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brucemaxxing the 8 hour flight to toronto
May 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
brucemaxxing the 8 hour flight to toronto
Pink Rabbits
The National · Trouble Will Find Me · Song · 2013
open.spotify.com
March 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
idk about katie porter. she's too competent, too genuine. the governor of california is supposed to be an absolute ratfucker or a famous movie star, ideally both
March 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
idk about katie porter. she's too competent, too genuine. the governor of california is supposed to be an absolute ratfucker or a famous movie star, ideally both
democrats be like
"I just wrote a formal letter to the ethics committee. Let's see Mr. Trump wriggle his way out of that one-------ahhhh ok so, he just deleted the ethics committee. That was my only idea. Should we do another press conference about how completely powerless we are?"
"I just wrote a formal letter to the ethics committee. Let's see Mr. Trump wriggle his way out of that one-------ahhhh ok so, he just deleted the ethics committee. That was my only idea. Should we do another press conference about how completely powerless we are?"
February 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
democrats be like
"I just wrote a formal letter to the ethics committee. Let's see Mr. Trump wriggle his way out of that one-------ahhhh ok so, he just deleted the ethics committee. That was my only idea. Should we do another press conference about how completely powerless we are?"
"I just wrote a formal letter to the ethics committee. Let's see Mr. Trump wriggle his way out of that one-------ahhhh ok so, he just deleted the ethics committee. That was my only idea. Should we do another press conference about how completely powerless we are?"
its not a "trade war" calm down. this is america. its a special economic operation.
February 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
its not a "trade war" calm down. this is america. its a special economic operation.
every time i talk to a tesla driver they always repeat the exact same talking points
"why are you keying my car"
"oh....its YOU"
"please dont slash my tires again i just replaced them"
you people have no originality and its embarrassing
"why are you keying my car"
"oh....its YOU"
"please dont slash my tires again i just replaced them"
you people have no originality and its embarrassing
February 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
every time i talk to a tesla driver they always repeat the exact same talking points
"why are you keying my car"
"oh....its YOU"
"please dont slash my tires again i just replaced them"
you people have no originality and its embarrassing
"why are you keying my car"
"oh....its YOU"
"please dont slash my tires again i just replaced them"
you people have no originality and its embarrassing
u ever wake up like damn. my partner is hot asf thats cracey
January 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
u ever wake up like damn. my partner is hot asf thats cracey
when im in a crosswalk and theres a tesla waiting for me to cross i like to take a little break, stretch, tie my shoes etc
January 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
when im in a crosswalk and theres a tesla waiting for me to cross i like to take a little break, stretch, tie my shoes etc
its kinda sweet how pirates used black flags. like just broadcasting "heyyyyy everybody youre about to get pillaged. we're pirates! arrrrr matey etc" so that way everyone has time to facetime their loved ones
January 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
its kinda sweet how pirates used black flags. like just broadcasting "heyyyyy everybody youre about to get pillaged. we're pirates! arrrrr matey etc" so that way everyone has time to facetime their loved ones
if the universe was just it would be elizabeth holmes up on stage scamming the president for $500bil but instead we got this muppet looking motherfucker. i bet he doesnt even own a turtleneck
January 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
if the universe was just it would be elizabeth holmes up on stage scamming the president for $500bil but instead we got this muppet looking motherfucker. i bet he doesnt even own a turtleneck
its so funny that trump is genuinely intimidated by top G but only because gavin looks like a movie star playing a governor
January 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
its so funny that trump is genuinely intimidated by top G but only because gavin looks like a movie star playing a governor
george w. bush
Wait, do y'all not have a favorite serial killer?
January 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
george w. bush
idk man. this genre of lib-speak is so tacky and depressing to me. its a reminder of how actually powerless we are. laws dont apply to him, supreme court is loyal to him, dc dems are complying. all we have left is calling him "Rage-Baby-In-Chief" in a blog post. we're so absolutely fucked
January 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
idk man. this genre of lib-speak is so tacky and depressing to me. its a reminder of how actually powerless we are. laws dont apply to him, supreme court is loyal to him, dc dems are complying. all we have left is calling him "Rage-Baby-In-Chief" in a blog post. we're so absolutely fucked
agent dale cooper be like
January 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
agent dale cooper be like
kamala would have been a fine president but i dont know that she's evil enough to be governor of california
Kamala Harris just arrived back in Los Angeles. She plans to distribute food to wildfire victims and meet with first responders.
Governor Harris has a nice ring to it. Welcome home.
Governor Harris has a nice ring to it. Welcome home.
January 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
kamala would have been a fine president but i dont know that she's evil enough to be governor of california
i miss 2015 twitter man. just saw someone casually drop the word "verisimilitude" on here and then act like that isnt a fucking psychotic thing to do
January 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
i miss 2015 twitter man. just saw someone casually drop the word "verisimilitude" on here and then act like that isnt a fucking psychotic thing to do
the timtok ban is good actually & i definitely dont just think that because the only content i consume is NATO propaganda
January 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
the timtok ban is good actually & i definitely dont just think that because the only content i consume is NATO propaganda
my cousin asked me if californians pronounce Milk "milk" or "melk" i was like uhm its pronounced "oat milk"
January 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
my cousin asked me if californians pronounce Milk "milk" or "melk" i was like uhm its pronounced "oat milk"
pretty crazy that mint mobile trapped ryan reynolds in a permanent green screen time loop and no one gives a fuck
January 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
pretty crazy that mint mobile trapped ryan reynolds in a permanent green screen time loop and no one gives a fuck
since i havent liked any tweets on here yet my entire feed is just people talking about cats and pictures of their cats
this must be what it felt like when they discovered yosemite before they built any roads or anything
this must be what it felt like when they discovered yosemite before they built any roads or anything
November 7, 2024 at 9:39 PM
since i havent liked any tweets on here yet my entire feed is just people talking about cats and pictures of their cats
this must be what it felt like when they discovered yosemite before they built any roads or anything
this must be what it felt like when they discovered yosemite before they built any roads or anything