Ryan Vance
@ryanvance.bsky.social
Writer, designer, rule of three enthusiast.
www.ryanvance.co.uk
www.ryanvance.co.uk
Flatwoods Monster. Stacked rack. Snatched waist. Designer acrylics. Fashion, fashion, fashion. Possibly an owl.
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Flatwoods Monster. Stacked rack. Snatched waist. Designer acrylics. Fashion, fashion, fashion. Possibly an owl.
ThoughtBubble 2025 is go! Chilling in the 2000AD hall with the gorgeous @omipalonepress.bsky.social serving Lestat stickers, Discworld postcards, wearable comics, queer zines and more!!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
ThoughtBubble 2025 is go! Chilling in the 2000AD hall with the gorgeous @omipalonepress.bsky.social serving Lestat stickers, Discworld postcards, wearable comics, queer zines and more!!!
Artistic parallels.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Artistic parallels.
I’ll also have: the last physical copy of WW1 erasurist smut poetry pamphlet, Blisskrieg; a smatter of remaining twentyteen speculative fic anthology, The Queen’s Head; my own microfic pamphlet, Minor Mishaps; collaborative storytelling game, An Honourable Place, and postcards inspired by Discworld.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’ll also have: the last physical copy of WW1 erasurist smut poetry pamphlet, Blisskrieg; a smatter of remaining twentyteen speculative fic anthology, The Queen’s Head; my own microfic pamphlet, Minor Mishaps; collaborative storytelling game, An Honourable Place, and postcards inspired by Discworld.
In a last-minute twist, I'm going to ThoughtBubble!
@omipalonepress.bsky.social gifted me a seat at their table, so alongside stunning work by Sophie B, @msclairebiddles.bsky.social, @queertempo.bsky.social and @julesscheele.bsky.social, I'll be selling prints of my daft wee collages. Come say hi!
@omipalonepress.bsky.social gifted me a seat at their table, so alongside stunning work by Sophie B, @msclairebiddles.bsky.social, @queertempo.bsky.social and @julesscheele.bsky.social, I'll be selling prints of my daft wee collages. Come say hi!
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In a last-minute twist, I'm going to ThoughtBubble!
@omipalonepress.bsky.social gifted me a seat at their table, so alongside stunning work by Sophie B, @msclairebiddles.bsky.social, @queertempo.bsky.social and @julesscheele.bsky.social, I'll be selling prints of my daft wee collages. Come say hi!
@omipalonepress.bsky.social gifted me a seat at their table, so alongside stunning work by Sophie B, @msclairebiddles.bsky.social, @queertempo.bsky.social and @julesscheele.bsky.social, I'll be selling prints of my daft wee collages. Come say hi!
This is the arts equivalent of tech bros re-inventing busses.
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
This is the arts equivalent of tech bros re-inventing busses.
Oh it’s been a Floor Time kind of day, week, month, year. We should all give ourselves more Floor Time. Give me an adult-sized one of these with a slot for my laptop so I can still send emails during Floor Time.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh it’s been a Floor Time kind of day, week, month, year. We should all give ourselves more Floor Time. Give me an adult-sized one of these with a slot for my laptop so I can still send emails during Floor Time.
It’s possible you’re thinking of your lad from Tracker who somehow is less famous than Glen Powell even though Glen Powell is the Temu version of the same man.
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It’s possible you’re thinking of your lad from Tracker who somehow is less famous than Glen Powell even though Glen Powell is the Temu version of the same man.
Quite funny in context, to be fair.
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Quite funny in context, to be fair.
Nothing like a night of spiralling over finances to get the ol’ brain working out household budgets at 5am, followed by a quick tarot of the Hierophant (play it safe), 3 of Wands (stay the course), and the five of fucking pentacles (wrack!ruin! destitution!)
Love that for me.
Love that for me.
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Nothing like a night of spiralling over finances to get the ol’ brain working out household budgets at 5am, followed by a quick tarot of the Hierophant (play it safe), 3 of Wands (stay the course), and the five of fucking pentacles (wrack!ruin! destitution!)
Love that for me.
Love that for me.
You may not like it, but this is the ideal wall of posters in every slightly scuzzy pub.
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You may not like it, but this is the ideal wall of posters in every slightly scuzzy pub.
Ooooh, you can make some really ugly monstrosities with it, can’t you? Something primal in me wants to kill this and I don’t know why. I love it.
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Ooooh, you can make some really ugly monstrosities with it, can’t you? Something primal in me wants to kill this and I don’t know why. I love it.
Finance departments never forget to process your invoice when you’re feeling flush, do they?
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Finance departments never forget to process your invoice when you’re feeling flush, do they?
I’ve really been enjoying Lena Valencia’s Mystery Lights - eerie hollow vibey desert ennui stories, good to dip in and out of!
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’ve really been enjoying Lena Valencia’s Mystery Lights - eerie hollow vibey desert ennui stories, good to dip in and out of!
Okay I clicked through and this article is not actually about us, I would need to eat out 25 times in a month to spend HALF A FREAKING GRAND hello JEEVES please schedule my LIMO to take me out to the GOLD PLATED CHICKEN SHOP
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Okay I clicked through and this article is not actually about us, I would need to eat out 25 times in a month to spend HALF A FREAKING GRAND hello JEEVES please schedule my LIMO to take me out to the GOLD PLATED CHICKEN SHOP
Look, I can either stay in on All Hallow’s Eve lamenting that anyone with an honest bone in their body has been estranged from financial self-sufficiency, or I can have a cocktail. (Don Q Cristal rum infused with chamomile tea, apricot liqueur, pineapple, lime, rhum clement blanco & saline, fyi 💅 )
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Look, I can either stay in on All Hallow’s Eve lamenting that anyone with an honest bone in their body has been estranged from financial self-sufficiency, or I can have a cocktail. (Don Q Cristal rum infused with chamomile tea, apricot liqueur, pineapple, lime, rhum clement blanco & saline, fyi 💅 )
I'm also getting massively into collage and pattern just now if you want to nurture a hyperfixation, commission an artwork, need a gig poster, or want to do something genuinely mad like bespoke wallpaper for a boudoir statement wall, sure, why not!
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm also getting massively into collage and pattern just now if you want to nurture a hyperfixation, commission an artwork, need a gig poster, or want to do something genuinely mad like bespoke wallpaper for a boudoir statement wall, sure, why not!
I'm currently available for everything book design, from covers to typesetting to ePubs - with narry a single speck of AI included. Check out the rest of my work and give me a shout over at www.ryanvance.co.uk!
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I'm currently available for everything book design, from covers to typesetting to ePubs - with narry a single speck of AI included. Check out the rest of my work and give me a shout over at www.ryanvance.co.uk!
[raises eyebrow in Northern Irish]
October 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
[raises eyebrow in Northern Irish]
