☠️ Jolly Roger ☠️
@rvmuk.bsky.social
Inane and sometimes foul-mouthed ramblings of a Northerner who's making it all up as he goes along.
Brit 🇬🇧
Total nerd 🖖
Devoted doggie dad 🐶
He / him ♂️
Massive gay 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Brit 🇬🇧
Total nerd 🖖
Devoted doggie dad 🐶
He / him ♂️
Massive gay 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Virgo: Big problems can be overwhelming so instead focus on the little things, like germs or microplastics.
March 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Virgo: Big problems can be overwhelming so instead focus on the little things, like germs or microplastics.
Although it was a hectic day yesterday, I got loads done and had dinner with friends. Today is very much an at home day.... There may* be a DC Comics Michael Keaton Batman figure arriving today, that's been on preorder since November. 😍
*Oh, it's coming. I'm tracking/stalking the delivery driver.
*Oh, it's coming. I'm tracking/stalking the delivery driver.
March 22, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Although it was a hectic day yesterday, I got loads done and had dinner with friends. Today is very much an at home day.... There may* be a DC Comics Michael Keaton Batman figure arriving today, that's been on preorder since November. 😍
*Oh, it's coming. I'm tracking/stalking the delivery driver.
*Oh, it's coming. I'm tracking/stalking the delivery driver.
March 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
Day 3 of 3 of my Business Analysis Practitioner course.
Of course, I've been practitioning Business Analysis for 20+ years so I'm pretty fucking good at it. At least the exercises are blowing the cobwebs off stuff I've not used for a while.
Of course, I've been practitioning Business Analysis for 20+ years so I'm pretty fucking good at it. At least the exercises are blowing the cobwebs off stuff I've not used for a while.
March 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Day 3 of 3 of my Business Analysis Practitioner course.
Of course, I've been practitioning Business Analysis for 20+ years so I'm pretty fucking good at it. At least the exercises are blowing the cobwebs off stuff I've not used for a while.
Of course, I've been practitioning Business Analysis for 20+ years so I'm pretty fucking good at it. At least the exercises are blowing the cobwebs off stuff I've not used for a while.
Post you from a different era.
March 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Post you from a different era.
Huh... BMW have really stepped up their marketing activities over the last week. I wonder why? 🤔
March 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Huh... BMW have really stepped up their marketing activities over the last week. I wonder why? 🤔
I am sucking so many eggs on this training course that people from the US would be jealous of the sheer quantity, and slightly aroused with my eggy-sucky technique.
But... It's a certification that looks REALLY good on my CV, and it's better than doing real work.
But... It's a certification that looks REALLY good on my CV, and it's better than doing real work.
March 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I am sucking so many eggs on this training course that people from the US would be jealous of the sheer quantity, and slightly aroused with my eggy-sucky technique.
But... It's a certification that looks REALLY good on my CV, and it's better than doing real work.
But... It's a certification that looks REALLY good on my CV, and it's better than doing real work.
Good morning! This week is another 3 day training course (budget had to be spent 😂) and then I've got 2 days leave.
I like this sort of week. 😊
I like this sort of week. 😊
March 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Good morning! This week is another 3 day training course (budget had to be spent 😂) and then I've got 2 days leave.
I like this sort of week. 😊
I like this sort of week. 😊
I'm home after a lovely weekend.
Today is also Elka's second Forever Home Day, and I cannot express the absolute joy she brings to my life on a daily, if not hourly, basis.
Love you, baby girl. 😍
#DogsOfBlueSky
Today is also Elka's second Forever Home Day, and I cannot express the absolute joy she brings to my life on a daily, if not hourly, basis.
Love you, baby girl. 😍
#DogsOfBlueSky
March 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I'm home after a lovely weekend.
Today is also Elka's second Forever Home Day, and I cannot express the absolute joy she brings to my life on a daily, if not hourly, basis.
Love you, baby girl. 😍
#DogsOfBlueSky
Today is also Elka's second Forever Home Day, and I cannot express the absolute joy she brings to my life on a daily, if not hourly, basis.
Love you, baby girl. 😍
#DogsOfBlueSky
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Virgo: Venus and Mercury in retrograde appear to be moving in reverse, just like your will to live.
March 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Virgo: Venus and Mercury in retrograde appear to be moving in reverse, just like your will to live.
Today I'm visiting Roman shit.
March 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Today I'm visiting Roman shit.
Fantastic trip out to the village of Allendale in the North East to visit The Museum of Classic Sci-Fi.
March 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Fantastic trip out to the village of Allendale in the North East to visit The Museum of Classic Sci-Fi.
Get in. We're doing time and space stuff...
March 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Get in. We're doing time and space stuff...
6 months TO THE FUCKING DAY since I threw out that lying piece of shit ex, they leave me a voicemail. They are blocked across everything, but if they try and call it sends them to voicemail.
I have been working very hard on resolving my issues over all this, because it really fucked me up. /1
I have been working very hard on resolving my issues over all this, because it really fucked me up. /1
March 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
6 months TO THE FUCKING DAY since I threw out that lying piece of shit ex, they leave me a voicemail. They are blocked across everything, but if they try and call it sends them to voicemail.
I have been working very hard on resolving my issues over all this, because it really fucked me up. /1
I have been working very hard on resolving my issues over all this, because it really fucked me up. /1
Good morning and Happy Friday!! Busy weekend as I'm away with friends, so I need to get all my shit sorted. Have a great one!
March 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Good morning and Happy Friday!! Busy weekend as I'm away with friends, so I need to get all my shit sorted. Have a great one!
Uncontrollable sneezing and a nose that blocks just as quickly as it has been cleared?
Great... That's all I need.
Great... That's all I need.
Piss Off Get Out GIF
Alt: Patsy Stone (Joanna Lumley) and Edina Monsoon (Jennifer Saunders) from Absolutely Fabulous. Patsy is raising her hands to the sides of her mouth to shout, and the caption reads "PISS OFF"
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March 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Uncontrollable sneezing and a nose that blocks just as quickly as it has been cleared?
Great... That's all I need.
Great... That's all I need.
Spent the evening with a Gentleman Friend and we just cuddled (mostly). I think we've become cuddle buddies? Is that a thing?
March 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Spent the evening with a Gentleman Friend and we just cuddled (mostly). I think we've become cuddle buddies? Is that a thing?
Email from CEO: Today we are pleased to announce our pay award for 2025.
No details on what the actual award is... In previous years it has always been a blanket n% applied universally across all roles. /1
No details on what the actual award is... In previous years it has always been a blanket n% applied universally across all roles. /1
March 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Email from CEO: Today we are pleased to announce our pay award for 2025.
No details on what the actual award is... In previous years it has always been a blanket n% applied universally across all roles. /1
No details on what the actual award is... In previous years it has always been a blanket n% applied universally across all roles. /1
Sorry, just needed to make one tiny tweak to this image...
March 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Sorry, just needed to make one tiny tweak to this image...
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Virgo: There are only about twenty-five blimps in the world but it'll seem like more when they're all trying to kill you.
March 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Virgo: There are only about twenty-five blimps in the world but it'll seem like more when they're all trying to kill you.
With the mornings getting lighter, I'm coming out of Hibernation Mode and find myself waking up as it gets light, which is great!
Unfortunately, this becomes hugely annoying as we get into the summer and it starts getting light around 4:30am...
Unfortunately, this becomes hugely annoying as we get into the summer and it starts getting light around 4:30am...
March 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
With the mornings getting lighter, I'm coming out of Hibernation Mode and find myself waking up as it gets light, which is great!
Unfortunately, this becomes hugely annoying as we get into the summer and it starts getting light around 4:30am...
Unfortunately, this becomes hugely annoying as we get into the summer and it starts getting light around 4:30am...
Spent the day with my family and I'm absolutely knackered.
I'm not saying my family is exhausting, but... They're exhausting.
I'm not saying my family is exhausting, but... They're exhausting.
March 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Spent the day with my family and I'm absolutely knackered.
I'm not saying my family is exhausting, but... They're exhausting.
I'm not saying my family is exhausting, but... They're exhausting.
Had a sudden bout of nostalgia while I'm preparing breakfast.
On a Saturday morning Young Innocent (yes, there was a time) Roger would be bouncing in front of the TV waiting for this technicolour awesomeness to begin.
On a Saturday morning Young Innocent (yes, there was a time) Roger would be bouncing in front of the TV waiting for this technicolour awesomeness to begin.
March 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Had a sudden bout of nostalgia while I'm preparing breakfast.
On a Saturday morning Young Innocent (yes, there was a time) Roger would be bouncing in front of the TV waiting for this technicolour awesomeness to begin.
On a Saturday morning Young Innocent (yes, there was a time) Roger would be bouncing in front of the TV waiting for this technicolour awesomeness to begin.
Update: I have Gyros.
March 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Update: I have Gyros.