What? No take Backsies. Them ain't the rules Hoss. You wanted this. EVERYONE knows it. Now, if you want to get on the good side of the lord, send some money to ole Uncle Baby Billy Freeman and I'll get you set up with the Big Guy for this mistake. -UBB.

Ole Uncle Baby Billy's kin never torched trash, but we did add water to the ranch bottle to get "it all out". Soggy ass iceberg and watered down BBQ sauces and ketchup. Picked up shit pop's saw on the road too especially if it was shiny. -UBB

That sounds like Earth 2- On earth 2, every AA meeting has an open bar. New Orleans was the only city spared by Hurricane Katrina....RIP Big Cat FEZ. -UBB

Uncle Baby Billy’s just ready for the Russian invasion to be over on the 22nd, eggs to be .99, housing to be essentially free, all the brown people gone and my grocery bill to be $35 a week for a family of 4 just like in 2020. Am I doing this right? -UBB

God-Don’t fall for the Hucksters pay no attention to this stuff. Its all a distraction, he and his sewer rats can inject crazy shit like this it distracts from their broken promises of: Coal, Lowing grocery prices, Home prices, eggs, building a wall, our shit economy and so on. Circus Tactics -UBB

EVERYTHING reaction on the right is fear based because it works. Cause and effect….cause is always the “target” and they just write the narrative no matter if it’s true or not. Most who live in constant fear (right) gobble that up. -UBB

Peckerhead looks like a human incarnation of a toilet bowl brush. Scrub that shit, nerd. In other news old Uncle Baby Billy is gone ice fishin' today. Might catch me some lunch. -UBB

People are happy when anyone who doesn't believe in the same values as they hold are damaged, killed or upended in some way. Seeing others suffer makes them feel superior in some fucked up way by somehow validating their belief's. -UBB

Strong Language from Americas first Autistic President. I like that China version better. -UBB

Uncle Baby Billy Just wants to know when can I but eggs for .99 a dozen? Heard that was supposed to happen soon. -UBB

Flash in the pan...on to the next thing. American minds don't have much space left for details....but...when the UHC denial letters and bills hit the mailboxes in '25 some folk might think of the Italian stallion. Best safeguard yourself and buy a jug of my 100% guaranteed Heath Elixir -UBB

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I remember something about a potato salad as well, those were dark times in ole Uncle Baby Billy's days. Unspeakable Virus spread during those early days of dildo car antennas. Had a MIFI in my Miata and had to tune to a special frequency...livin high on the hog- UBB

I'm sure the 800 people who will loose their jobs next year can replace them with a pepper garden and use monopoly money to shop for all the veggies at Emporia's many Whole food locations. I like animals too, but that's damn cold. -UBB