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Has anyone tried taking the clicker and his phone and just putting him to bed? Like, "I know Donnie, radical left. Yep total witch hunt... oh watch your hair. That's it, super comfy pillow. It's ok, we'll wash the orange off. Yup close your eyes. Imagine you're at a press conference. There we go."
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Has anyone tried taking the clicker and his phone and just putting him to bed? Like, "I know Donnie, radical left. Yep total witch hunt... oh watch your hair. That's it, super comfy pillow. It's ok, we'll wash the orange off. Yup close your eyes. Imagine you're at a press conference. There we go."
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The Department of Justice is taking so long to release the Epstein files, you'd think they were a citizen arrested by ICE.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Department of Justice is taking so long to release the Epstein files, you'd think they were a citizen arrested by ICE.
Can somebody let all the media know that slapping 'gate' after a word that relates to a scandal is lazy writing and that overdone would be putting lightly? Please and thanks.
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Can somebody let all the media know that slapping 'gate' after a word that relates to a scandal is lazy writing and that overdone would be putting lightly? Please and thanks.
Anybody know how much those turkeys had to pay Trump for their pardons?
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Anybody know how much those turkeys had to pay Trump for their pardons?
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Nothing quite as humbling as the realization that you need readers to see your MTG cards...
November 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Nothing quite as humbling as the realization that you need readers to see your MTG cards...
Immigration is a ruse. They are locking down major blue hubs in preparation for things likely to be very unpopular. Strap in cuz what we've seen so far is probably gonna pale by comparison.
October 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Immigration is a ruse. They are locking down major blue hubs in preparation for things likely to be very unpopular. Strap in cuz what we've seen so far is probably gonna pale by comparison.
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Trump gave Amazon a $16 billion tax break to accelerate its investments this year.
Now, Amazon will replace 600,000 workers with robots as Jeff Bezos accelerates his plan to automate warehouses.
No. Corporate tax breaks do not trickle down to workers. Never have. Never will.
Now, Amazon will replace 600,000 workers with robots as Jeff Bezos accelerates his plan to automate warehouses.
No. Corporate tax breaks do not trickle down to workers. Never have. Never will.
October 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Trump gave Amazon a $16 billion tax break to accelerate its investments this year.
Now, Amazon will replace 600,000 workers with robots as Jeff Bezos accelerates his plan to automate warehouses.
No. Corporate tax breaks do not trickle down to workers. Never have. Never will.
Now, Amazon will replace 600,000 workers with robots as Jeff Bezos accelerates his plan to automate warehouses.
No. Corporate tax breaks do not trickle down to workers. Never have. Never will.
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ICE has increased its spending on weapons by 700% since Trump took office.
You read that right — SEVEN HUNDRED PERCENT.
Trump is building his own personal military to terrorize American cities, trample on civil rights, and intimidate his opponents.
You read that right — SEVEN HUNDRED PERCENT.
Trump is building his own personal military to terrorize American cities, trample on civil rights, and intimidate his opponents.
October 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ICE has increased its spending on weapons by 700% since Trump took office.
You read that right — SEVEN HUNDRED PERCENT.
Trump is building his own personal military to terrorize American cities, trample on civil rights, and intimidate his opponents.
You read that right — SEVEN HUNDRED PERCENT.
Trump is building his own personal military to terrorize American cities, trample on civil rights, and intimidate his opponents.
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 79th day out of the last 91.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 79th day out of the last 91.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too
D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?
J: I didn't see it
D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
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Dr. Seuss, 1941.
library.ucsd.edu/dc/object/bb...
library.ucsd.edu/dc/object/bb...
September 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Dr. Seuss, 1941.
library.ucsd.edu/dc/object/bb...
library.ucsd.edu/dc/object/bb...
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So Elon spends $1 billion on Tesla shares. His purchase drives up investor confidence and further boosts share value. Rising Tesla share value is integral to his new compensation package, which could end up making him the first trillionaire.
Is it any wonder why so many think the game is rigged?
Is it any wonder why so many think the game is rigged?
Elon Musk bought $1 billion worth of Tesla shares, according to a regulatory filing he made today.
The purchase represents a rare action – by Musk or any other CEO. Few business leaders using their own money to buy their company’s stock without exercising of options: https://cnn.it/48e6iWw
The purchase represents a rare action – by Musk or any other CEO. Few business leaders using their own money to buy their company’s stock without exercising of options: https://cnn.it/48e6iWw
September 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
So Elon spends $1 billion on Tesla shares. His purchase drives up investor confidence and further boosts share value. Rising Tesla share value is integral to his new compensation package, which could end up making him the first trillionaire.
Is it any wonder why so many think the game is rigged?
Is it any wonder why so many think the game is rigged?
Some people have said it's easy to make a whole career out of gaslighting liberals but I don't know, I think it could be a real pain in the neck. 🤷♂️
September 11, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Some people have said it's easy to make a whole career out of gaslighting liberals but I don't know, I think it could be a real pain in the neck. 🤷♂️
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Religion in America is mostly for personal gain.
It’s generally performance Christianity.
Usually from the most immoral people out there.
The louder their performance Christianity. Is usually from the most immoral of them.
It’s generally performance Christianity.
Usually from the most immoral people out there.
The louder their performance Christianity. Is usually from the most immoral of them.
September 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Religion in America is mostly for personal gain.
It’s generally performance Christianity.
Usually from the most immoral people out there.
The louder their performance Christianity. Is usually from the most immoral of them.
It’s generally performance Christianity.
Usually from the most immoral people out there.
The louder their performance Christianity. Is usually from the most immoral of them.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
(From @mluckovichajc)
(From @mluckovichajc)
August 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
(From @mluckovichajc)
(From @mluckovichajc)
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Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist’s Shot https://theonion.com/atrocities-keep-getting-in-frame-of-d-c-tourists-shot/
August 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist’s Shot https://theonion.com/atrocities-keep-getting-in-frame-of-d-c-tourists-shot/
We really need to start calling out local police departments on their use of lights, sirens, helicopter flyovers, etc., that are not used for any purpose other than attacks against "the bad part of town". It's psychological warfare and domestic terrorism. Plain and simple. Class warfare in disguise.
August 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We really need to start calling out local police departments on their use of lights, sirens, helicopter flyovers, etc., that are not used for any purpose other than attacks against "the bad part of town". It's psychological warfare and domestic terrorism. Plain and simple. Class warfare in disguise.
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Disgusted God Puts Giant Overturned Glass Atop Humanity theonion.com/disgust...
August 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Disgusted God Puts Giant Overturned Glass Atop Humanity theonion.com/disgust...
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Rep. Adam Smith: "Look, it's pretty clear the president wants his own domestic police force and step by step he's trying to create it. We should be deeply alarmed by that regardless of how you feel about crime in DC or any other city ... it's a huge step toward an autocratic government."
August 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Rep. Adam Smith: "Look, it's pretty clear the president wants his own domestic police force and step by step he's trying to create it. We should be deeply alarmed by that regardless of how you feel about crime in DC or any other city ... it's a huge step toward an autocratic government."