A Whole Halfling
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ruhruhrandy.bsky.social
A Whole Halfling
@ruhruhrandy.bsky.social
Tottenham supporter. Gamer. Magic the Gathering veteran. Professional baker. Unprofessional internet comedian.
His hairline looks like it’s trying to escape.
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Meridian, MS mentioned!
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It won’t go through. There aren’t any “red cities” with stadiums big enough. At the very least it would be trying to hold the entire expanded World Cup inside Texas and Florida exclusively
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“The fight” you mean the one against the ocean? So they could stay alive???
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Like when you’re watching a literal fiction story and someone says “that doesn’t make any sense, it wasn’t like that in the last scene” bro this is literally fantasy, I need you to calm down. You don’t have to post about it or anything you could just turn it off and watch something else.
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I’m glad she got out.
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It’s called a Dream Team, and mine is, in battle order:

Ledian
Breloom
Blaziken
Crobat
Lanturn
Arcanine
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
For some reason I’m not surprised that Prof loves Meganium.
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“Rescued a point”, we should have won. Burn headlocking a defender somehow earns a penalty? GTFOH
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Robbed of 2 points IMO. Bullshit penalty call. Burn had Bentancur in a headlock and somehow earned a penalty? GTFO.
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I bet there’s only like a teaspoon of salt in this photo.
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Biblical repercussions for biblical greed amirite?
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
“Tell your child I’m really glad he’s a white saxophone player.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
“That submarine full of billionaires that went to see the Titanic? You know what happened and I know what happened. They didn’t explode. They got taken by a Leviathan.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
“I bet Hell is in Antarctica. They think it’s fire and stuff, no it’s in Antarctica. I bet Satan is down there.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Where we meeting
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We can print chicken meat? So we’ve solved world hunger then right?
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Same.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM