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sasha solomon
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#1 at funny. powerful + dangerous. diet coke. queen of graphql. eng @ pierredotco. prev tech lead/staff software eng @ twitter, prev @ medium. bffs w/ @msol.io

she/her

https://thesachee.carrd.co/
she’s not terrible but i tried reaaaaaally hard
April 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
aww man and it didn't even import my best ones cos they're quote tweets
April 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i know this is spam cos no one who knows me would ever ask me this cos they know id rather die
April 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
she’s a comedienne now???

i did my first ever stand-up comedy showcase @heliumcomedypdx back in november and i finally got around to posting a clip

p.s. lying to your doctor is totally fine everyone does it
January 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i made a separate candy bowl for my (sicko) friends who like whoppers
October 31, 2024 at 4:48 PM
still tryin to figure out what i’m doin with my life
October 31, 2024 at 12:21 AM
so i’ve watched a lot of murder she wrote, and there are so many episodes where jessica is meeting up with a niece or nephew and i was like “how many nieces and nephews DOES she have??”

and the answer is a lot
April 27, 2024 at 5:14 AM
i might have some tweets that match that description 😉
August 6, 2023 at 6:19 AM
if it wasn’t clear i have apple music so im sobbing haha look at my very basic metrics
April 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My bedside table
April 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
seafood
April 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i don’t wanna miss it
April 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
hey @matt_levine just to be clear, most of us who work at Twitter don’t suck

thx for the article tho
April 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
pls excuse my associate he doesn’t know what to do with his eyes

anyway, pls continue im listening
April 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
uh ohhh it’s ye olde renn faire season ma lady
April 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
.@msmichellegar made these cross-stitching kits for our team offsite and i cannot get over how adorable this is 🌵☀️
April 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
it's like arguing with a kid in your ap government class
April 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
he better not be buying my favorite coffee shop too
April 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
nice nice nice
April 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
guy who’s only seen boss baby: gettin a lot of ‘boss baby’ vibes from this…
April 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
this song is literally about diet coke, a beautiful love song
April 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
usagi -> sailor moon transformation ✨🌙💅

instagram.com/p/CXg3NtXvL1_/
April 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
at the start of the panini, i thought i would do art more and made myself my own art ig and everything

and then i ran out of energy…

but here i am again, still no energy, just drawing when i can

so idk here’s an art: chibiusa from sailor moon 🌙

instagram.com/p/CXeO89iPm9U/…
April 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
April 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
unleash the weird nerds
April 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM