Ryan Burkett
@ryanburkett.bsky.social
Chicago writer and comedian, trying to raise a good beagle
I’m non-Demi curious (I didn’t read Demi Moore’s autobiography)
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m non-Demi curious (I didn’t read Demi Moore’s autobiography)
Everyone gets there eventually
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Everyone gets there eventually
I’m h-word for h-word (Hooray for Hollywood)
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I’m h-word for h-word (Hooray for Hollywood)
Is Samantha Mountain because of mountin’
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Is Samantha Mountain because of mountin’
Okay but doesn’t a bouquet of pencils sound nice
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Okay but doesn’t a bouquet of pencils sound nice