Rupert Lowe MP (farmer, honest!)
@rupertlowe.bsky.social
Wealthy land owner cosplaying as a farmer. I spend most of my time crying on X because I now have to pay tax on the farmland I bought to turn into a racehorse training ground.
Helped crash Barings Bank, bankrupted Southampton FC, all views moronic.
Helped crash Barings Bank, bankrupted Southampton FC, all views moronic.
I have redecorated my house. Any one not following my lead is not a patriot and likely an immigrant.
Anyone not decorating their house like mine should therefore be deported immediately. No ifs, no buts.
Anyone not decorating their house like mine should therefore be deported immediately. No ifs, no buts.
August 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I have redecorated my house. Any one not following my lead is not a patriot and likely an immigrant.
Anyone not decorating their house like mine should therefore be deported immediately. No ifs, no buts.
Anyone not decorating their house like mine should therefore be deported immediately. No ifs, no buts.
Yes, it's going very well indeed. It really is pleasing to learn just how much surplus cash racists and bigots have for grifters like me.
March 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yes, it's going very well indeed. It really is pleasing to learn just how much surplus cash racists and bigots have for grifters like me.
You should see how he dresses for ReformUK PLC board meetings.
March 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You should see how he dresses for ReformUK PLC board meetings.
Back of Ben you bitch, he's mine!
How are you Elon? What policies would you like to see me bring to Reform?
Thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️
How are you Elon? What policies would you like to see me bring to Reform?
Thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️
January 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Back of Ben you bitch, he's mine!
How are you Elon? What policies would you like to see me bring to Reform?
Thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️
How are you Elon? What policies would you like to see me bring to Reform?
Thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️
Something is happening out there
January 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Something is happening out there
Something is happening out there
January 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Something is happening out there
Something is happening out there
January 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Something is happening out there
Something is happening out there.
January 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Something is happening out there.
I am delighted to announce that planning has been approved and construction on my new constituency offices will start in the new year.
December 10, 2024 at 9:35 AM
I am delighted to announce that planning has been approved and construction on my new constituency offices will start in the new year.
Oh, Nige! You know how jealous Widders gets if you say bite me to anyone else, but her.
December 10, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Oh, Nige! You know how jealous Widders gets if you say bite me to anyone else, but her.
This is just unacceptable. These woke milks are coming over here illegally. The worst part is we don't even have a lactose minister for me to write to. I have written to Kier Starmer and requested he appoints one immediately.
December 2, 2024 at 11:18 PM
This is just unacceptable. These woke milks are coming over here illegally. The worst part is we don't even have a lactose minister for me to write to. I have written to Kier Starmer and requested he appoints one immediately.
STATEMENT
Controversy has spread due to the Reform Party's decision to limit Ben Habib's reach within the party, and his subsequent voluntary disinvolvement.
Reform has a strict vetting process for anyone seeking in any way to represent the party. Sadly, Mr Habib did not meet our criteria.
Controversy has spread due to the Reform Party's decision to limit Ben Habib's reach within the party, and his subsequent voluntary disinvolvement.
Reform has a strict vetting process for anyone seeking in any way to represent the party. Sadly, Mr Habib did not meet our criteria.
November 30, 2024 at 8:19 AM
STATEMENT
Controversy has spread due to the Reform Party's decision to limit Ben Habib's reach within the party, and his subsequent voluntary disinvolvement.
Reform has a strict vetting process for anyone seeking in any way to represent the party. Sadly, Mr Habib did not meet our criteria.
Controversy has spread due to the Reform Party's decision to limit Ben Habib's reach within the party, and his subsequent voluntary disinvolvement.
Reform has a strict vetting process for anyone seeking in any way to represent the party. Sadly, Mr Habib did not meet our criteria.
Speculation has arisen to the situation ReformUK will be in if we lose Lee Anderson and are reduced to 4 members.
I can reveal that negotiations are currently underway - Nigel is offering Lee another suitcase of cash to stay on.
I can reveal that negotiations are currently underway - Nigel is offering Lee another suitcase of cash to stay on.
November 28, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Speculation has arisen to the situation ReformUK will be in if we lose Lee Anderson and are reduced to 4 members.
I can reveal that negotiations are currently underway - Nigel is offering Lee another suitcase of cash to stay on.
I can reveal that negotiations are currently underway - Nigel is offering Lee another suitcase of cash to stay on.
I thought I'd post about my constituency for a change.
This is the sign we have, telling visitors that Great Yarmouth is called Great Yarmouth.
This is the sign we have, telling visitors that Great Yarmouth is called Great Yarmouth.
November 27, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I thought I'd post about my constituency for a change.
This is the sign we have, telling visitors that Great Yarmouth is called Great Yarmouth.
This is the sign we have, telling visitors that Great Yarmouth is called Great Yarmouth.
The damage this government is doing might likely never been undone. Good working people like Mr Lindsay may be forced out of their home and forced to live in a grotty little mansion.
It's unthinkable.
It's unthinkable.
November 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM
The damage this government is doing might likely never been undone. Good working people like Mr Lindsay may be forced out of their home and forced to live in a grotty little mansion.
It's unthinkable.
It's unthinkable.
Two million signed.
Starmer must not underestimate the determination of our Russian bot network.
Starmer must not underestimate the determination of our Russian bot network.
November 25, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Two million signed.
Starmer must not underestimate the determination of our Russian bot network.
Starmer must not underestimate the determination of our Russian bot network.
A book for seven year old school children about illegal migrants...
Telling them the truth about refugees before we can get to them with our dehumanising rhetoric.
That's just not fair.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/11/2…
Telling them the truth about refugees before we can get to them with our dehumanising rhetoric.
That's just not fair.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/11/2…
November 25, 2024 at 8:39 AM
A book for seven year old school children about illegal migrants...
Telling them the truth about refugees before we can get to them with our dehumanising rhetoric.
That's just not fair.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/11/2…
Telling them the truth about refugees before we can get to them with our dehumanising rhetoric.
That's just not fair.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/11/2…
100,000 Reform members, a landmark number.
It would have been 100,001 but when I asked @carolvorderman.bsky.social if she wanted to join my movement, she said "how dare you" and slapped me across the face.
I reassured her I just meant join Reform, she said "I know" and slapped me even harder.
It would have been 100,001 but when I asked @carolvorderman.bsky.social if she wanted to join my movement, she said "how dare you" and slapped me across the face.
I reassured her I just meant join Reform, she said "I know" and slapped me even harder.
November 22, 2024 at 3:33 AM
100,000 Reform members, a landmark number.
It would have been 100,001 but when I asked @carolvorderman.bsky.social if she wanted to join my movement, she said "how dare you" and slapped me across the face.
I reassured her I just meant join Reform, she said "I know" and slapped me even harder.
It would have been 100,001 but when I asked @carolvorderman.bsky.social if she wanted to join my movement, she said "how dare you" and slapped me across the face.
I reassured her I just meant join Reform, she said "I know" and slapped me even harder.
More divisive reporting from our so-called media. It is pretty obvious that if anyone had tried to attack Nigel, he could have used any one of the farmers as a human shield.
There were even children he could have fended off a knife-weilding maniac with.
He does not have that protection in Clacton.
There were even children he could have fended off a knife-weilding maniac with.
He does not have that protection in Clacton.
November 20, 2024 at 5:38 PM
More divisive reporting from our so-called media. It is pretty obvious that if anyone had tried to attack Nigel, he could have used any one of the farmers as a human shield.
There were even children he could have fended off a knife-weilding maniac with.
He does not have that protection in Clacton.
There were even children he could have fended off a knife-weilding maniac with.
He does not have that protection in Clacton.