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Optimistic hater.
Public educator.
Mental health professional.
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Public educator.
Mental health professional.
Mother.
Sister.
Maker.
Taker.
*My opinions aren't popular enough to have been written by anyone else but me 'nor important enough to be representative of any entities for which I work*
They are the Gatorade of candy
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
They are the Gatorade of candy
You know that GIF of the little blonde girl who is NOT excited to go to Disney or something?
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You know that GIF of the little blonde girl who is NOT excited to go to Disney or something?
I have once again confused Pollyanna with Mary Sue
October 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I have once again confused Pollyanna with Mary Sue
He's only calling for the enshittification of his opponents
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
He's only calling for the enshittification of his opponents
I have a broom at the ready in case I need to shoo any youths off my cyber-porch
October 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I have a broom at the ready in case I need to shoo any youths off my cyber-porch
Just America Things ™️
October 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just America Things ™️
My dog literally has a taste for my blood and I still let him sleep next to me in bed. I would never let a human man so that
October 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My dog literally has a taste for my blood and I still let him sleep next to me in bed. I would never let a human man so that
His love of babies and lack of food aggression would make him the ideal dog if not for his obsession with digging used tampons out of the bathroom trash
October 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
His love of babies and lack of food aggression would make him the ideal dog if not for his obsession with digging used tampons out of the bathroom trash
I'm interested in the snack selection process. Are they picked in the moment during a midnight Quick Trip run? Do you fuck with those monthly international snack box subscriptions? Are you open to listener suggestions? These are the questions I need answered before choosing to listen to men talk.
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm interested in the snack selection process. Are they picked in the moment during a midnight Quick Trip run? Do you fuck with those monthly international snack box subscriptions? Are you open to listener suggestions? These are the questions I need answered before choosing to listen to men talk.