Alt: a demon in a suit and tie is standing at a podium with his maw agape

Alt: a brief dramatisation of Char composing skeets. as its pen effortlessly glides across paper- as though the words were writing themselves- a trail of fire is dragged behind. OR, the suggested alt text: "a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak"

Alt: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* "Don't mind if I do"

Alt: Ncuti Gatwa, as the character "The Doctor" from the hit television series "Doctor Who", saying "I am The Doctor"