Ryan Flint
@ryanflint.bsky.social
Vocalist, Lyricist for WitchHands
Co-Owner of The Arbitrarium
Goth w/ mohawk (Deathrocker)
Misanthropic Humanist, Doggerelist
(He / Him / They)
Co-Owner of The Arbitrarium
Goth w/ mohawk (Deathrocker)
Misanthropic Humanist, Doggerelist
(He / Him / They)
As a 90s kid, I think this needs more Yin-Yang
October 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
As a 90s kid, I think this needs more Yin-Yang
Hey, I found a slur for the young patriot lesbian:
"NO SISTER OF MINE IS MARRYING A GADDAM:__ "
"NO SISTER OF MINE IS MARRYING A GADDAM:__ "
October 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hey, I found a slur for the young patriot lesbian:
"NO SISTER OF MINE IS MARRYING A GADDAM:__ "
"NO SISTER OF MINE IS MARRYING A GADDAM:__ "
@tysoncole.bsky.social made a weirdly relatable comic
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
@tysoncole.bsky.social made a weirdly relatable comic
There's a conspiracy afoot
October 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There's a conspiracy afoot
Watching #StarTrek, thinking how picky Starfleet must be if they need a few thousand people out of hundreds of planets with billions of people each.
"You represent the intellectual elite of your world.
But you're in a red uniform, so you're going to stand in front of this bridge officer."
*Zzzzap*
"You represent the intellectual elite of your world.
But you're in a red uniform, so you're going to stand in front of this bridge officer."
*Zzzzap*
October 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Watching #StarTrek, thinking how picky Starfleet must be if they need a few thousand people out of hundreds of planets with billions of people each.
"You represent the intellectual elite of your world.
But you're in a red uniform, so you're going to stand in front of this bridge officer."
*Zzzzap*
"You represent the intellectual elite of your world.
But you're in a red uniform, so you're going to stand in front of this bridge officer."
*Zzzzap*
Been full of nervous energy.
The joy seems sucked out of my favorite melodies.
Turns out, I was in need of a good Discharge.
The joy seems sucked out of my favorite melodies.
Turns out, I was in need of a good Discharge.
September 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Been full of nervous energy.
The joy seems sucked out of my favorite melodies.
Turns out, I was in need of a good Discharge.
The joy seems sucked out of my favorite melodies.
Turns out, I was in need of a good Discharge.
I enjoyed Caught Stealing, but the whole movie, all I could think was that Austin Butler looks like Napoleon Dynamite.
August 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I enjoyed Caught Stealing, but the whole movie, all I could think was that Austin Butler looks like Napoleon Dynamite.
I am really hung up on magical cannibalism.
I get ritual devotion in honor of something greater.
I don't get why it's better that it (supposedly) literally makes everyone cannibals through magical transmutation.
You could just just go forth and be nice to people.
But what does this unbeliever know?
I get ritual devotion in honor of something greater.
I don't get why it's better that it (supposedly) literally makes everyone cannibals through magical transmutation.
You could just just go forth and be nice to people.
But what does this unbeliever know?
August 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I am really hung up on magical cannibalism.
I get ritual devotion in honor of something greater.
I don't get why it's better that it (supposedly) literally makes everyone cannibals through magical transmutation.
You could just just go forth and be nice to people.
But what does this unbeliever know?
I get ritual devotion in honor of something greater.
I don't get why it's better that it (supposedly) literally makes everyone cannibals through magical transmutation.
You could just just go forth and be nice to people.
But what does this unbeliever know?
Life has many downs and cruel moments, but with @witchhands.bsky.social, it has a lot more ups.
August 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Life has many downs and cruel moments, but with @witchhands.bsky.social, it has a lot more ups.
Been intermittently using this little sketch book for decades.
This one made me laugh
This one made me laugh
August 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Been intermittently using this little sketch book for decades.
This one made me laugh
This one made me laugh
I live in a conservative city, and really need to get some stickers of this...
August 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I live in a conservative city, and really need to get some stickers of this...
Sometimes nothing goes right.
Mostly it does.
But when it all hits at once, I guess you go full Joker mode and open a barbershop...?
(The blacked out windows would imply more of a Sweeney Todd situation to me)
Mostly it does.
But when it all hits at once, I guess you go full Joker mode and open a barbershop...?
(The blacked out windows would imply more of a Sweeney Todd situation to me)
July 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Sometimes nothing goes right.
Mostly it does.
But when it all hits at once, I guess you go full Joker mode and open a barbershop...?
(The blacked out windows would imply more of a Sweeney Todd situation to me)
Mostly it does.
But when it all hits at once, I guess you go full Joker mode and open a barbershop...?
(The blacked out windows would imply more of a Sweeney Todd situation to me)
Sheryl Lee looks cool as a vampire, but you should stop watching long before that point.
July 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Sheryl Lee looks cool as a vampire, but you should stop watching long before that point.
The soon to be wife and I found more evidence that white people have culture.
Because I'm pretty sure we didn't appropriate this.
Because I'm pretty sure we didn't appropriate this.
July 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The soon to be wife and I found more evidence that white people have culture.
Because I'm pretty sure we didn't appropriate this.
Because I'm pretty sure we didn't appropriate this.
Oh, good. I've been looking for a new serial killer journal.
June 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh, good. I've been looking for a new serial killer journal.
I was wearing overalls to work and trying to remember what it reminded me of
June 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I was wearing overalls to work and trying to remember what it reminded me of
More like this with Converse
June 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
More like this with Converse
Look at this itty bitty wasp I saw today
June 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Look at this itty bitty wasp I saw today
From his piano sandbox from which babershop beach melodies and invasive delusions flowed.
And what's the first thing the Beach Boys release after a decades long struggle to wrest creative control from Brian?
Goddamn Kokomo
(I bet playing piano with your feet in fine sand felt pretty great)
And what's the first thing the Beach Boys release after a decades long struggle to wrest creative control from Brian?
Goddamn Kokomo
(I bet playing piano with your feet in fine sand felt pretty great)
June 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
From his piano sandbox from which babershop beach melodies and invasive delusions flowed.
And what's the first thing the Beach Boys release after a decades long struggle to wrest creative control from Brian?
Goddamn Kokomo
(I bet playing piano with your feet in fine sand felt pretty great)
And what's the first thing the Beach Boys release after a decades long struggle to wrest creative control from Brian?
Goddamn Kokomo
(I bet playing piano with your feet in fine sand felt pretty great)
I get most of my microblogging content from interactions with other people and plop them here free of context.
May 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I get most of my microblogging content from interactions with other people and plop them here free of context.
(Couple of dudes decked out in Goth outfits bought from my store, buying more sick threads)
So are you guys going to Goth Night tonight?
"I thought Emo night was a couple of weeks ago...?"
Uh, no... *points to flyer*
It's been going weekly for 3 decades...
So are you guys going to Goth Night tonight?
"I thought Emo night was a couple of weeks ago...?"
Uh, no... *points to flyer*
It's been going weekly for 3 decades...
May 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(Couple of dudes decked out in Goth outfits bought from my store, buying more sick threads)
So are you guys going to Goth Night tonight?
"I thought Emo night was a couple of weeks ago...?"
Uh, no... *points to flyer*
It's been going weekly for 3 decades...
So are you guys going to Goth Night tonight?
"I thought Emo night was a couple of weeks ago...?"
Uh, no... *points to flyer*
It's been going weekly for 3 decades...
It was bold to make a movie with Marilyn Manson as the villain, but I really feel like Nic Cage nailed it in Longlegs.
May 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It was bold to make a movie with Marilyn Manson as the villain, but I really feel like Nic Cage nailed it in Longlegs.