sasha solomon
@sachee.dev
#1 at funny. powerful + dangerous. diet coke. queen of graphql. eng @ pierredotco. prev tech lead/staff software eng @ twitter, prev @ medium. bffs w/ @msol.io
she/her
https://thesachee.carrd.co/
she/her
https://thesachee.carrd.co/
i’m thankful for getting blasted by this baja
will i get banned from family gatherings if i bring the taco bell baja blast pie to thanksgiving
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i’m thankful for getting blasted by this baja
will i get banned from family gatherings if i bring the taco bell baja blast pie to thanksgiving
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
will i get banned from family gatherings if i bring the taco bell baja blast pie to thanksgiving
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October 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
wet claude
enable wet claude
how to get wet claude
wet claude walkthrough guide
what to do claude is wet
wet claude too wet
how to dry my claude
enable wet claude
how to get wet claude
wet claude walkthrough guide
what to do claude is wet
wet claude too wet
how to dry my claude
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Reposted by sasha solomon
📣 The #GraphQLConf 2025 schedule is live!
🔥 Join us in Amsterdam 8-10 Sept. for deep dives and exclusive #GraphQL talks. Amazing sessions lined up!
➡️ graphql.org/conf/2025/
🔥 Join us in Amsterdam 8-10 Sept. for deep dives and exclusive #GraphQL talks. Amazing sessions lined up!
➡️ graphql.org/conf/2025/
GraphQLConf 2025 — Sept 08-10 | GraphQL
Join the official GraphQL Conference by the GraphQL Foundation in Amsterdam, Netherlands, from September 8-10, 2025. Discover the future of GraphQL with leading experts, workshops, and networking opportunities.
graphql.org
June 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
📣 The #GraphQLConf 2025 schedule is live!
🔥 Join us in Amsterdam 8-10 Sept. for deep dives and exclusive #GraphQL talks. Amazing sessions lined up!
➡️ graphql.org/conf/2025/
🔥 Join us in Amsterdam 8-10 Sept. for deep dives and exclusive #GraphQL talks. Amazing sessions lined up!
➡️ graphql.org/conf/2025/
who named it “docker compose down” and not “docker decompose”
May 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
who named it “docker compose down” and not “docker decompose”
every great artist has a 1000 year old cat with ~serious medical issues~ that at least once a month is like “hey guys my cat <insert cute food name here> needs 10k in treatments so i’m doing an art sale”
May 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
every great artist has a 1000 year old cat with ~serious medical issues~ that at least once a month is like “hey guys my cat <insert cute food name here> needs 10k in treatments so i’m doing an art sale”
flying on mother’s day is actually very good vibes but also means there are 100 babies on the plane
May 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
flying on mother’s day is actually very good vibes but also means there are 100 babies on the plane
literally me
April 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
literally me
aww man and it didn't even import my best ones cos they're quote tweets
April 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
aww man and it didn't even import my best ones cos they're quote tweets
i imported all of my tweets to bluesky and i fear it was a mistake
April 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i imported all of my tweets to bluesky and i fear it was a mistake
i know this is spam cos no one who knows me would ever ask me this cos they know id rather die
April 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i know this is spam cos no one who knows me would ever ask me this cos they know id rather die
balloon arches have a chokehold on millennial women
April 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
balloon arches have a chokehold on millennial women
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if i text you this just know you’re cooked
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if i text you this just know you’re cooked
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In case there were any doubts musk is running roughshod over the federal government, "fork in the road" is the same exact language used for the unlawful firings of thousands of twitter employees currently suing or in arbitration
All federal employees offered option to resign by replying to this email. www.opm.gov/fork
Fork in the RoadLock
Welcome to opm.gov
www.opm.gov
January 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
In case there were any doubts musk is running roughshod over the federal government, "fork in the road" is the same exact language used for the unlawful firings of thousands of twitter employees currently suing or in arbitration
she’s a comedienne now???
i did my first ever stand-up comedy showcase @heliumcomedypdx back in november and i finally got around to posting a clip
p.s. lying to your doctor is totally fine everyone does it
i did my first ever stand-up comedy showcase @heliumcomedypdx back in november and i finally got around to posting a clip
p.s. lying to your doctor is totally fine everyone does it
January 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
she’s a comedienne now???
i did my first ever stand-up comedy showcase @heliumcomedypdx back in november and i finally got around to posting a clip
p.s. lying to your doctor is totally fine everyone does it
i did my first ever stand-up comedy showcase @heliumcomedypdx back in november and i finally got around to posting a clip
p.s. lying to your doctor is totally fine everyone does it
new neighbors moved in next door and they like to keep their windows open so i now i can’t porky pig it in my kitchen anymore
November 30, 2024 at 8:25 PM
new neighbors moved in next door and they like to keep their windows open so i now i can’t porky pig it in my kitchen anymore
im good on breaking news for a while thx
November 13, 2024 at 8:47 PM
im good on breaking news for a while thx
the only reason twitter still mostly works is because we built it well (and they’ve made like 0 changes since)
…not so sure about the u.s. govt
…not so sure about the u.s. govt
excited for musk to help the u.s. govt run more “efficiently” just like he helped twitter 🙃
November 13, 2024 at 5:31 PM
the only reason twitter still mostly works is because we built it well (and they’ve made like 0 changes since)
…not so sure about the u.s. govt
…not so sure about the u.s. govt
excited for musk to help the u.s. govt run more “efficiently” just like he helped twitter 🙃
November 13, 2024 at 5:16 PM
excited for musk to help the u.s. govt run more “efficiently” just like he helped twitter 🙃
i will keep adding weirdos to my weird little list until i have found all the weirdos
go.bsky.app/JhrnFwv
go.bsky.app/JhrnFwv
November 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
i will keep adding weirdos to my weird little list until i have found all the weirdos
go.bsky.app/JhrnFwv
go.bsky.app/JhrnFwv
oof bill burr on snl: 2006 called it wants its jokes back
November 11, 2024 at 2:39 AM
oof bill burr on snl: 2006 called it wants its jokes back
this is why i go through em so fast
getting shot in the stomach and immediately stumbling towards my medicine cabinet to chug a bottle of pepto bismol
November 4, 2024 at 5:16 PM
this is why i go through em so fast
i made a separate candy bowl for my (sicko) friends who like whoppers
October 31, 2024 at 4:48 PM
i made a separate candy bowl for my (sicko) friends who like whoppers