This reminds me of this meme I saw the other day that gave me a stroke.

This was one of my better jokes on the old platform, which I bring now humbly to you.

Oh yeah? Well why don’t they then? Why don’t they??

Oh. Oh no.

Oh wait you wanted photos. I’m not a Weezer fan but I think this one is a classic album cover and it fits your idea really well.

Though there’s a lot to be said for the Oregon coast. I’ve done more traveling south than north. Here’s me on a 50 foot cliff at Depoe Bay, OR watching 20 foot waves. The beach is Lincoln City. The landscape look is Cape Lookout State Park. The tunnel is from Tunnel Beach in Oceanside.

Oh I can add more than one photo at a time. Cool. The sea lions are in Westport, WA. But they’re all over the coast.

Astoria, OR across the river in the distance.

I live in Washington. Here’s what you can expect like 7 months out of the year.