The treadmill screen saying I’m 50% done at 30 minutes is insulting
December 24, 2024 at 6:01 PM
The treadmill screen saying I’m 50% done at 30 minutes is insulting
It’s amazing how much you can love your sibling as an adult while simultaneously wanting to rip their hair out
November 30, 2024 at 3:12 AM
It’s amazing how much you can love your sibling as an adult while simultaneously wanting to rip their hair out
Borrowing my brother’s AirPods today
November 29, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Borrowing my brother’s AirPods today
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him: you ok?
me, eating a stick of butter: yep
me, eating a stick of butter: yep
November 23, 2024 at 12:43 PM
him: you ok?
me, eating a stick of butter: yep
me, eating a stick of butter: yep
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when they don't actually have any crying libs to make fun of they just repeat the same attack pattern but against people having normal conversation
November 23, 2024 at 3:28 PM
when they don't actually have any crying libs to make fun of they just repeat the same attack pattern but against people having normal conversation
I’m scared of my friends who have children
November 22, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I’m scared of my friends who have children
Chapped lips seem like something evolution should have knocked out by now
November 22, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Chapped lips seem like something evolution should have knocked out by now
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oh he is a PEDOPHILE pedophile
November 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
oh he is a PEDOPHILE pedophile
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Leak the report. Pass it on.
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Leak the report. Pass it on.
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Saying “shitter’s full!” any time someone tries to teach me something
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Saying “shitter’s full!” any time someone tries to teach me something
Otherworldly stomach pain
Iykyk
Iykyk
November 21, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Otherworldly stomach pain
Iykyk
Iykyk
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Tired to the point of I’m spending more time yawning than not yawning
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Tired to the point of I’m spending more time yawning than not yawning
Today a student told me that she has eaten raccoon before.
Are people doing this? Her dad cooked it for her. What’s going on?
Are people doing this? Her dad cooked it for her. What’s going on?
November 19, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Today a student told me that she has eaten raccoon before.
Are people doing this? Her dad cooked it for her. What’s going on?
Are people doing this? Her dad cooked it for her. What’s going on?
Today I got so mad that I made 4 batches of chocolate chip cookies at 8:30PM
November 19, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Today I got so mad that I made 4 batches of chocolate chip cookies at 8:30PM
Are we hashtag-ing on here
November 18, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Are we hashtag-ing on here
I think it takes me an extreme amount of time to warm up once I crawl into bed
November 18, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I think it takes me an extreme amount of time to warm up once I crawl into bed
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Just in case you lost your recipe and you wanted to make this today
November 17, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Just in case you lost your recipe and you wanted to make this today
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Tolerance is a crime when applied to evil.
November 17, 2024 at 7:34 AM
Tolerance is a crime when applied to evil.