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Ryan Joyce
@ryanjoyce.bsky.social
Magician, Hypnotist and Speaker
As seen on Penn & Teller Fool Us, Canada's Got Talent and more!

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Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.
October 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Exactly this
September 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Only the best experts for 47.
August 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Trump left that meeting looking like Putin just showed him photos of him from the Epstein Files
August 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Trump failed again, naturally
August 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin
August 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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There’s a fancy white house in D.C. with a convicted felon and sex trafficking participant inside, if the National Guard is looking for criminals.
August 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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The Epstein file has Trump more rattled than anything actually happening in D.C.

This is a smokescreen!
August 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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D.C. is under martial law to distract from the fact that…
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN
August 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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BREAKING: Judge denies DOJ bid to unseal Ghislaine Maxwell docs
August 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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A judge rebuked the DOJ for trying to unseal grand jury records in the Ghislaine Maxwell case.

The judge said public would learn virtually nothing new from the documents and “would come away feeling disappointed and misled.”
Judge denies DOJ bid to unseal grand jury material in Ghislaine Maxwell case
The judge said the public would learn virtually nothing new from the documents and “would come away feeling disappointed and misled.”
www.politico.com
August 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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It makes sense once you realize that every accusation is a confession.
August 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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July 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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We said release the files not the accomplices, idiot.
July 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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No wonder the Pedophile Protection Party shut Congress down early.
July 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.
Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files
Bondi told president at the meeting that Justice also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victims.
on.wsj.com
July 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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pro tip: innocent people don't generally suppress the files that prove their innocence
July 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
July 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Brazilian president: "I'd like to say something to the American people; If Trump was Brazilian and did what he did at the Capitol, he'd be on trial in Brazil for violating the Constitution. He would be arrested if he had done that."

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July 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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July 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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WTF CBS Paramount ?!

Another company grifting with the MAGA cult of Trump.

Bend the knee, kiss the swollen, orange hand.

Boycott the b*stards.

I stand with Stephen Colbert ✊🏻✊🏾✊

Watch. Share. Raise hell. 👇
July 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Every time a reporter mentions the Epstein list, Donold gets pissed.

It’s a helpful reminder that Donold is on the Epstein list.
July 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM