Uncle Baby Billy Freeman
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Uncle Baby Billy Freeman
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Lover of all things, creator of none. Elixir peddling old man with a grown child doing well for himself. He got a couch with cup holders and a breadwinning wife. Game show host and man of the lord.
Pay Zero attention to the Huckster's wild comments of buying other countries or renaming oceans, Nerd. Question why Ukraine war wont end on Jan 21, why gas and groceries are so high, why the economy dips soon, what happened stock prices and why young people cant afford housing. Repeat loudly. -UBB
January 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Strong Language from Americas first Autistic President. I like that China version better. -UBB
December 30, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Is all that inflation better now? I dont hear squat about it no more? Went down to Ralph’s to hawk another case of Uncle Baby Billy’s Heath Elixir and noticed that Chicken Eggs were over $5 a Dozen. Hear me NOW….I wont charge one red cent more for my Jugs, I make nothin. Zip. Drink up! -UBB
December 30, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Ain’t got no more time for dealin with these healthcare bills, UHC can blow this old mans pecker along with all them other nerds. Go out and see some shit before you die and stop lookin’ at it on a tiny screen, you more than just a policy number-UBB
December 7, 2024 at 5:39 PM
For just $59.00 a jug you can enjoy Baby Billy's proven Heath Elixir!!!!. Just a cap full of this coconut silkiness will ease your all kinds of streps, flus, colds, Covis and many other forms of illness with ease!! I make nothing, zilch ZERO!!! Try it today or your money back* (*T&C's apply!)-UBB
December 5, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Florida ain't so bad nerd. Mid west in December ain't so great but it's still better than anywhere else in the world. I've seen some things, been some places. Turn off the news and go see some things far away and in your back yard. Pairs well with my Heath Elixir. -UBB
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 PM