Uncle Baby Billy Freeman
@ryandstc.bsky.social
Lover of all things, creator of none. Elixir peddling old man with a grown child doing well for himself. He got a couch with cup holders and a breadwinning wife. Game show host and man of the lord.
Listen up Nerds, getting involved in another middle east war that is not even ours likely taking American lives, pulling people off the streets violating the constitution and taking the rights away from citizens is a small price to pay to not have three trans athletes in collage sports. -UBB
June 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Listen up Nerds, getting involved in another middle east war that is not even ours likely taking American lives, pulling people off the streets violating the constitution and taking the rights away from citizens is a small price to pay to not have three trans athletes in collage sports. -UBB
Imagine for a minute if Elong had just stuck to sucking the teet of the American tax payers for his rockets and cars how much better it would have been for all of us including him. Washin' down this popcorn with a frosty jug of Uncle Baby Billy' Heath Elixir-Creamy silkiness. Get you some. -UBB
June 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Imagine for a minute if Elong had just stuck to sucking the teet of the American tax payers for his rockets and cars how much better it would have been for all of us including him. Washin' down this popcorn with a frosty jug of Uncle Baby Billy' Heath Elixir-Creamy silkiness. Get you some. -UBB
Get ready for static folks. This coming from ole snake oil salesman Uncle Baby Billy. Pay no attention to the noise, don't let the process rattfuck your brains. Get outside. Swim in the ocean. Go to a baseball game, love your people. Don't let it take you over- UBB
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Get ready for static folks. This coming from ole snake oil salesman Uncle Baby Billy. Pay no attention to the noise, don't let the process rattfuck your brains. Get outside. Swim in the ocean. Go to a baseball game, love your people. Don't let it take you over- UBB
Ole Uncle Baby Billy was going to head on down the Winn-Dixie to load up on football snacks and treats….its a damn shame that they couldn’t play these games next weekend after grocery prices drop on Tues. We could use a break from Biden Grocery Game. Am I doing this right? -UBB #grocerytuesdy
January 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ole Uncle Baby Billy was going to head on down the Winn-Dixie to load up on football snacks and treats….its a damn shame that they couldn’t play these games next weekend after grocery prices drop on Tues. We could use a break from Biden Grocery Game. Am I doing this right? -UBB #grocerytuesdy
Pay Zero attention to the Huckster's wild comments of buying other countries or renaming oceans, Nerd. Question why Ukraine war wont end on Jan 21, why gas and groceries are so high, why the economy dips soon, what happened stock prices and why young people cant afford housing. Repeat loudly. -UBB
January 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Pay Zero attention to the Huckster's wild comments of buying other countries or renaming oceans, Nerd. Question why Ukraine war wont end on Jan 21, why gas and groceries are so high, why the economy dips soon, what happened stock prices and why young people cant afford housing. Repeat loudly. -UBB
Is all that inflation better now? I dont hear squat about it no more? Went down to Ralph’s to hawk another case of Uncle Baby Billy’s Heath Elixir and noticed that Chicken Eggs were over $5 a Dozen. Hear me NOW….I wont charge one red cent more for my Jugs, I make nothin. Zip. Drink up! -UBB
December 30, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Is all that inflation better now? I dont hear squat about it no more? Went down to Ralph’s to hawk another case of Uncle Baby Billy’s Heath Elixir and noticed that Chicken Eggs were over $5 a Dozen. Hear me NOW….I wont charge one red cent more for my Jugs, I make nothin. Zip. Drink up! -UBB
Ain’t got no more time for dealin with these healthcare bills, UHC can blow this old mans pecker along with all them other nerds. Go out and see some shit before you die and stop lookin’ at it on a tiny screen, you more than just a policy number-UBB
December 7, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Ain’t got no more time for dealin with these healthcare bills, UHC can blow this old mans pecker along with all them other nerds. Go out and see some shit before you die and stop lookin’ at it on a tiny screen, you more than just a policy number-UBB
Florida ain't so bad nerd. Mid west in December ain't so great but it's still better than anywhere else in the world. I've seen some things, been some places. Turn off the news and go see some things far away and in your back yard. Pairs well with my Heath Elixir. -UBB
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Florida ain't so bad nerd. Mid west in December ain't so great but it's still better than anywhere else in the world. I've seen some things, been some places. Turn off the news and go see some things far away and in your back yard. Pairs well with my Heath Elixir. -UBB
I know a thing or two about pissing in solid gold toilets and wearing makeup for production value and glamour but I have seen that movie once, the sequel is always worse than the original. Get ready for a revival America or start countin' your hens. -UBB
December 3, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I know a thing or two about pissing in solid gold toilets and wearing makeup for production value and glamour but I have seen that movie once, the sequel is always worse than the original. Get ready for a revival America or start countin' your hens. -UBB