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Ryan Thomas
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Cautiously optimistic
Just so we’re clear: this is absolutely not going to lower the cost of new cars
Planet Earth would like a word.
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I hope Gabe Gundacker knows how much I think about Zendaya is Meechee
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
@ Cleveland
September 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
@RickCarlisle not telling you how to do your job or anything but I think having TJ McConnell play 30 minutes of iso ball is a losing strategy
June 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reggie Miller really needs to stop tucking just the front of his jersey into those jeans with no belt. Looks weird as hell
June 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It has become painfully clear to me that Shadeur Sanders’ fall has a lot to do with the circus that would be Deion’s involvement
April 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
There are 4 electric cars in the parking lot at my rural MI job today!! #Progress
April 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I like Ja but he just seems so fucking stupid sometimes
Ja Morant was issued a warning by the NBA for making a gun gesture on Tuesday night.

Tonight, he brought the celebration back.
April 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Huge pet peeve of mine is when somebody says “vice versa” but pronounces it like they’re Mario
March 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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bro you ever find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and ask yourself well how did I get here bro
February 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just heard a podcast ad read say “Mitochondria are the battery packs of the cell” and I almost had a fucking aneurysm
February 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“You bout DUMB AS HELL huh!” - me to my beautiful, intelligent, and accomplished wife when she picked up a scrub mommy and called it a scrub daddy
February 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gonzalez spent what felt like 5 straight minutes adjusting his hair before doinking that kick, the internet would have eaten him alive if it didn’t go through
January 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Trump's Greenland obsession is a very concrete example of why the Mercator projection is bad.
January 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The Amazon broadcast Blitz Circles are annoying and bad
December 27, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger
December 11, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Jon is the primary reason I want a bookmark feature at this point. So many bangers
a lot of players in the nfl used to play football in college too. it just goes to show you
November 29, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 AM
*taps sign*
November 19, 2024 at 3:11 AM
How are both teams chargersing now wtf is this
November 18, 2024 at 4:41 AM
They really scheduled the perfect get-right game for Goff after the Texans wow
November 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM