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once a month skeet is here. you're welcome

i'm sorryí

a shirt with googly eyes as the buttons

hi sharks,

yes. YeS! The Plan is working.

nothing says millennial like collecting limited editions IKEA plastic bags

thread of skeets i want to send to @rysanazuzankova.bsky.social and @iccchi.bsky.social that i'll use until we get group chats

from: my heart (and microsoft paint)
to: u

I buy pretty postcards during travels, put them in frames and hang them on my walls because it's meaningful to me.
Guess who has a goldfish memory – I wonder what the individual meanings were.

(not a figurative goldfish with seconds of memory, closer to a literal goldfish with months of memory)

I was anxious to get pierced and now the group chat has new piercings also.
✨friendship✨

Hi @bsky.app can I have a group chat? I need to send my little friends cryptic messages. Family is me, my 3 to 9 closest friends and a random corporate account.