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TheMegaRutabaga
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May life be more like the humble rutabaga: simple, substantial, with a flavor more peppery than you'd expect.

Low-code architect, home-chef, podcast producer, friend, neighbor, hugger.

https://www.rutabagatechnology.net/
https://www.mytopeverything.com/
I played a coding game and wrote about it. Please read it, it makes me happy when people read my drivel.
I Survived Agents vs Zombies
I wonder if the folks at OutSystems were familiar with the concept of the "philosophical zombie" and the mild discourse taking place amongst internet nerds trying to decide if today's LLMs fit the bil...
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November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Who's gonna be the mayor of Minneapolis tomorrow?
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Babe, wake up - new official Gusher's horror movie just dropped
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uO_...
FruitHead | NEW Horror Film [Starring Bradley Whitford]
YouTube video by Gushers
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October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The same people who would shit themselves if we needed to add stars to the flag sure are quiet about flattening a third of the White House.
October 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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"Guys, there's a killer on the loose and is picking us off one by one. We better split up and wander through the darkest parts of this house where there are plenty of places to mount an ambush from."

This does not make a good Halloween movie. Let us tell you what DOES make a good Halloween movie!
My Top Everything | Top 3 Halloween Movies
🧟 It's SPOOKTOBER y'all, and that means we're talking about Halloween movies 🎃 Things get unsurprisingly heated this week as our hosts approach the topic of the best Halloween movies ever with thei...
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October 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just watched Saw for the first time and damned if Danny Glover isn’t the worst horror movie cop
October 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Oh so you just think I didn’t see that devil in the background of the shot in longlegs, Oz Perkins?
October 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just watched Signs for spooktober and honestly have we tried splashing water or sneezing on these “drones” flying around European airports?
October 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Never thought I’d see the day where Oracle, the company I’ve known my whole career for producing the most widely adopted, unusable, shitty software in the enterprise would become my personal Freddy Krueger. They’ve breached containment of my work life nightmare into my personal life nightmare.
October 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My dog doing what she does best which is whatever this is
October 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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What's your favorite fall flavor? I want to say I'm going to bat for pumpkin spice but it's Spooky the 3rd and I still haven't had one. Anyways, listen to our podcast episode which has been inexplicably our most popular so far: www.mytopeverything.com/episodes/top...
My Top Everything | Top 3 Fall Flavors
🍎 Fall is in the air and IN OUR MOUTHS! Come take a listen this week to see how we can get riled up over something and sweet and harmless as a caramel apple. What are your favorite fall flavors?? M...
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October 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Anyone else attempting 31 for 31?
October 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My house has three smells. Bleach, pumpkin candle, pine candle, and right back to bleach. 'Tis the season.
October 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just got my first blog post out as a married man, if you're interested in low code and exception handling, well, I'm sorry for you but you'd like this!
A contract written in blood
Yeah, I bet that headline got your attention. I'm back! I'm married now and therefore I once again have free time. Be honored: I have chosen to use this free time to tell you about exceptions and simu...
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September 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm watching "Until Dawn" and I'm pretty sure the Vikings game I just watched was way scarier.
September 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Planning a wedding in the flickering shadows cast by the American Reichstag Fire.

*existential disassociation
August 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Anyone know who’s filling in for Motion City Soundtrack at Yacht Club??
July 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I want to post more reactions to psychotic cabinet/legislative/executive/judicial interviews but I cringe too hard to watch them all.
June 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Listening to the Dollop about Larry Craig, Minneapolis seems to only make it into the national news cycle for the weirdest shit. Proud of us.
June 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Everyone needs to CHILL OUT! Except me, I am free to continue to panic at every minor inconvenience.

New episode today, Irrational Things That Overwhelm Us. Check it out!

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My Top Everything | Top 3 Irrational Things That Overwhelm Us
I know you're reading this on an iPhone or Android device right now. Have you ever gone behind enemy lines, fraternized with the devil and tried to use the other one? Did you thusly throw that devi...
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June 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Fuck this we’re out here.

75-100 neighbors.

Fuck fascism.
Love and solidarity from NE Minneapolis
June 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Been saying this all morning, but it seems like no.
Hmmmm . . . I wonder how the Minnesota assassin might have had access to a police uniform, a police badge, and a police cruiser. Are we *sure* he was "impersonating" a police officer?
June 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Everyone sharing that the NE Minneapolis No Kings rally was canceled (which it was) but in the face of violence, fear, and hate, my neighbors still showed up. I understand why people wouldn’t show up and I don’t judge you. Enormous thank you to those that still came.
June 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM