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brucemaxxing the 8 hour flight to toronto
May 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
brucemaxxing the 8 hour flight to toronto
its like if they made a mall specifically for gwenyth paltrow
April 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
its like if they made a mall specifically for gwenyth paltrow
Pink Rabbits
The National Β· Trouble Will Find Me Β· Song Β· 2013
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March 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
idk about katie porter. she's too competent, too genuine. the governor of california is supposed to be an absolute ratfucker or a famous movie star, ideally both
March 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
idk about katie porter. she's too competent, too genuine. the governor of california is supposed to be an absolute ratfucker or a famous movie star, ideally both
would like it to be known i capitalized this tweet by hand because thats how democrats be typing sometime
February 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
would like it to be known i capitalized this tweet by hand because thats how democrats be typing sometime
democrats be like
"I just wrote a formal letter to the ethics committee. Let's see Mr. Trump wriggle his way out of that one-------ahhhh ok so, he just deleted the ethics committee. That was my only idea. Should we do another press conference about how completely powerless we are?"
"I just wrote a formal letter to the ethics committee. Let's see Mr. Trump wriggle his way out of that one-------ahhhh ok so, he just deleted the ethics committee. That was my only idea. Should we do another press conference about how completely powerless we are?"
February 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
democrats be like
"I just wrote a formal letter to the ethics committee. Let's see Mr. Trump wriggle his way out of that one-------ahhhh ok so, he just deleted the ethics committee. That was my only idea. Should we do another press conference about how completely powerless we are?"
"I just wrote a formal letter to the ethics committee. Let's see Mr. Trump wriggle his way out of that one-------ahhhh ok so, he just deleted the ethics committee. That was my only idea. Should we do another press conference about how completely powerless we are?"
its not a "trade war" calm down. this is america. its a special economic operation.
February 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
its not a "trade war" calm down. this is america. its a special economic operation.
every time i talk to a tesla driver they always repeat the exact same talking points
"why are you keying my car"
"oh....its YOU"
"please dont slash my tires again i just replaced them"
you people have no originality and its embarrassing
"why are you keying my car"
"oh....its YOU"
"please dont slash my tires again i just replaced them"
you people have no originality and its embarrassing
February 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
every time i talk to a tesla driver they always repeat the exact same talking points
"why are you keying my car"
"oh....its YOU"
"please dont slash my tires again i just replaced them"
you people have no originality and its embarrassing
"why are you keying my car"
"oh....its YOU"
"please dont slash my tires again i just replaced them"
you people have no originality and its embarrassing
got to do it with a californian accent brother. fade into it with vocal fry and trail off before you get to the L sound
its "ehchtiem...." not "HHHHACHE TEE EM ELL-UH"
with this simple trick you can cut 1500ms of latency off your HTML pronunciation
its "ehchtiem...." not "HHHHACHE TEE EM ELL-UH"
with this simple trick you can cut 1500ms of latency off your HTML pronunciation
January 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
got to do it with a californian accent brother. fade into it with vocal fry and trail off before you get to the L sound
its "ehchtiem...." not "HHHHACHE TEE EM ELL-UH"
with this simple trick you can cut 1500ms of latency off your HTML pronunciation
its "ehchtiem...." not "HHHHACHE TEE EM ELL-UH"
with this simple trick you can cut 1500ms of latency off your HTML pronunciation
u ever wake up like damn. my partner is hot asf thats cracey
January 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
u ever wake up like damn. my partner is hot asf thats cracey
when im in a crosswalk and theres a tesla waiting for me to cross i like to take a little break, stretch, tie my shoes etc
January 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
when im in a crosswalk and theres a tesla waiting for me to cross i like to take a little break, stretch, tie my shoes etc
its kinda sweet how pirates used black flags. like just broadcasting "heyyyyy everybody youre about to get pillaged. we're pirates! arrrrr matey etc" so that way everyone has time to facetime their loved ones
January 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
its kinda sweet how pirates used black flags. like just broadcasting "heyyyyy everybody youre about to get pillaged. we're pirates! arrrrr matey etc" so that way everyone has time to facetime their loved ones
if the universe was just it would be elizabeth holmes up on stage scamming the president for $500bil but instead we got this muppet looking motherfucker. i bet he doesnt even own a turtleneck
January 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
if the universe was just it would be elizabeth holmes up on stage scamming the president for $500bil but instead we got this muppet looking motherfucker. i bet he doesnt even own a turtleneck
its so funny that trump is genuinely intimidated by top G but only because gavin looks like a movie star playing a governor
January 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
its so funny that trump is genuinely intimidated by top G but only because gavin looks like a movie star playing a governor
george w. bush
Wait, do y'all not have a favorite serial killer?
January 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
george w. bush
idk man. this genre of lib-speak is so tacky and depressing to me. its a reminder of how actually powerless we are. laws dont apply to him, supreme court is loyal to him, dc dems are complying. all we have left is calling him "Rage-Baby-In-Chief" in a blog post. we're so absolutely fucked
January 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
idk man. this genre of lib-speak is so tacky and depressing to me. its a reminder of how actually powerless we are. laws dont apply to him, supreme court is loyal to him, dc dems are complying. all we have left is calling him "Rage-Baby-In-Chief" in a blog post. we're so absolutely fucked
agent dale cooper be like
January 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
agent dale cooper be like
look california dems just do not show up to the polls. there is 0 chance CA swings right with electoral college. so ya of the people who voted 29%. (still....low), but thats not representative of the actual population
January 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
look california dems just do not show up to the polls. there is 0 chance CA swings right with electoral college. so ya of the people who voted 29%. (still....low), but thats not representative of the actual population
spent half a decade one town over from paradise, which uhm doesnt exist anymore, and im telling you CA maga has an unbelievable cognitive dissonance when it comes to this stuff
January 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
spent half a decade one town over from paradise, which uhm doesnt exist anymore, and im telling you CA maga has an unbelievable cognitive dissonance when it comes to this stuff
city??? redding is a a small town. last i checked it was overrun by a megacult
in their defense they have a combination Taco Bell/Denny's and a second Denny's restaurant across from the first one on the other side of I5. so. silver lining i guess
in their defense they have a combination Taco Bell/Denny's and a second Denny's restaurant across from the first one on the other side of I5. so. silver lining i guess
January 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
city??? redding is a a small town. last i checked it was overrun by a megacult
in their defense they have a combination Taco Bell/Denny's and a second Denny's restaurant across from the first one on the other side of I5. so. silver lining i guess
in their defense they have a combination Taco Bell/Denny's and a second Denny's restaurant across from the first one on the other side of I5. so. silver lining i guess