SailorWayne (Dipshit Knight)
@sailorwayne.bsky.social
DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Métis. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig?
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
I just mean to say the outcome personally is forgettable but
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I just mean to say the outcome personally is forgettable but
Isn't that looking up from lowered chin like a freak a Kubrick thing?
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Isn't that looking up from lowered chin like a freak a Kubrick thing?
@dameshek.bsky.social It's that wonderful time of year again for one of my favourite rants. Have you discussed Santa's concentration camp yet? Such a trash dictator.
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
@dameshek.bsky.social It's that wonderful time of year again for one of my favourite rants. Have you discussed Santa's concentration camp yet? Such a trash dictator.
So don't mind me if I repeat myself
These simple lines be good for your health
To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
Live love life like you just don't care
Five thousand leaders never scared
"Bring the Noise," it's 'the moment they feared'
Get up! Still a beautiful idea
These simple lines be good for your health
To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
Live love life like you just don't care
Five thousand leaders never scared
"Bring the Noise," it's 'the moment they feared'
Get up! Still a beautiful idea
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So don't mind me if I repeat myself
These simple lines be good for your health
To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
Live love life like you just don't care
Five thousand leaders never scared
"Bring the Noise," it's 'the moment they feared'
Get up! Still a beautiful idea
These simple lines be good for your health
To keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
Live love life like you just don't care
Five thousand leaders never scared
"Bring the Noise," it's 'the moment they feared'
Get up! Still a beautiful idea
I thought the snakes v alligators generally ended with mutual destruction. Like, python swallows alligator and then alligator rips open python thrashing around as it suffocates. As you can tell, I am quite the naturist.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I thought the snakes v alligators generally ended with mutual destruction. Like, python swallows alligator and then alligator rips open python thrashing around as it suffocates. As you can tell, I am quite the naturist.
As a broke ass single dad, i recommend clothing the babes in thrift store gear. Also, one of Junior's favourite stuffies is a tiger that fell into her strollie in Value Village.
I hope you find work quickly.
I hope you find work quickly.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
As a broke ass single dad, i recommend clothing the babes in thrift store gear. Also, one of Junior's favourite stuffies is a tiger that fell into her strollie in Value Village.
I hope you find work quickly.
I hope you find work quickly.
Just realized I made a dumb joke
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Just realized I made a dumb joke
Both of you, get out
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Both of you, get out
Doubt they can be this sophisticated...
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Doubt they can be this sophisticated...
Pretty much!
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Pretty much!
Yeah but your babby is in
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Yeah but your babby is in
I forget the name immediately, but the 80's models were so tight.
UPDATE: jajajaja it's called the "Toyota Van"
I learned to drive on a fun 1985 Carolla Hatch. Wish it'd been the 5 speed...
UPDATE: jajajaja it's called the "Toyota Van"
I learned to drive on a fun 1985 Carolla Hatch. Wish it'd been the 5 speed...
September 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I forget the name immediately, but the 80's models were so tight.
UPDATE: jajajaja it's called the "Toyota Van"
I learned to drive on a fun 1985 Carolla Hatch. Wish it'd been the 5 speed...
UPDATE: jajajaja it's called the "Toyota Van"
I learned to drive on a fun 1985 Carolla Hatch. Wish it'd been the 5 speed...
I forget the name immediately, but the 80's models were so tight.
UPDATE: jajajaja it's called the "Toyota Van"
I learned to drive on a fun 1985 Carolla Hatch. Wish it'd been the 5 speed...
UPDATE: jajajaja it's called the "Toyota Van"
I learned to drive on a fun 1985 Carolla Hatch. Wish it'd been the 5 speed...
September 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I forget the name immediately, but the 80's models were so tight.
UPDATE: jajajaja it's called the "Toyota Van"
I learned to drive on a fun 1985 Carolla Hatch. Wish it'd been the 5 speed...
UPDATE: jajajaja it's called the "Toyota Van"
I learned to drive on a fun 1985 Carolla Hatch. Wish it'd been the 5 speed...
Just as i popped open this tweet to read the thread my friend texted me that it's almost Magic Number Time.
Also, Junior's in the club.
Also, Junior's in the club.
September 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just as i popped open this tweet to read the thread my friend texted me that it's almost Magic Number Time.
Also, Junior's in the club.
Also, Junior's in the club.
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Let's Remember Some Guys I Remember that were Mats Sundin's crummy linemates:
September 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Let's Remember Some Guys I Remember that were Mats Sundin's crummy linemates:
Leafs early 2000's depth chart
September 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Leafs early 2000's depth chart
I've been training my phone how to write properly:
August 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I've been training my phone how to write properly: