Ryan Flint
@ryanflint.bsky.social
Vocalist, Lyricist for WitchHands
Co-Owner of The Arbitrarium
Goth w/ mohawk (Deathrocker)
Misanthropic Humanist, Doggerelist
(He / Him / They)
Co-Owner of The Arbitrarium
Goth w/ mohawk (Deathrocker)
Misanthropic Humanist, Doggerelist
(He / Him / They)
I just read the Kissenger book on diplomacy.
*delays peace talks and bombs Cambodia*
*delays peace talks and bombs Cambodia*
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I just read the Kissenger book on diplomacy.
*delays peace talks and bombs Cambodia*
*delays peace talks and bombs Cambodia*
So, while cold front of Canadian fury has its way with the US Midwest, it's pushed all the warm air here and it's close to 60 at 4am.
Unusual for Colorado where it snowed almost every Halloween of my youth.
But also, the coldest November for the rest of my life.
Live like the world is dying.
Unusual for Colorado where it snowed almost every Halloween of my youth.
But also, the coldest November for the rest of my life.
Live like the world is dying.
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
So, while cold front of Canadian fury has its way with the US Midwest, it's pushed all the warm air here and it's close to 60 at 4am.
Unusual for Colorado where it snowed almost every Halloween of my youth.
But also, the coldest November for the rest of my life.
Live like the world is dying.
Unusual for Colorado where it snowed almost every Halloween of my youth.
But also, the coldest November for the rest of my life.
Live like the world is dying.
I feel dumber every time I have to hear Trump speak.
I think I figured out what the fuck is wrong with his followers.
I think I figured out what the fuck is wrong with his followers.
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I feel dumber every time I have to hear Trump speak.
I think I figured out what the fuck is wrong with his followers.
I think I figured out what the fuck is wrong with his followers.
Reposted by Ryan Flint
Wednesday, November 12th!
All Ages Goth Night with Academy Order and WitchHands at Vultures in Colorado Springs, CO
🦇🖤🦇🖤🦇
Followed by DJ AO spinning dance tunes
#goth #deathrock #WitchHands
#gothsky
All Ages Goth Night with Academy Order and WitchHands at Vultures in Colorado Springs, CO
🦇🖤🦇🖤🦇
Followed by DJ AO spinning dance tunes
#goth #deathrock #WitchHands
#gothsky
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Wednesday, November 12th!
All Ages Goth Night with Academy Order and WitchHands at Vultures in Colorado Springs, CO
🦇🖤🦇🖤🦇
Followed by DJ AO spinning dance tunes
#goth #deathrock #WitchHands
#gothsky
All Ages Goth Night with Academy Order and WitchHands at Vultures in Colorado Springs, CO
🦇🖤🦇🖤🦇
Followed by DJ AO spinning dance tunes
#goth #deathrock #WitchHands
#gothsky
Random trivia: apparently Carnies had a battle-cry
"HEY, RUBE!"
"HEY, RUBE!"
Hey, Rube! - Wikipedia
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November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Random trivia: apparently Carnies had a battle-cry
"HEY, RUBE!"
"HEY, RUBE!"
Me in Middle Earth, trying to blend in:
"I'm uh, Bumblegrimdorukith, son of Arro-Auramentes the bald. I hail from... the mountains you've never heard of, and uh... just call me Ryan. I don't really answer to that other name, whatever I said."
"I'm uh, Bumblegrimdorukith, son of Arro-Auramentes the bald. I hail from... the mountains you've never heard of, and uh... just call me Ryan. I don't really answer to that other name, whatever I said."
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me in Middle Earth, trying to blend in:
"I'm uh, Bumblegrimdorukith, son of Arro-Auramentes the bald. I hail from... the mountains you've never heard of, and uh... just call me Ryan. I don't really answer to that other name, whatever I said."
"I'm uh, Bumblegrimdorukith, son of Arro-Auramentes the bald. I hail from... the mountains you've never heard of, and uh... just call me Ryan. I don't really answer to that other name, whatever I said."
Me in the tour van with @witchhands.bsky.social:
"You know, there's nobody I'd rather be doing this with.
Because you're the only ones who know our songs."
"You know, there's nobody I'd rather be doing this with.
Because you're the only ones who know our songs."
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Me in the tour van with @witchhands.bsky.social:
"You know, there's nobody I'd rather be doing this with.
Because you're the only ones who know our songs."
"You know, there's nobody I'd rather be doing this with.
Because you're the only ones who know our songs."
As a 90s kid, I think this needs more Yin-Yang
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
As a 90s kid, I think this needs more Yin-Yang
It's reasonable to assume that God is evil by design or inaction given the way the world is.
Add esoteric conspiracy theories on top of that and you're probably gonna get Gnosticism.
As opposed to the much simpler (but less comforting explanation) that nothing is in control and shit just happens.
Add esoteric conspiracy theories on top of that and you're probably gonna get Gnosticism.
As opposed to the much simpler (but less comforting explanation) that nothing is in control and shit just happens.
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It's reasonable to assume that God is evil by design or inaction given the way the world is.
Add esoteric conspiracy theories on top of that and you're probably gonna get Gnosticism.
As opposed to the much simpler (but less comforting explanation) that nothing is in control and shit just happens.
Add esoteric conspiracy theories on top of that and you're probably gonna get Gnosticism.
As opposed to the much simpler (but less comforting explanation) that nothing is in control and shit just happens.
I love when Guillermo Del Toro comes out with a new movie and all the monsterfuckers are thirsty on main for his analog fx abominations.
(That sounds sarcastic, but it's genuine)
(That sounds sarcastic, but it's genuine)
October 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I love when Guillermo Del Toro comes out with a new movie and all the monsterfuckers are thirsty on main for his analog fx abominations.
(That sounds sarcastic, but it's genuine)
(That sounds sarcastic, but it's genuine)
Guitar markets be like:
"This is a battered, one pickup, beginners model guitar from 1962. It's as hard to play as it is ugly. $4k. No lowball offers.
I know what I've got."
"This is a carefully recreated version of that shitty guitar by a master builder at a name brand.
$5.5k with a certificate."
"This is a battered, one pickup, beginners model guitar from 1962. It's as hard to play as it is ugly. $4k. No lowball offers.
I know what I've got."
"This is a carefully recreated version of that shitty guitar by a master builder at a name brand.
$5.5k with a certificate."
October 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Guitar markets be like:
"This is a battered, one pickup, beginners model guitar from 1962. It's as hard to play as it is ugly. $4k. No lowball offers.
I know what I've got."
"This is a carefully recreated version of that shitty guitar by a master builder at a name brand.
$5.5k with a certificate."
"This is a battered, one pickup, beginners model guitar from 1962. It's as hard to play as it is ugly. $4k. No lowball offers.
I know what I've got."
"This is a carefully recreated version of that shitty guitar by a master builder at a name brand.
$5.5k with a certificate."
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We're playing near and far for the rest of the year and we'd love to see you
Oct:
24 - Ft. Collins, CO
29 - Wichita, KS
31 - Louisville, KY
Nov:
12 - Colorado Springs, CO
24 - Denver, CO
🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #gothicrock #postpunk #positivepunk #gothnight #gothsky
Oct:
24 - Ft. Collins, CO
29 - Wichita, KS
31 - Louisville, KY
Nov:
12 - Colorado Springs, CO
24 - Denver, CO
🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #gothicrock #postpunk #positivepunk #gothnight #gothsky
October 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We're playing near and far for the rest of the year and we'd love to see you
Oct:
24 - Ft. Collins, CO
29 - Wichita, KS
31 - Louisville, KY
Nov:
12 - Colorado Springs, CO
24 - Denver, CO
🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #gothicrock #postpunk #positivepunk #gothnight #gothsky
Oct:
24 - Ft. Collins, CO
29 - Wichita, KS
31 - Louisville, KY
Nov:
12 - Colorado Springs, CO
24 - Denver, CO
🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #gothicrock #postpunk #positivepunk #gothnight #gothsky
What I expect a German metalhead to be like:
"I LIKE BEER ÜNT BEER!!!! 🤘🤘🤘"
German metalhead in reality:
"Ja, you see this Paganini riff is better with HM-2 chainsaw sounding pedal.
But not as good as with Bach, because he is more mathical. And German, also."
"I LIKE BEER ÜNT BEER!!!! 🤘🤘🤘"
German metalhead in reality:
"Ja, you see this Paganini riff is better with HM-2 chainsaw sounding pedal.
But not as good as with Bach, because he is more mathical. And German, also."
October 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
What I expect a German metalhead to be like:
"I LIKE BEER ÜNT BEER!!!! 🤘🤘🤘"
German metalhead in reality:
"Ja, you see this Paganini riff is better with HM-2 chainsaw sounding pedal.
But not as good as with Bach, because he is more mathical. And German, also."
"I LIKE BEER ÜNT BEER!!!! 🤘🤘🤘"
German metalhead in reality:
"Ja, you see this Paganini riff is better with HM-2 chainsaw sounding pedal.
But not as good as with Bach, because he is more mathical. And German, also."
"Hey, remember when you would just hear a thing from a guy and carry that around with you, believing their bullshit was part of the fabric of reality?
Now with AI assisted search engines, that's ALL YOU HAVE ACCESS TO!
*Now with vastly more intensive energy and fresh water consumption!*"
Now with AI assisted search engines, that's ALL YOU HAVE ACCESS TO!
*Now with vastly more intensive energy and fresh water consumption!*"
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Hey, remember when you would just hear a thing from a guy and carry that around with you, believing their bullshit was part of the fabric of reality?
Now with AI assisted search engines, that's ALL YOU HAVE ACCESS TO!
*Now with vastly more intensive energy and fresh water consumption!*"
Now with AI assisted search engines, that's ALL YOU HAVE ACCESS TO!
*Now with vastly more intensive energy and fresh water consumption!*"
Reposted by Ryan Flint
Friday, October. 24th!
We're hitting a Goth Night in Fort Collins (CO)
We're playing some unreleased material, dusting off some old faves, and then dancing the night away!
www.theatriumfortcollins.com
🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #gothicrock #gothsky #postpunk #positivepunk #gothnight
We're hitting a Goth Night in Fort Collins (CO)
We're playing some unreleased material, dusting off some old faves, and then dancing the night away!
www.theatriumfortcollins.com
🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #gothicrock #gothsky #postpunk #positivepunk #gothnight
October 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Friday, October. 24th!
We're hitting a Goth Night in Fort Collins (CO)
We're playing some unreleased material, dusting off some old faves, and then dancing the night away!
www.theatriumfortcollins.com
🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #gothicrock #gothsky #postpunk #positivepunk #gothnight
We're hitting a Goth Night in Fort Collins (CO)
We're playing some unreleased material, dusting off some old faves, and then dancing the night away!
www.theatriumfortcollins.com
🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #gothicrock #gothsky #postpunk #positivepunk #gothnight
Ah, I've reached the abandoned bookmark in an old book I picked up randomly.
You gave up at page 31?
Well I'm at page 36.
And yeah. Kind of a waste of paper and premise.
You gave up at page 31?
Well I'm at page 36.
And yeah. Kind of a waste of paper and premise.
October 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ah, I've reached the abandoned bookmark in an old book I picked up randomly.
You gave up at page 31?
Well I'm at page 36.
And yeah. Kind of a waste of paper and premise.
You gave up at page 31?
Well I'm at page 36.
And yeah. Kind of a waste of paper and premise.
I'm like, "Alright, sent friends funny and cute memes to get them through the day.
Time to settle in for bed and resume my Ed Gein book..."
Time to settle in for bed and resume my Ed Gein book..."
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm like, "Alright, sent friends funny and cute memes to get them through the day.
Time to settle in for bed and resume my Ed Gein book..."
Time to settle in for bed and resume my Ed Gein book..."
Why I never became a pill popper:
"That's my estrogen, that's a mild laxative, and that's a psych med that could kill me if I quit cold turkey. The doctor said the dose would boil a normal brain in its skull!"
"That's my estrogen, that's a mild laxative, and that's a psych med that could kill me if I quit cold turkey. The doctor said the dose would boil a normal brain in its skull!"
October 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Why I never became a pill popper:
"That's my estrogen, that's a mild laxative, and that's a psych med that could kill me if I quit cold turkey. The doctor said the dose would boil a normal brain in its skull!"
"That's my estrogen, that's a mild laxative, and that's a psych med that could kill me if I quit cold turkey. The doctor said the dose would boil a normal brain in its skull!"
Owning a business, you learn about aspects of government that you never imagined.
We just completed the yearly ritual of the backflow test.
As far as I can tell, it involves summoning an autistic contractor with a clipboard to go to the most steampunk part of the plumbing to spray water everywhere.
We just completed the yearly ritual of the backflow test.
As far as I can tell, it involves summoning an autistic contractor with a clipboard to go to the most steampunk part of the plumbing to spray water everywhere.
October 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Owning a business, you learn about aspects of government that you never imagined.
We just completed the yearly ritual of the backflow test.
As far as I can tell, it involves summoning an autistic contractor with a clipboard to go to the most steampunk part of the plumbing to spray water everywhere.
We just completed the yearly ritual of the backflow test.
As far as I can tell, it involves summoning an autistic contractor with a clipboard to go to the most steampunk part of the plumbing to spray water everywhere.
It's this or lay down and die.
October 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It's this or lay down and die.
I just saw a Gen Z lesbian with a full sleeve of red, white, and blue constitution, fire works, statue of liberty, patriot tattoos.
I'm so unsettled
I'm so unsettled
October 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I just saw a Gen Z lesbian with a full sleeve of red, white, and blue constitution, fire works, statue of liberty, patriot tattoos.
I'm so unsettled
I'm so unsettled
Before germ theory, doctors got suit cuffs to be able to roll up their sleeves and shove hands into wounds and body cavities at a moment's notice.
(Presumably washing after)
They wore black to emulate priestly authority and hide blood.
Now we have useless fancylad jacket cuff buttons.
(Presumably washing after)
They wore black to emulate priestly authority and hide blood.
Now we have useless fancylad jacket cuff buttons.
October 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Before germ theory, doctors got suit cuffs to be able to roll up their sleeves and shove hands into wounds and body cavities at a moment's notice.
(Presumably washing after)
They wore black to emulate priestly authority and hide blood.
Now we have useless fancylad jacket cuff buttons.
(Presumably washing after)
They wore black to emulate priestly authority and hide blood.
Now we have useless fancylad jacket cuff buttons.
@tysoncole.bsky.social made a weirdly relatable comic
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
@tysoncole.bsky.social made a weirdly relatable comic
Waiting for Amazon to buy rights to the other implied stories in Tolkien, so they can capture the toddler audience with the adventures of Bill the Pony.
I imagine it'll turn into a My Little Pony ripoff with 100% more Tom Bombadil and his silly songs.
Whatever it takes to raise JRRT from the grave.
I imagine it'll turn into a My Little Pony ripoff with 100% more Tom Bombadil and his silly songs.
Whatever it takes to raise JRRT from the grave.
October 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Waiting for Amazon to buy rights to the other implied stories in Tolkien, so they can capture the toddler audience with the adventures of Bill the Pony.
I imagine it'll turn into a My Little Pony ripoff with 100% more Tom Bombadil and his silly songs.
Whatever it takes to raise JRRT from the grave.
I imagine it'll turn into a My Little Pony ripoff with 100% more Tom Bombadil and his silly songs.
Whatever it takes to raise JRRT from the grave.