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“We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch
Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors
WASHINGTON—Saying the sumptuous gift should slake the administration’s thirst for the next few months, Fox News sent President Donald Trump its quarterly tithe of three blond anchors, White House sour...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“We have traveled south to the White House steps to present you with these three Kayleighs,” said Fox Corporation CEO Lachlan Murdoch
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The week has concluded without release of Epstein Files
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The week has concluded without release of Epstein Files
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How quickly he changed from, “The President of Peace” to “Bomb Don”. Almost like he has a big domestic problem he’s trying to distract us from.
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
How quickly he changed from, “The President of Peace” to “Bomb Don”. Almost like he has a big domestic problem he’s trying to distract us from.
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Every couple days I have to tap the sign that says "sci-fi" has to involve science.
January 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Every couple days I have to tap the sign that says "sci-fi" has to involve science.
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Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
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Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence https://theonion.com/lost-jan-6-rioter-still-searching-capitol-building-for-mike-pence/
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence https://theonion.com/lost-jan-6-rioter-still-searching-capitol-building-for-mike-pence/
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Wanna see a dead body?
January 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Wanna see a dead body?
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"Ex-gay" pastor, who claimed he "broke the curse of homosexuality," sexually abused a young man during "Pray the Gay Away" spiritual sessions. (Practicing my shocked face.)
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Grammy-winning gospel singer and pastor accused of sexually abusing a young man
Donnie McClurkin denied the allegations in the lawsuit, which was filed by a man who says he sought out the pastor after reading his book about overcoming the “curse” of homosexuality.
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January 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
"Ex-gay" pastor, who claimed he "broke the curse of homosexuality," sexually abused a young man during "Pray the Gay Away" spiritual sessions. (Practicing my shocked face.)
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
A picture of Epstein from his days tutoring at Dalton, supposedly...How do you spell "Epstein", Do you think he knew how to spell his own name? How could that be....
December 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
A picture of Epstein from his days tutoring at Dalton, supposedly...How do you spell "Epstein", Do you think he knew how to spell his own name? How could that be....
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It IS our war. We made a deal with Ukraine that if they gave up their nukes, we’d protect them from Russia.
Rubio on Russia-Ukraine: "It's not our war. It's a war on another continent."
December 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It IS our war. We made a deal with Ukraine that if they gave up their nukes, we’d protect them from Russia.
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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In the Epstein files: Maria Farmer reported Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell's activities to the FBI in 1996.
Read the FBI report:
Read the FBI report:
December 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In the Epstein files: Maria Farmer reported Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell's activities to the FBI in 1996.
Read the FBI report:
Read the FBI report:
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Tapper: This is one of the documents the DOJ released. It’s 100 pages. It’s all black. That’s the transparency we’re getting.
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Tapper: This is one of the documents the DOJ released. It’s 100 pages. It’s all black. That’s the transparency we’re getting.
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WATCH-- Former AG Eric Holder says Congress should consider impeachment for the DOJ officials responsible for holding back the Epstein files: “That's a nuclear option that Congress has.”
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
WATCH-- Former AG Eric Holder says Congress should consider impeachment for the DOJ officials responsible for holding back the Epstein files: “That's a nuclear option that Congress has.”
I know the tragedy looks like a tragic family thing. Horrible. However, this gives me pause of thought...
December 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I know the tragedy looks like a tragic family thing. Horrible. However, this gives me pause of thought...
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This is absolutely horrific.
ICE pepper-sprayed this 1-year-old girl.
Once at the hospital, the doctor had to call in a poison control specialist.
They had never seen anyone that young pepper sprayed.
Another horrific story.
More details below.
Once at the hospital, the doctor had to call in a poison control specialist.
They had never seen anyone that young pepper sprayed.
Another horrific story.
More details below.
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is absolutely horrific.
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The @dailybeanspod.com will continue to loudly support the communities this administration puts in harm’s way.
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The @dailybeanspod.com will continue to loudly support the communities this administration puts in harm’s way.
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More than 300 drones are now heading directly toward Russia. An airport near Moscow has been closed, and authorities have warned of an imminent drone-strike threat, per Russian media report.
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
More than 300 drones are now heading directly toward Russia. An airport near Moscow has been closed, and authorities have warned of an imminent drone-strike threat, per Russian media report.
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First Amendment.
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
First Amendment.
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Ben Gvir and his Nazi faction members arrived at the Knesset today with a hanging rope pin, calling for the death penalty for terrorists (non-Jewish only).
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Ben Gvir and his Nazi faction members arrived at the Knesset today with a hanging rope pin, calling for the death penalty for terrorists (non-Jewish only).
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Erika Kirk claims liberal women don’t get married, bc they rely on the gov to provide for them.
Lady.. who told you that?
If we somehow end up with JD/Erika ticket…
Lady.. who told you that?
If we somehow end up with JD/Erika ticket…
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Erika Kirk claims liberal women don’t get married, bc they rely on the gov to provide for them.
Lady.. who told you that?
If we somehow end up with JD/Erika ticket…
Lady.. who told you that?
If we somehow end up with JD/Erika ticket…
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Hmm. Ghislaine Maxwell is filing a habeas petition challenging her incarceration PRO SE (no lawyers). I guess even David Markus has his limits? Incidentally, she's worried that the release of the Epstein files would be devastating to her case.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hmm. Ghislaine Maxwell is filing a habeas petition challenging her incarceration PRO SE (no lawyers). I guess even David Markus has his limits? Incidentally, she's worried that the release of the Epstein files would be devastating to her case.
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Russia sends stolen Ukrainian children to North Korea to become militarized.
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Russia sends stolen Ukrainian children to North Korea to become militarized.
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"My poll numbers have never been better."
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"My poll numbers have never been better."
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Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.