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@salanth.gay
🏳️‍🌈 he/him
💕 @moonwatcher582.bsky.social
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Jordan
All new all different none burger left ketchup
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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老鼠六潮
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Baby's first snow
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Dog startled by noise??????🐶????????
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Man, Metroid is so back. A dense, interconnected map with an interesting variety of enemy types. Getting new abilities and backtracking through the map to areas I couldn't go to before...
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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what do we think, chat
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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We got gen-AI dubs from Amazon and gen-AI subs from Crunchyroll, but if you torrent a fansub that real people worked to translate, code, and stylize, you're the piece of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm always doing this
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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(looking at lesbian couple) so which one of you is on an unstoppable path towards terrifying apotheosis? and which one of you would shatter the heavens and poison the earth forever to take her back?
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
God no please no
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Man why everyone keep getting in the "fuck up your mind and make you kill em all" robots
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I've been doing this bit to people for 20 years and it's still as funny as the first time I did it

I don't think it'll ever get old
My favorite bit on discord is noticing someone is typing for the first time in a few hours and just immediately saying something before they can finish.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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In traffic
Fill in the blank:

Before you pick your Game of the Year, make sure you play _______
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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@gork burp me
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This mf called him "Dragula"
Dragula saying "the time for games is over" before walking up to you and doing a roundhouse kick is seared into my mind forever
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I need Aalto to be placed in a little Ziploc and shaken slightly
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
therapists be like
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Shesez will now become Hesez cause women had it good for too long
He deleted it but hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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could you imagine going on a date and afterwards they send you something they asked a LLM to write? That is insane
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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If I found out someone used chatgpt to write me a message I’d remove them from my life, full stop. There’s honestly few things as insulting and I genuinely think everyone should make it extremely unacceptable
October 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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get sakurai to write a season of kamen rider

this is not a joke
Sakurai: "Machines in Air Riders are sentient when sharing the will of their Riders"

Oh that's cute!

Sakurai: "So we added screams when they get destroyed."

There it is, the Kirby lore I love. Seasoned with a pinch of fucked up.
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The day someone says this to me unironically is the day I go to jail
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Dude they sell COLD here
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM