Chris Lang
rva-watfordfc.bsky.social
Chris Lang
@rva-watfordfc.bsky.social
Somewhat obnoxious but mostly harmless. Caps, O's, Hokies, Suns, Watford, etc. This toast is gross.
VCU game is supposed to be on MASN, which is instead showing old Connie Mack baseball. Great job, jackasses.
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It hit. Disregard.
I’m sick, sick, sick for betting on a BG cover and the over. Anyone have the helpline number?
28-0 Bowling Green btw.

TARPS OFF IN AMHERST
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’m sick, sick, sick for betting on a BG cover and the over. Anyone have the helpline number?
28-0 Bowling Green btw.

TARPS OFF IN AMHERST
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
First spin through the new Camp Trash…this shit shreds. Nice work @franziamom.bsky.social and crew!
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Reposted by Chris Lang
Oh fuck off
More than 15 million people 55 or older don’t have a spouse or biological children; nearly 2 million have no family members at all.

Who will be there for these solo agers as their lives draw to a close? How many of them will die alone?
An age-old fear grows more common: ‘I’m going to die alone’
As families fracture, people are living longer and are more likely to find themselves without close relatives or friends at the end of their lives.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Oh fuck off
More than 15 million people 55 or older don’t have a spouse or biological children; nearly 2 million have no family members at all.

Who will be there for these solo agers as their lives draw to a close? How many of them will die alone?
An age-old fear grows more common: ‘I’m going to die alone’
As families fracture, people are living longer and are more likely to find themselves without close relatives or friends at the end of their lives.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
BEAMER BALL
There's Jaylin Lane. The rookie out of Reidville, South Carolina takes the punt 90 yards to the house for his first NFL touchdown.

Commanders 27, Raiders 10 with 9:35 left in 3Q
September 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Dark.
September 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If the #Hokies lose to ODU, we forfeit the right to use Enter Sandman
September 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Reposted by Chris Lang
The US president trafficked & raped underage girls, the evidence is overwhelming, everyone knows it, and this country's elites & institutions are so broken, so insular, so decadent that we can't even bring ourselves to state it clearly, much less do anything about it.

Contemptible & pathetic.
September 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Also, are we getting effed out of the first half of Tech-Vandy because of this stupid Clemson game?
September 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ohio State won the race to 69
September 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
🤯
Virginia Tech 🆚 South Carolina has messed with me a little bit because I just said “Enter Sandstorm”
August 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
WTF ESPN?
August 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Won a live Honduran soccer bet. Not sure to be proud or ashamed.
August 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
AIN’T A MAN IN THE HOLLER LIKE DIRTY OUGHT TRILL
August 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I’m watching college fencing on ESPNU that clearly happened weeks or months ago but dangit, this is fun. Shout out to the LIU coach.
July 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Pop Pop gets a treat?
June 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Somehow stumbled upon the Golden Girls episode in which Jenny Lewis guest starred in as a little girl
June 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Was in Minnesota earlier this month for some Hold Steady shows, and yes, this is a thing. It's delicious. Hamm's or Grain Belt with a bunch of olives, please.
Drinking a Minnesota Martini (Coors Light with olives) to turn around the vibes. Let’s go, Wolves.
May 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It’s the Enthroners. It’s always been the Enthroners. It will always be the Enthroners. Learn it.
Time to pick your European League of Football team.
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Wait, The Mountain Goats AND Craig Finn playing in August at a venue within two miles of home. LFG!
April 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You guys, Go Bills came up on my Spotify DJ today, the first good thing the damn DJ has done in ages. @franziamom.bsky.social
March 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
On the Overground to Watford. Always a pleasure to see the lads in person. You ‘Orns!
March 8, 2025 at 10:22 AM
London coke addicts be like “See it, Say it, Snorted”
March 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM