SailorWayne (Dipshit Knight)
@sailorwayne.bsky.social
DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Métis. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig?
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
Jesus Christ
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Jesus Christ
@dameshek.bsky.social It's that wonderful time of year again for one of my favourite rants. Have you discussed Santa's concentration camp yet? Such a trash dictator.
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
@dameshek.bsky.social It's that wonderful time of year again for one of my favourite rants. Have you discussed Santa's concentration camp yet? Such a trash dictator.
Pfffft Canada Post loses that on coffee break.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Pfffft Canada Post loses that on coffee break.
@barryp.bsky.social I just searched "what time does the world cup draw start" so when does my Defector sub get revoked? Thanks guys it's been great.
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
@barryp.bsky.social I just searched "what time does the world cup draw start" so when does my Defector sub get revoked? Thanks guys it's been great.
Strother Martin
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Strother Martin
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“Jaguars Junction” is an independent source of football analysis unaffiliated with any professional sports franchise. defector.com/jaguars-junc...
Jaguars Junction: Week 13 | Defector
Jacksonville Jaguars move to 8-4 record on the season with another big win this week. Unimportant people gape in slack-jawed amazement. Many have asked me, “How did we get here?” Well it all started…
defector.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“Jaguars Junction” is an independent source of football analysis unaffiliated with any professional sports franchise. defector.com/jaguars-junc...
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Sometimes you post political stuff, knowing full well you'll get no reaction and get unfollowed, but sometimes you feel you need to post things, to be a witness.
One can't do the "ignorance is bliss" act for 10+ years, but one dinnae to delve fully and post 10 things a day ranting about politics.
One can't do the "ignorance is bliss" act for 10+ years, but one dinnae to delve fully and post 10 things a day ranting about politics.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sometimes you post political stuff, knowing full well you'll get no reaction and get unfollowed, but sometimes you feel you need to post things, to be a witness.
One can't do the "ignorance is bliss" act for 10+ years, but one dinnae to delve fully and post 10 things a day ranting about politics.
One can't do the "ignorance is bliss" act for 10+ years, but one dinnae to delve fully and post 10 things a day ranting about politics.
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Skinny Puppy
Glucifer
The Bell Rays
Cinderella
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Skinny Puppy
Glucifer
The Bell Rays
Cinderella
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Green Day
Counting Crows
Bo Burnham
Elton John
Paul Simon & Sting
Green Day
Counting Crows
Bo Burnham
Elton John
Paul Simon & Sting
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bowie
NIN
Prince
A Tribe Called Quest
Rage Against The Machine
Bowie
NIN
Prince
A Tribe Called Quest
Rage Against The Machine
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Skinny Puppy
Glucifer
The Bell Rays
Cinderella
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Skinny Puppy
Glucifer
The Bell Rays
Cinderella
So don't mind me if I repeat myself
These simple lines be good for your health
To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
Live love life like you just don't care
Five thousand leaders never scared
"Bring the Noise," it's 'the moment they feared'
Get up! Still a beautiful idea
These simple lines be good for your health
To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
Live love life like you just don't care
Five thousand leaders never scared
"Bring the Noise," it's 'the moment they feared'
Get up! Still a beautiful idea
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So don't mind me if I repeat myself
These simple lines be good for your health
To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
Live love life like you just don't care
Five thousand leaders never scared
"Bring the Noise," it's 'the moment they feared'
Get up! Still a beautiful idea
These simple lines be good for your health
To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
Live love life like you just don't care
Five thousand leaders never scared
"Bring the Noise," it's 'the moment they feared'
Get up! Still a beautiful idea
I don't even really watch college football but this is easily my favourite show. It just seems wise to know the bad teams.
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I don't even really watch college football but this is easily my favourite show. It just seems wise to know the bad teams.
I laughed so hard I just woke up Junior.
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I laughed so hard I just woke up Junior.
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The Gabriel Dumont Institute in Saskatoon filled their art gallery with memorabilia honouring those who sacrificed their lives to protect their country for their annual Louis Riel and Metis Veterans Honour Day.
The Gabriel Dumont Institute held annual Louis Riel and Metis Veterans Honour Day | APTN News
YouTube video by APTN News
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The Gabriel Dumont Institute in Saskatoon filled their art gallery with memorabilia honouring those who sacrificed their lives to protect their country for their annual Louis Riel and Metis Veterans Honour Day.
I still have my Radio Shack Armatron.
Age yourself with a long dead company:
I still have a pair of wings that I got from the pilot of an Eastern Airlines plane WILE I WAS SITITNG IN THE COCKPIT BEFORE IT TOOK OFF as a 5yr old
I still have a pair of wings that I got from the pilot of an Eastern Airlines plane WILE I WAS SITITNG IN THE COCKPIT BEFORE IT TOOK OFF as a 5yr old
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I still have my Radio Shack Armatron.
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Bizarre that their new motto, fuck our minority customers, isn’t juicing sales
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
Target Predicting Week Holiday Sales As Consumer Angst Weighs On Season
Target said it doesn’t think holiday sales will be enough to turn around a tough year.
www.forbes.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Bizarre that their new motto, fuck our minority customers, isn’t juicing sales
"Poo ass"
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
"Poo ass"
I did not see the Northern Lights but I did seen a fox!
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I did not see the Northern Lights but I did seen a fox!
Evergreen post
Chuck Schumer has not met this moment and Senate Democrats would be wise to move on from his leadership.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Evergreen post
"Those aren't zeroes; they're brownies!"
Indigenous Services Minister Mandy Gull-Masty says the column of zeros under projections for years beyond 2026 in the federal budget doesn’t mean cuts to the department but reflects a shift in “program reform.”
That's on Nation to Nation.
That's on Nation to Nation.
ISC minister says budget shows new direction in federal programs
ISC Minister Mandy Gull-Masty says the federal budget shows the government is going in a new direction to deliver Indigenous programming.
www.aptnnews.ca
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Those aren't zeroes; they're brownies!"
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The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
I hope this is how you find out Dick Cheney died
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I hope this is how you find out Dick Cheney died
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if you see that AI-generated video going around, of some NYPD officer telling an ICE officer what he’s doing is against the law, one straightforward way to tell it’s AI is this will literally never happen
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if you see that AI-generated video going around, of some NYPD officer telling an ICE officer what he’s doing is against the law, one straightforward way to tell it’s AI is this will literally never happen
Awwww shitballs
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Awwww shitballs