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Shauna Sallmen
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sallmenshauna.bsky.social
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over at work"

Discuss this question with your neighbors.
kellydmcc.bsky.social Kelly McCullough @kellydmcc.bsky.social · 23h
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."

If no one has any further comments we are now ready to vote, all in favor…
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Redoing this because typo city.
thebarbarienne.bsky.social The Barbarienne Snowman ☃️ @thebarbarienne.bsky.social · 1d
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."

goddamn authors
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
sallmenshauna.bsky.social
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes that you took in college:

Religion and Science
Irish Gaelic
French
Partial Differential Equations
Spherical Astronomy
kellydmcc.bsky.social Kelly McCullough @kellydmcc.bsky.social · 7d
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

Disney in art and culture.

Advanced Shakespearean Drama.

Community and Law.

A Survey of Asian History, both semesters.

Geology and Mineralogy.
thetattooedprof.bsky.social Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 7d
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

Victorian Authors: Thomas Hardy

Educational Psychology

Introduction to Astronomy (we had a planetarium!)

Radical Political Theory

Intermediate Latin
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
sallmenshauna.bsky.social
Zentangle class tonight.
March 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
sallmenshauna.bsky.social
Another example of insanity.
March 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
sallmenshauna.bsky.social
Makes the point in a hilariously memorable way.
murshedz.bsky.social Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · Mar 26
This is art. 🤗
Sharing an excerpt of facebook screenshot of Amanda Gailey: As someone who uses Signal every day, I need to explain how totally committed to being an absolute dumbass multiple people had to be in order for this security leak to happen. Okay, so in Signal if you want to talk to multiple people you have to create a group and give it a name, for example "JD Vance Humps His Couch." You then add people from your contacts to the group. If you are a competent user of Signal, you can then restrict the permissions so that only designated admins can add people. If you are an absolute dipshit whose only job qualification is pwning the libs on Twitter, you would create a group about war plans and not know about or activate this functionality. If you are in a group and are allowed to add members, either because you are an admin or because the admin was raised on lead paint milkshakes, you then must do the following to add someone: Click on "JD Vance Humps His Couch" Scroll down to "Add Members." Select one or more people from your phone's contact list. Click "Update" Confirm that yes, you want to add that member. This is impossible to do accidentally. Then, once you have gone through the multi-step process of adding a member, an announcement appears on the screen for literally everyone in the group to see: "JD Vance Has Added Chairry to the Group." This sentence is a line in a single-stream text thread and if anyone is reading their messages they cannot miss it. (If they are not reading their messages, one might wonder why they have been included on the chat to begin with.) At this point, anyone can say in the chat or privately, Hey JD, why are you adding the bedroom-eyed plush chair from Pee-Wee's Playhouse to our chat about your upholstery problem? Yet nobody in the war bro chat said a thing about the new member added to the group.
March 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
sallmenshauna.bsky.social
So ridiculous
johncolton.bsky.social John Colton @johncolton.bsky.social · Mar 26
This will kill people. If left unchecked, probably large numbers of people.
annamerlan.bsky.social Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · Mar 26
They didn't even pick a controversial person WITH a medical license, but one who previously got in trouble for practicing medicine without one www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
March 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by Shauna Sallmen
philplait.bsky.social
Pulitzer material
murshedz.bsky.social Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · Mar 26
This is art. 🤗
Sharing an excerpt of facebook screenshot of Amanda Gailey: As someone who uses Signal every day, I need to explain how totally committed to being an absolute dumbass multiple people had to be in order for this security leak to happen. Okay, so in Signal if you want to talk to multiple people you have to create a group and give it a name, for example "JD Vance Humps His Couch." You then add people from your contacts to the group. If you are a competent user of Signal, you can then restrict the permissions so that only designated admins can add people. If you are an absolute dipshit whose only job qualification is pwning the libs on Twitter, you would create a group about war plans and not know about or activate this functionality. If you are in a group and are allowed to add members, either because you are an admin or because the admin was raised on lead paint milkshakes, you then must do the following to add someone: Click on "JD Vance Humps His Couch" Scroll down to "Add Members." Select one or more people from your phone's contact list. Click "Update" Confirm that yes, you want to add that member. This is impossible to do accidentally. Then, once you have gone through the multi-step process of adding a member, an announcement appears on the screen for literally everyone in the group to see: "JD Vance Has Added Chairry to the Group." This sentence is a line in a single-stream text thread and if anyone is reading their messages they cannot miss it. (If they are not reading their messages, one might wonder why they have been included on the chat to begin with.) At this point, anyone can say in the chat or privately, Hey JD, why are you adding the bedroom-eyed plush chair from Pee-Wee's Playhouse to our chat about your upholstery problem? Yet nobody in the war bro chat said a thing about the new member added to the group.
March 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by Shauna Sallmen
weratedogs.com
This is Chester. He is so good at piano he can play it in his sleep. In fact, he can only play it in his sleep. 13/10
March 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by Shauna Sallmen
kellydmcc.bsky.social
No words. Just this.
a blue and yellow flag is waving in the wind against a black background
Alt: a blue and yellow flag Ukrainian is waving in the wind against a black background
media.tenor.com
March 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by Shauna Sallmen
22-minutes.bsky.social
Patriotism is really hot right now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNu7vb0qRg4
Feeling patriotic? Choose Gordon's Adult Diapers! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
YouTube video by 22 Minutes
www.youtube.com
February 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Reposted by Shauna Sallmen
mntnman444.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Reposted by Shauna Sallmen
kellydmcc.bsky.social
Morning arrived like an octopus at a juggling competition—it’s surprisingly hard to keep only three balls in the air when you have 8 tentacles…it’s the suckers.

BadNoir
February 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Reposted by Shauna Sallmen
altnps.bsky.social
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM