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Finished a transaction when customer randomly hugged me. I’m not about that, so my hands stayed at my side. Not only did she try to push me to hug her back, but when I explained that I’m not a touchy person, her response was “I was like that too before I found Christ.” I’m just trying to work, man.
August 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Migraines are so humbling. I’m really not God’s bravest soldier
August 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Just had a funeral for a fly my coworker and I found on the ground, unable to fly anymore. We carried it outside on a piece of paper and put it down in the grass to live his best life while lil bro can.

R.I.P. Friedrich McFly 🪰💀
June 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I have my patio door open with just the screened door closed. Some neighbors that just came home are meowing at my cats through the door. I have no idea if this is a regular occurrence.
June 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Was playing air hockey in an arcade and somehow managed to launch the puck at a random woman. So in other words I’m never going outside again
May 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
There is an invisible cut on my finger and the only reason I know this is because I died when I put on hand sanitizer
December 31, 2024 at 12:43 AM
My friend just let me know she got Stardew Valley and is obsessed and I’ve never been more hyped that someone else was playing a game
December 8, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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saw it again yesterday can’t stop thinking about it
i can’t stop thinking about wicked
November 30, 2024 at 3:24 AM
We have reached the part of Thanksgiving in which my aunt and uncle start talking about their ghost hunting hobby.
November 28, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I fear I will be insufferable Wednesday onward
November 25, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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I feel pretty good as long as I only think about two or three things
November 24, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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If anyone’s wondering what to get me for Christmas this year I’m a size 32 all expenses paid trip to a magical bookstore where the books choose me thanks so much
November 24, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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my name is detective sleepy, and i’m about to get started on my toughest case so far; the pillow case
November 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Nothing makes you feel more alive than that moment when you realize that you have no idea what you’re talking about in an essay that’s due too soon. The feeling also makes you want to die.
November 23, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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In the clerb (Stardew Valley), we all fam (dating).
November 20, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

- James Baldwin
November 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM
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Now more than ever, be the change you want to see in the world.
November 17, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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"what purpose does it serve to the plot?"

I thought it was pretty cool to write
November 15, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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#WritingTip:
You can always fix bad pages. You can’t fix no pages.

Write. Just write.
November 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
A customer lowkey took it personally that I didn’t recognize her a few days after she had previously come in. I pinky promise that it was not personal; one time I didn’t recognize my own sister in public, and sometimes we get mistaken for twins. I’m just chronically stupid.
November 17, 2024 at 2:35 AM