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Optimistic hater.
Public educator.
Mental health professional.
Mother.
Sister.
Maker.
Taker.
*My opinions aren't popular enough to have been written by anyone else but me 'nor important enough to be representative of any entities for which I work*
Public educator.
Mental health professional.
Mother.
Sister.
Maker.
Taker.
*My opinions aren't popular enough to have been written by anyone else but me 'nor important enough to be representative of any entities for which I work*
Pinned
Odysseus giving the Greeks a li'l pep talk after crawling out of the Trojan Horse
A coyote is an art deco wolf
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
A coyote is an art deco wolf
Rusty is short for Rustopher
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Rusty is short for Rustopher
We need to discuss these toes and their associated beans
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
We need to discuss these toes and their associated beans
This new Frankenstein movie is making single dads look sooooo bad
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This new Frankenstein movie is making single dads look sooooo bad
I miss malls so much. Capitalism is already self-immolating anyway. It is my right (and frankly my honor) to die choking to death on a Sbarro stromboli in a Charlotte Russe.
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I miss malls so much. Capitalism is already self-immolating anyway. It is my right (and frankly my honor) to die choking to death on a Sbarro stromboli in a Charlotte Russe.
It has been zero days since the steam from blow drying my hair set off my smoke alarms
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It has been zero days since the steam from blow drying my hair set off my smoke alarms
Men would literally rather go on The Long Walk than go to therapy
October 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Men would literally rather go on The Long Walk than go to therapy
They should rename Secretary of Defense to First Buddy
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
They should rename Secretary of Defense to First Buddy
Please don't ask me to explain it but Starbursts are healthier than chocolate candies
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Please don't ask me to explain it but Starbursts are healthier than chocolate candies
Heidi Nye the Science Madam
October 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Heidi Nye the Science Madam
I have GOT to stop getting stoned and texting my principal
October 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I have GOT to stop getting stoned and texting my principal
The cutting edge personal panic button safety badges my district spent an obscene amount of money on went down with the AWS crash, so I need everyone to promise not to shoot up any schools today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The cutting edge personal panic button safety badges my district spent an obscene amount of money on went down with the AWS crash, so I need everyone to promise not to shoot up any schools today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Time to bring the plants in
October 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Time to bring the plants in
Giving myself a Yes Day™️
(Getting stoned and going to the thrift store and greenhouse)
(Getting stoned and going to the thrift store and greenhouse)
October 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Giving myself a Yes Day™️
(Getting stoned and going to the thrift store and greenhouse)
(Getting stoned and going to the thrift store and greenhouse)
America needs to be placed under a goddamn conservatorship
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
America needs to be placed under a goddamn conservatorship
It would be so embarrassing to be an ambassador. Professionally simping for a country?! Those aren't even REAL!
October 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It would be so embarrassing to be an ambassador. Professionally simping for a country?! Those aren't even REAL!
Please give yourself a moment to appreciate the way my golden mystery snail covers her eyes with her tentacles when she sleeps and the absolute purity of the friendship between these weird little invertebrates
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Please give yourself a moment to appreciate the way my golden mystery snail covers her eyes with her tentacles when she sleeps and the absolute purity of the friendship between these weird little invertebrates
I am exhausted by work and angry at a world that traumatizes children to the point they need the kind of support I provide and stressed out about money and my mother's declining health and my father's declining humanity and waking up with new gray hairs every day and also v v cute
October 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I am exhausted by work and angry at a world that traumatizes children to the point they need the kind of support I provide and stressed out about money and my mother's declining health and my father's declining humanity and waking up with new gray hairs every day and also v v cute
RIP to the twink from Fall of the House of Usher. You would have loved Clairo
October 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
RIP to the twink from Fall of the House of Usher. You would have loved Clairo
Harold tried catnip for the first time today
October 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Harold tried catnip for the first time today
I am haunted by the fact that I never got to meet Koko the gorilla
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I am haunted by the fact that I never got to meet Koko the gorilla
Did you know there's a secret third lever that makes the trolley kill EVERYONE???
October 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Did you know there's a secret third lever that makes the trolley kill EVERYONE???
I got dressed up for a wedding and forgot to take pictures until I was home and stoned
September 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I got dressed up for a wedding and forgot to take pictures until I was home and stoned
Bringing back Lilith Fair (original lineups) would save us
September 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Bringing back Lilith Fair (original lineups) would save us