SailorWayne (Dipshit Knight)
@sailorwayne.bsky.social
DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Métis. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig?
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
Can't imagine what it would be like to listen to the sickeningly depraved things Cotton says without smacking him in the temple.
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Can't imagine what it would be like to listen to the sickeningly depraved things Cotton says without smacking him in the temple.
This cat gets hassled by the mouse but same idea.
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This cat gets hassled by the mouse but same idea.
I hope Jerry smacks you with a giant hammer.
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I hope Jerry smacks you with a giant hammer.
Lol permanent DST. People need more benign mandated weirdness or they get grandiose.
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Lol permanent DST. People need more benign mandated weirdness or they get grandiose.
More like "Secretary of Whore"
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
More like "Secretary of Whore"
I just mean to say the outcome personally is forgettable but
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I just mean to say the outcome personally is forgettable but
Hay Bozy baby get over here you're running this back.
It's true the Torontos brought an audience, actual character, and damn-warmth to the World Series. Cool to witness an all-timer regardless of outcome. Certainly on the levels of bad losses scale but it wasn't no 28-3 collapse.
It's true the Torontos brought an audience, actual character, and damn-warmth to the World Series. Cool to witness an all-timer regardless of outcome. Certainly on the levels of bad losses scale but it wasn't no 28-3 collapse.
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Hay Bozy baby get over here you're running this back.
It's true the Torontos brought an audience, actual character, and damn-warmth to the World Series. Cool to witness an all-timer regardless of outcome. Certainly on the levels of bad losses scale but it wasn't no 28-3 collapse.
It's true the Torontos brought an audience, actual character, and damn-warmth to the World Series. Cool to witness an all-timer regardless of outcome. Certainly on the levels of bad losses scale but it wasn't no 28-3 collapse.
You know how they say nobody ever remembers the losers? Watching that ending blew chunks of asstroturf but tack it to the bulletin board and let's fucking go.
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
You know how they say nobody ever remembers the losers? Watching that ending blew chunks of asstroturf but tack it to the bulletin board and let's fucking go.
Aren't they synonymous?
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Aren't they synonymous?
I think I read that article on Defector.
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I think I read that article on Defector.
I guarantee Weird Al was looking forward to that lusty "UGGGGHHHH!".
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I guarantee Weird Al was looking forward to that lusty "UGGGGHHHH!".
Jajajajajajajaja! Lah-whooooooooozzzzzerrrrrr!
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jajajajajajajaja! Lah-whooooooooozzzzzerrrrrr!
"And with this stylish flourish, the Holiday Wars ended peacefully..."
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"And with this stylish flourish, the Holiday Wars ended peacefully..."
Hearing @defector.com brings the ⚡️Stellicktricity ⚡️
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hearing @defector.com brings the ⚡️Stellicktricity ⚡️
Skin will be crawling for the rest of the day...
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Skin will be crawling for the rest of the day...
Isn't that looking up from lowered chin like a freak a Kubrick thing?
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Isn't that looking up from lowered chin like a freak a Kubrick thing?
Still Amreica's greatest loserrrrrrrrrrrrrr
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Still Amreica's greatest loserrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The (2nd) hap hap happiest time of the year. (After NHL Playoffs begin).
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The (2nd) hap hap happiest time of the year. (After NHL Playoffs begin).
18-year old me was absolutely no help for mom's state. Nice if I had more of an empathetic head's up that 80's hiskool health class. I was a pain in the ass for nothing.
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
18-year old me was absolutely no help for mom's state. Nice if I had more of an empathetic head's up that 80's hiskool health class. I was a pain in the ass for nothing.
They steal them.
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
They steal them.
Somebody could have run over the fatass at the side of the road.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Somebody could have run over the fatass at the side of the road.