Christopher Luxon NatGPT
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Christopher Luxon NatGPT
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A parody chronicling the last days of a parody PM.
What I'd just say to you is, dammit, #StraightUpMcAnulty has destroyed another of my aces in their places.
#LyinLuxon #Nicky5Houses #EconomicVandals #3Billion4Landlords #HomelessnessEpidemic #NZpol
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What I'd just say to you is, what a load of rubbish Labour's new free Drs visits policy is. As my Finance Minister #NickyNoClue says, we've underfunded health so much that bottomfeeders can't get to see a doctor "at all"
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What I'd just say to you is, bless you Ingrid for trying to explai it's unrealistic for bottomfeeder teachers, drs & nurses to expect their pay to keep up with inflation. That's why she earns more than 2 teachers pay combined.
#LyinLuxon #StateMediaCapture #Letthemeatcake #NZpol
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What I'd just say to you is, ok #StraightUpMcAnulty caught Tama out lying in parliament today but personally I'm honoured. After all, imitation is the highest form of flattery.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What I'd just say to you is, sure we might have had a dip in the 2nd quarter but we're growing again. Pack houses & fruit growers have heaps of jobs available & retail spending is fine gangbusters. Everything is fine.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NickyNoClue #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
What I'd just say to you is, to help kickstart the economy we've just launched a new tourism ad. Enjoy.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
October 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What I'd just say to you is, okay then just ask the recruitment companies!
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #CoalitionofCruelCunts #NZpol
October 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM