Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!)
@rupertlowe.bsky.social
Wealthy land owner cosplaying as a farmer. I spend most of my time crying on X because I now have to pay tax on the farmland I bought to turn into a racehorse training ground.
Helped crash Barings Bank, bankrupted Southampton FC, all views moronic.
Helped crash Barings Bank, bankrupted Southampton FC, all views moronic.
Pinned
Hi Ed, welcome to the platform. I was wondering if you could help me with advancing my political career?
Would it be possible for you to lend me a 150 foot bunjee cord, so I can arrange a 125 foot jump for Nigel?
Would it be possible for you to lend me a 150 foot bunjee cord, so I can arrange a 125 foot jump for Nigel?
I have redecorated my house. Any one not following my lead is not a patriot and likely an immigrant.
Anyone not decorating their house like mine should therefore be deported immediately. No ifs, no buts.
Anyone not decorating their house like mine should therefore be deported immediately. No ifs, no buts.
August 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I have redecorated my house. Any one not following my lead is not a patriot and likely an immigrant.
Anyone not decorating their house like mine should therefore be deported immediately. No ifs, no buts.
Anyone not decorating their house like mine should therefore be deported immediately. No ifs, no buts.
This is blatantly discrimination. Embezzlers deserve far better than this.
Except, Marine Le Pen is a woman so I should probably be supporting this and harassing her.
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
Except, Marine Le Pen is a woman so I should probably be supporting this and harassing her.
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
Marine Le Pen Found Guilty of Embezzlement, Banned From Next Election
Judges convicted the far-right leader of misusing EU funds and barred her from running in the 2027 French presidential elections.
www.wsj.com
March 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This is blatantly discrimination. Embezzlers deserve far better than this.
Except, Marine Le Pen is a woman so I should probably be supporting this and harassing her.
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
Except, Marine Le Pen is a woman so I should probably be supporting this and harassing her.
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
So after kicking me out for being a racist misogynist who's harassed women, they replace me with a racist misogynist who's harassed women.
Arron Banks is Reform UK's new candidate. Let's not forget when he posted an insulting blackface pic of someone to mock Diane Abbott. He deleted it after media pressure...
hopenothate.org.uk/2017/12/22/a...
hopenothate.org.uk/2017/12/22/a...
Arron Banks’ Leave.EU post Diane Abbott blackface pic – HOPE not hate
Leave.EU, the unofficial Brexit campaign headed by UKIP’s former donor Arron Banks, posted the disgusting image of a man dressed as the Labour MP and...
hopenothate.org.uk
March 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
So after kicking me out for being a racist misogynist who's harassed women, they replace me with a racist misogynist who's harassed women.
An announcement.
Today, I am launching a national inquiry into the rape gang scandal.
Of course I don't actually care and I'm not even in a position to launch a national enquiry. It sounds good though, and I'm sure I'll find someone to blame when the enquiry doesn't actually go ahead.
Today, I am launching a national inquiry into the rape gang scandal.
Of course I don't actually care and I'm not even in a position to launch a national enquiry. It sounds good though, and I'm sure I'll find someone to blame when the enquiry doesn't actually go ahead.
March 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
An announcement.
Today, I am launching a national inquiry into the rape gang scandal.
Of course I don't actually care and I'm not even in a position to launch a national enquiry. It sounds good though, and I'm sure I'll find someone to blame when the enquiry doesn't actually go ahead.
Today, I am launching a national inquiry into the rape gang scandal.
Of course I don't actually care and I'm not even in a position to launch a national enquiry. It sounds good though, and I'm sure I'll find someone to blame when the enquiry doesn't actually go ahead.
Have I mentioned I give my MP salary to charity yet today? I don't like virtue signallers, but I do love going on about how grand and charitable I am.
March 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Have I mentioned I give my MP salary to charity yet today? I don't like virtue signallers, but I do love going on about how grand and charitable I am.
To all my followers who expect to see my constant tweets regarding small boats, I must apologise. For the foreseeable future, I will instead be posting about Jacqueline Perry KC 20 times a day, calling her out for her accusations. I will not stop until she retracts her statement that I harass women.
March 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
To all my followers who expect to see my constant tweets regarding small boats, I must apologise. For the foreseeable future, I will instead be posting about Jacqueline Perry KC 20 times a day, calling her out for her accusations. I will not stop until she retracts her statement that I harass women.
I have not harassed anyone, and I would never harass anyone. I will now hound this KC night and day, until he retracts his statement.
‘Credible evidence’ former Reform MP Rupert Lowe harassed women, says KC
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
‘Credible evidence’ former Reform MP Rupert Lowe harassed women, says KC
‘Credible evidence’ the MP and two male members of staff unlawfully harassed two women
www.thetimes.com
March 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I have not harassed anyone, and I would never harass anyone. I will now hound this KC night and day, until he retracts his statement.
"Disgusting and contemptible"!?
That's rich, coming from a man who turns up at board meetings smelling of fag-ash, stale-beer and failure.
That's rich, coming from a man who turns up at board meetings smelling of fag-ash, stale-beer and failure.
Conflict in @reform-uk-official.bsky.social laid bare. In leaked private WhatsApp messages seen by the BBC, Nigel Farage called the behaviour of suspended Reform MP @rupertlowe.bsky.social "disgusting" & "contemptible". The exchange follows Lowe calling Reform a “protest party” led by “the Mesiah”.
March 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
"Disgusting and contemptible"!?
That's rich, coming from a man who turns up at board meetings smelling of fag-ash, stale-beer and failure.
That's rich, coming from a man who turns up at board meetings smelling of fag-ash, stale-beer and failure.
We're the party of hate. Don't tell me you didn't realise we also hate each other.
March 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
We're the party of hate. Don't tell me you didn't realise we also hate each other.
You should see how he dresses for ReformUK PLC board meetings.
March 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You should see how he dresses for ReformUK PLC board meetings.
I'm considering names for my own political party. Currently, I've chosen The Lowe-nly Party.
March 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I'm considering names for my own political party. Currently, I've chosen The Lowe-nly Party.
Rumours are circulating that I threatened Zia Yusuf with physical violence.
Let me be abundantly clear - this is untrue. I do not stoop to threats of physical violence so if anyone else repeats this libelous rumour, I'll knock their block off.
Let me be abundantly clear - this is untrue. I do not stoop to threats of physical violence so if anyone else repeats this libelous rumour, I'll knock their block off.
March 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Rumours are circulating that I threatened Zia Yusuf with physical violence.
Let me be abundantly clear - this is untrue. I do not stoop to threats of physical violence so if anyone else repeats this libelous rumour, I'll knock their block off.
Let me be abundantly clear - this is untrue. I do not stoop to threats of physical violence so if anyone else repeats this libelous rumour, I'll knock their block off.
I've won a prize! 🥳
March 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I've won a prize! 🥳
I just don't know what this world is coming to. You do a couple of innocent little Roman Salutes, and everyone calls you a Nazi.
January 21, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I just don't know what this world is coming to. You do a couple of innocent little Roman Salutes, and everyone calls you a Nazi.
We are delighted to welcome Kaymey McIvor to the fold. Reform is proud to be made up of tax Dodgers, wife beaters and now a sexual deviant. We are currently in walks with the police so we can get Ivor Caplin released so he can join as well.
January 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We are delighted to welcome Kaymey McIvor to the fold. Reform is proud to be made up of tax Dodgers, wife beaters and now a sexual deviant. We are currently in walks with the police so we can get Ivor Caplin released so he can join as well.
If your local laws are incompatible with Meta, then your local laws MUST BE CHANGED.
Brazil says Meta hate speech policy changes do not fit with local law
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
Brazil 'seriously concerned' about Meta changes to hate speech policy
Brazil's government said on Tuesday it is "seriously concerned" about Meta Platforms' recently announced changes to its hate speech policy, adding it would hold a public hearing later this week to discuss the topic.
www.reuters.com
January 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If your local laws are incompatible with Meta, then your local laws MUST BE CHANGED.
I would like to offer my deepest sympathy to all my colleagues at Reform, who have to endure Nigel's leadership. Musk and myself are doing everything we can to rectify this situation, and I will be taking over as soon as possible.
January 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I would like to offer my deepest sympathy to all my colleagues at Reform, who have to endure Nigel's leadership. Musk and myself are doing everything we can to rectify this situation, and I will be taking over as soon as possible.
I was shocked this morning to learn my energy provider has had me under internal investigation, owing to my exceptionally low electricity bills. Had they discussed this with me, I'd have been able to tell them that I much prefer gaslight.
January 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I was shocked this morning to learn my energy provider has had me under internal investigation, owing to my exceptionally low electricity bills. Had they discussed this with me, I'd have been able to tell them that I much prefer gaslight.
Statement: Today I voted for the amendment requiring a nice lengthy enquiry prior to any child protection being enacted from the 2022 report.
Let me be clear - I could not give a flying flamingo about child safety. But this is a goldmine for political point scoring!
Let me be clear - I could not give a flying flamingo about child safety. But this is a goldmine for political point scoring!
January 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Statement: Today I voted for the amendment requiring a nice lengthy enquiry prior to any child protection being enacted from the 2022 report.
Let me be clear - I could not give a flying flamingo about child safety. But this is a goldmine for political point scoring!
Let me be clear - I could not give a flying flamingo about child safety. But this is a goldmine for political point scoring!
Hi Ed, welcome to the platform. I was wondering if you could help me with advancing my political career?
Would it be possible for you to lend me a 150 foot bunjee cord, so I can arrange a 125 foot jump for Nigel?
Would it be possible for you to lend me a 150 foot bunjee cord, so I can arrange a 125 foot jump for Nigel?
January 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hi Ed, welcome to the platform. I was wondering if you could help me with advancing my political career?
Would it be possible for you to lend me a 150 foot bunjee cord, so I can arrange a 125 foot jump for Nigel?
Would it be possible for you to lend me a 150 foot bunjee cord, so I can arrange a 125 foot jump for Nigel?
Today's schedule:
4:30 AM Rise, check weather
5-6:30 Animal care
7-10 Fieldwork
10:15 Snack
10:15-12:30 Tasks
12:30 Lunch
1-3 Admin
3-5 Field
5-6 Animal care
6 Dinner
6:30-9 Paperwork
9 Sleep
I don't know when I'm going to find time to write pointless letters asking for a repeat public inquiry.
4:30 AM Rise, check weather
5-6:30 Animal care
7-10 Fieldwork
10:15 Snack
10:15-12:30 Tasks
12:30 Lunch
1-3 Admin
3-5 Field
5-6 Animal care
6 Dinner
6:30-9 Paperwork
9 Sleep
I don't know when I'm going to find time to write pointless letters asking for a repeat public inquiry.
January 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Today's schedule:
4:30 AM Rise, check weather
5-6:30 Animal care
7-10 Fieldwork
10:15 Snack
10:15-12:30 Tasks
12:30 Lunch
1-3 Admin
3-5 Field
5-6 Animal care
6 Dinner
6:30-9 Paperwork
9 Sleep
I don't know when I'm going to find time to write pointless letters asking for a repeat public inquiry.
4:30 AM Rise, check weather
5-6:30 Animal care
7-10 Fieldwork
10:15 Snack
10:15-12:30 Tasks
12:30 Lunch
1-3 Admin
3-5 Field
5-6 Animal care
6 Dinner
6:30-9 Paperwork
9 Sleep
I don't know when I'm going to find time to write pointless letters asking for a repeat public inquiry.
Back of Ben you bitch, he's mine!
How are you Elon? What policies would you like to see me bring to Reform?
Thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️
How are you Elon? What policies would you like to see me bring to Reform?
Thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️
January 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Back of Ben you bitch, he's mine!
How are you Elon? What policies would you like to see me bring to Reform?
Thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️
How are you Elon? What policies would you like to see me bring to Reform?
Thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️
This morning I have written to Nigel Farage - my message could not have been clearer.
Hahahaha hahahaha, he's my friend now!
Hahahaha hahahaha, he's my friend now!
January 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
This morning I have written to Nigel Farage - my message could not have been clearer.
Hahahaha hahahaha, he's my friend now!
Hahahaha hahahaha, he's my friend now!
