Ryan Burkett
@ryanburkett.bsky.social
Chicago writer and comedian, trying to raise a good beagle
I’m sure they’re nice but this looks like shit
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’m sure they’re nice but this looks like shit
Genuinely hope he wins
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Genuinely hope he wins
🎶 Do you ever feel like a bag of milk
October 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
🎶 Do you ever feel like a bag of milk
It’s fucking Go-Time
October 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s fucking Go-Time
I bet this is fine
September 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I bet this is fine
Feel free to use this pic of a knob on my parents’ washer if you need an idea for a horny reaction meme (also works for laundry jokes I bet)
September 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Feel free to use this pic of a knob on my parents’ washer if you need an idea for a horny reaction meme (also works for laundry jokes I bet)
Meanwhile on Facebook
September 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Meanwhile on Facebook
Should I grow my mustache back and be one of the mustache guys from Superman for Halloween
September 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Should I grow my mustache back and be one of the mustache guys from Superman for Halloween
It’s worth a shot
September 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It’s worth a shot
Meeting my Australian friend for sushi
September 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Meeting my Australian friend for sushi
The Life of a Showgirl
August 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Life of a Showgirl
Do NOT talk to me until I’ve had my
July 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Do NOT talk to me until I’ve had my
Ignore this I already changed my mind
June 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Ignore this I already changed my mind
Jamie Lloyd’s Newsies
June 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Jamie Lloyd’s Newsies
If you’re in Chicago, my new show, I Held Your Hand, opens in one week!
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July 31, 2024 at 8:10 PM
If you’re in Chicago, my new show, I Held Your Hand, opens in one week!
ci.ovationtix.com/36725/produc...
ci.ovationtix.com/36725/produc...