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M, Midwest Farm Dad 🍸✈️🏳️‍🌈
@rushmgl.bsky.social
weaponized femboy, WotC pawn, 🇺🇸/🇭🇺, ♐️/♍️, she/he/they; kirby is my son
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hideo kojima productions are, in fact, productions by hideo kojima
“What’s it like playing aoe2 campaigns after not playing for almost 20 years?”
August 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
we buried my chimkin ruth today… she was such a broody baby she didn’t even get off her egg to get away from (what i’m assuming was) the raccoons… you were stubborn until the end, but i loved you anyways 💖
August 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
my personality lately has just been self-sabotage, down to needing to fast and not take my meds for a health screening but being like fuck it i’m hungry and tired and i’m doing it anyway
sooooo cute and quirky uwu
July 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
my dumbass is trying to start playing counterstrike and of course that familiar feeling is creeping in of “i am angry because I’m not immediately good at this” 🫠 i’m not allowed to have fun
July 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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"Let's make a collaboration with a popular IP to draw new players into Magic!"

"Great idea!"

"Also, let's make it virtually impossible to purchase, so no one who isn't both completely plugged in to the online community and has the luxury of waiting over an hour on a Monday can get it!"

"..uhhh.."
July 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Dear wotc,
make SL’s print to demand again you absolute cowards, we’re all exhausted
thanks,
July 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“sexually alternative mario”
Funniest take on speed running I've ever seen. And by someone who definitely knows what it is
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Elden ring
Fire emblem three houses
Pokemon firered

💩
Name three games you've played for over 200 hours:
Civilization (pick a number)
FF Tactics
DDR
Name three games you've played for over 200 hours:
Imbroglio
Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
Mr. Do
June 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“waaaah they’re setting cars on fire”

my guy have you ever seen white people after sports bros do a Big Sports Thing? are they gonna roll out the marines for that now too?
June 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
me: eats a breakfast sandwich between 11:30 and noon
my body at 13:27: i am HUNGRY you have given me NOTHING and you will PERISH
June 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
another way i know my boss sucks: i showed him pictures of our unfinished master bedroom with the original wood floors and he said “oh, are you going to put down carpet?” And i immediately said “fuck no!” And he looked confused
…bro… listen
May 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
did not think my gruul landfall deck would be eating so well w FF 👀
May 31, 2025 at 11:44 AM
my exhausted brain fully read the ability as an exaggerated spelling of “tired”
What an absolutely perfect way to do limit breaks! Just a sick design all around.
May 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
azorius prosper perchance???
Would you like to play a game? #MTGxFINALFANTASY #FFXIV #FF14
May 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
crazy to think that i was so upset about killing woodchucks prior to my husband buying an air rifle and also them making my life hell
May 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
shoutout to my boss who won’t fucking stop using it for literally everything instead of actually learning how to articulate his thoughts and spell words correctly!!!! yes give us nothing, king!!!!!!!
I'm increasingly mad at the casual usage of ChatGPT with seemingly no regard for the ethical, environmental, and educational impacts.

People are inventing problems to solve with their wasteful technology that genuinely makes things as a whole, worse.
May 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
First day switching from first shift to swing shift and i am dying where is my second wind jfc
May 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
my abzan legends only deck is absolutely sweating abt these FF cards holy shit hnnnnng
May 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Idk who this is but …………………mommy
May 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the extent of my FF lore knowledge is cloud has a big sword and chocobos are adorable birbs and i love them, and even i’m hype for this set holy shit it looks so COOL
May 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
my dumbass two weeks after one bundle and two boxes of tarkir: oh yeah weren’t there supposed to be fetches in this set
May 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My partner on the way back from easter dinner w my nuclear family + grandparents: “i did not have your grandpa saying the n word on my easter bingo card”
(he was quoting blazing saddles, but still…)
April 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
hideo kojima productions are, in fact, productions by hideo kojima
April 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i’ve been spending the past five days, including today, just sleeping for the majority of my day/night… how can I be this deep in sleep debt, i feel like i’m dying slowly
April 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
first tarkir box gets here today hnnnnnnng DWAGONS
April 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM