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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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a man with the head of a Gary Larson Cow leans on a porch railing looking out at the yard below the caption "I bring a sort of 'lump, lump with handle, prongler, hoofsaw' vibe to the funny papers that folks who like the funnies enough to write letters don't really like"
January 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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make sure to hold down B when preordering the switch 2 to increase your odds
April 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
day 167 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't
edited Peter Gallagher Heathcliff comic. A small cow sweeps the patio with a Prongler as a lump, lump-with-handle, and hoofsaw hang from a clothesline overhead. Iggy Nutmeg, from the window of his house tells a neighbor girl who is peering inquisitively over the fence, "Spring cleaning."
April 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM