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Optimistic hater.
Public educator.
Mental health professional.
Mother.
Sister.
Maker.
Taker.
*My opinions aren't popular enough to have been written by anyone else but me 'nor important enough to be representative of any entities for which I work*
Public educator.
Mental health professional.
Mother.
Sister.
Maker.
Taker.
*My opinions aren't popular enough to have been written by anyone else but me 'nor important enough to be representative of any entities for which I work*
We need to discuss these toes and their associated beans
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
We need to discuss these toes and their associated beans
Time to bring the plants in
October 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Time to bring the plants in
His love of babies and lack of food aggression would make him the ideal dog if not for his obsession with digging used tampons out of the bathroom trash
October 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
His love of babies and lack of food aggression would make him the ideal dog if not for his obsession with digging used tampons out of the bathroom trash
Okay but I must warn you: he is afraid of bubble wrap, helium balloons, tiny kittens, men with hats, men without hats, thunder, fireworks, nail clippers, and stairs.
He excels at licking human babies, though!
He excels at licking human babies, though!
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Okay but I must warn you: he is afraid of bubble wrap, helium balloons, tiny kittens, men with hats, men without hats, thunder, fireworks, nail clippers, and stairs.
He excels at licking human babies, though!
He excels at licking human babies, though!
Can we come?
October 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Can we come?
Please give yourself a moment to appreciate the way my golden mystery snail covers her eyes with her tentacles when she sleeps and the absolute purity of the friendship between these weird little invertebrates
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Please give yourself a moment to appreciate the way my golden mystery snail covers her eyes with her tentacles when she sleeps and the absolute purity of the friendship between these weird little invertebrates
I am exhausted by work and angry at a world that traumatizes children to the point they need the kind of support I provide and stressed out about money and my mother's declining health and my father's declining humanity and waking up with new gray hairs every day and also v v cute
October 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I am exhausted by work and angry at a world that traumatizes children to the point they need the kind of support I provide and stressed out about money and my mother's declining health and my father's declining humanity and waking up with new gray hairs every day and also v v cute
Harold tried catnip for the first time today
October 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Harold tried catnip for the first time today
Does this answer your question?
October 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Does this answer your question?
I got dressed up for a wedding and forgot to take pictures until I was home and stoned
September 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I got dressed up for a wedding and forgot to take pictures until I was home and stoned
I cannot stress enough how deeply adorable these spoon tomatoes are
September 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I cannot stress enough how deeply adorable these spoon tomatoes are
My counseling lessons this month are all about respect, so I had my students make wanted posters for adults in the building who they caught being respectful. Please enjoy this sampling of how various 1st-5th graders see me
September 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My counseling lessons this month are all about respect, so I had my students make wanted posters for adults in the building who they caught being respectful. Please enjoy this sampling of how various 1st-5th graders see me
Caturday with a cyclops
September 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Caturday with a cyclops
Very important appointment with a class of 3rd graders at work today
September 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Very important appointment with a class of 3rd graders at work today
I was referring to Dr. Janosz Proha thankyouverymuch
August 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I was referring to Dr. Janosz Proha thankyouverymuch
Happy first day of school to those who celebrate!
August 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy first day of school to those who celebrate!
I'm growing spoon tomatoes this year, mostly for my mental health. Look how cute they are!
August 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm growing spoon tomatoes this year, mostly for my mental health. Look how cute they are!
Hey guys I got an African Dwarf Frog for my office. Their name is Trygon
August 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hey guys I got an African Dwarf Frog for my office. Their name is Trygon
Scar progress. I kinda miss when it looked like a centipede
August 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Scar progress. I kinda miss when it looked like a centipede
I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for these jeans
August 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for these jeans
The garden is hosting a lot of life currently
August 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The garden is hosting a lot of life currently
Hey does anyone want some squash?
August 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hey does anyone want some squash?
You guys I GREW all these flowers!
July 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
You guys I GREW all these flowers!
Have I told y'all about my dog's best friend?
July 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Have I told y'all about my dog's best friend?