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ryanhg87.bsky.social
Ry
@ryanhg87.bsky.social
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📍PHX | 🏳️‍🌈 Queer | Open/Poly | he/him | 38

Fan of ambient lighting, nerdy, Trekkie, cooking and cocktails, gaymer, casually outdoorsy, (aspiring) traveler. Occasionally NSFW.
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ryanhg87.bsky.social
Today’s plan: see some cool sea creatures, and be the hot dad at the aquarium
A man with a beard is taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror. He is wearing a red t-shirt with the words "PUBLIC RADIO NERD" printed on it in white letters. He has short blonde hair and is holding a smartphone in his right hand. On his left wrist, he wears an orange wristband. In the background, there are two framed artworks on a light blue wall. The bathroom has a white door and a countertop with a blue spray bottle and a pump bottle of soap.
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
ryanhg87.bsky.social
Hey, sometimes the upcharge is worth it. 😘
The image features a man wearing a red tank top with a playful design. The top prominently displays the phrase "I'M EXTRA LIKE GUAC" in bold white letters, accompanied by a cartoon avocado character with a cheerful expression and raised arms. The background is softly blurred, showing a room with a green wall and a window, suggesting an indoor setting. The man's casual pose and expression add to the lighthearted and humorous theme of the shirt.
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Good news, everyone! I found my rainbow mesh booty shorts (and there’s a matching thong; even though it’s Jocktober I figured y’all wouldn’t mind).
The image shows a person from the waist down wearing bright, rainbow-striped mesh shorts that are snug and hit at the upper thigh. Above, the person is wearing a red tank top adorned with a playful avocado graphic. The setting appears to be indoors, with a carpeted floor and a dark green wall in the background, along with a hint of a potted plant to the right. The image shows a person from the side standing indoors, wearing bright, rainbow-striped mesh shorts that are snug and hit at the upper thigh. The shorts contrast sharply with the person's bare legs. In the background, there is a television on a wooden dresser against a green wall, and a doorway leading to another room illuminated with blue lighting. The floor is carpeted in a neutral tone, adding to the cozy indoor setting. The image shows a person from the waist down wearing bright, rainbow-striped mesh underwear that are snug and accentuate their bulge and hairy thighs. Above, the person is wearing a red tank top adorned with a playful avocado graphic. The setting appears to be indoors, with a carpeted floor and a green wall in the background.
October 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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It was 80°F (and sunny, but it's basically always sunny in Phoenix) this afternoon so I took a walk before dramatically trimming back the beard. Felt like a bit of a reset was in order.
The image features a man with short, light-colored hair and a light beard, smiling directly at the camera. He is wearing a red tank top with the text "I'M EXTRA LIKE GUAC" printed in bold white letters. He is reclining on a dark-colored couch, with his left arm resting behind him. The background is a plain, neutral-toned wall, creating a simple and relaxed setting that emphasizes the subject.
October 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Time to start a new week. #MonochromeMonday #mcm
The image is a black-and-white portrait of a man reclining comfortably, with his head resting on his shoulder and a relaxed expression. He has short, light hair and a neatly trimmed beard. He is wearing a casual t-shirt with a graphic design. Sunlight streams in from a large window to his right, casting soft shadows across his face and creating a serene atmosphere. In the background, there is a potted plant and a large television mounted on the wall.
September 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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if you see this, repost with a game from the year you were born
This image depicts a scene from The Legend of Zelda for Nintendo Entertainment System, featuring a character in green armor wielding a sword, positioned on a sandy terrain bordered by dense green foliage. The character is engaged in combat with several small enemies. Above the action, the game's HUD displays essential information: an empty map area, weapon icons for a boomerang and sword, and three heart icons indicating the player's remaining life. The pixelated art style and retro elements are characteristic of early video game graphics.
September 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
ryanhg87.bsky.social
Successfully double vaxxed! (My streak of only getting the Moderna Covid vaccine continues, over seven jabs now).
September 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
ryanhg87.bsky.social
Overheard: "It's nice to see that you know what to do [with change]. Most people your age can't count because they've never seen it."

Just let the cashier do their job, Boomer.
September 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I’m actually quite impressed with the Dolby Atmos mix on the Kylie Minogue “Tension Tour // Live 2025” album. The vocals, instruments, and crowd noise are balanced really nicely. I have such strong, wonderful memories of the concert that this live album brings me back to. 🪩❤️
September 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Me for the next two days. (At least the Tension Tour live album is out tomorrow for a work day dance party.)
The image features a striking black-and-white close-up of Kylie Minogue peering through horizontal blinds, creating a sense of intrigue and mystery. Her eye is accentuated with bold makeup, including dramatic eyeliner and mascara, drawing attention to her intense gaze. Below the image, a yellow speech bubble contains the text "POV: Checking to see if it's the weekend yet.” From the artist’s Instagram.
September 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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cheatlines.co
Fall
Ina Garten in a witch hat: if you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine
September 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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🏈🏈🏈
September 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
ryanhg87.bsky.social
"Which 90s Party Are You Going To?" Pffft this is easy. All of them. (Aside: Stardust's "Music Sounds Better With You" is a perfect track.) (I need a club to do a 80s/90s House night.)

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TikTok - Make Your Day
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September 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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If you see this, post a concert pic you took

Kylie Minogue
Phoenix, AZ
April 19, 2025
The image features Kylie Minogue on stage, exuding energy and joy as she sings into a microphone. She is wearing a sparkling black outfit with long sleeves and a short hem, paired with fishnet stockings and shiny black knee-high boots. Her blonde hair is styled in loose waves, and she sports bold red lipstick, adding to her vibrant stage presence. The background is dark, with large, abstract shapes and scattered lights, creating a dynamic and glamorous concert atmosphere.
September 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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I'm gonna really enjoy this color combo! 😍
The image shows an opened box containing an orange iPhone 17 Pro Max on the left, with its triple-camera setup. On the right, a dark blue case with a textured finish and a cutout for the camera is displayed. The box is set against a light-colored, speckled surface, and a partial view of another box is visible in the top left corner.
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I get so much use from this screenshot of a tweet. (Work was dumb today but none of it is my fault.)
The image is a screenshot of a tweet from the verified account of Rihanna, posted on May 18, 2012, at 1:01 PM. In the tweet, she replies to @CELEBUZZ with an explicit and vulgar message: “your pussy is way too dry to be riding my dick like this.” Her profile picture shows a black-and-white photo of her face.
September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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My child was watching an episode of Bluey on his little toy digital camera that takes movies and videos. He basically made his own Telecine rip. 🤣

(I’m actually quite proud.)
September 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Love the idea (and the song is still a bop) but my phone never makes noises. 😂
The image shows a notification on a smartphone screen featuring the Grindr logo, which is a black square with a stylized yellow mask. The notification message reads, "Xtina is Taking Over... Tap to turn on and see who's voicing your notifications all week," accompanied by two eye emojis. The notification bubble is white with rounded edges, and the time "44m ago" is displayed in gray to the right. The background is blurred, emphasizing the notification as the focal point.
September 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Happy Thighsday! Going through the closet and reorganizing means I found some underwear I forgot about. 😏
The image shows a close-up of a person standing indoors, with focus on their hairy thighs and legs and black shiny underwear with a silver reflective stripe down the center. The background includes a TV mounted on the wall, a wooden media console, and carpeted flooring.
September 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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A delicious way to celebrate twenty years together. I wonder what those two kids in 2005 sitting on the KU campus, talking all night, would make of the life and family we've built together over these two decades? ❤️ 😘 @dbenhg.bsky.social
The image features a cozy setup with a beautifully golden-brown baked Brie in a wooden holder as the focal point on a light-colored countertop. To the left, a wooden board is adorned with an assortment of cheeses, cured meats, dried fruits, and nuts, accompanied by two small bowls of seasoned nuts. A bottle of Kirkland Asti Prosecco stands prominently behind the board, adding a touch of elegance. In the background, a dimly lit living room with a blue-lit bookshelf and a comfortable gray sofa creates a warm and inviting atmosphere. The image features a cozy living room setting centered around a round wooden coffee table adorned with a cheese and charcuterie spread. Two glasses of sparkling white wine flank a blue bowl filled with crackers, surrounded by an assortment of cheeses, nuts, and dried fruits. Decorative elements include two small owl figurines dressed in witch hats and a ghost-shaped container, adding a playful touch. In the background, a large screen displays the time against a scenic backdrop, while bookshelves and a potted plant contribute to the room's inviting atmosphere.
September 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
ryanhg87.bsky.social
Just being lazy on this Saturday morning, waiting for my pancakes and coffee.
A person with short blond hair and a beard smiles while lying on a couch, wearing a black tank top with a rainbow ATP logo. Behind their head is a small decorative pillow with a blue border and partial text that reads “[THESE] ARE SOME [HIGH] END GAYS.”
August 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Thanks to the magic of science my hair will soon be a fun color again (and shorter).
Close-up of a person in a salon chair with hair dye applied to the top of their head, partially covering short hair. They have a neatly trimmed beard and are wearing a black salon cape, with salon tools and a blue water bottle visible in the background.
August 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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we’re all friends right?
August 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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stagefatality.bsky.social
"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass
July 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Started the day with local coffee, a local donut, and a fantastic view. Now I'm lounging by a pool in a speedo. Not a bad beginning to a long weekend. 🏜️ 😎
A ceramic mug with speckles and the quote “We can be heroes just for one day. XO, David” printed in blue sits on a table next to a cinnamon sugar doughnut with white frosting. The background shows a bright blue sky, green trees, and soft sunlight filtering through tall cream-colored curtains. A shirtless person with short, styled hair featuring light blonde tips smiles while reclining on a lime green mesh lounge chair. The background includes a stone-tiled patio and a wooden fence with leafy green vines.
July 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM