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Christopher Luxon NatGPT
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A parody chronicling the last days of a parody PM.
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Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel.bsky.social · Oct 6
What I'd just say to you is, people say to me Chris why do you do it? I don't do it for them to turn around & say thank you for the opportunity. I do it because 1 day someone will go, there goes David Brent.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #CoalitionofCruelCunts #NZpol
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, let them eat Michelin stars.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #Wedontdobottomfeeders #WorstGovEver #NZpol
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, you can't blame me. I'm hardly ever in the country.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NickyNoClue $EconomicVandals #RegistertoVoteNow #OneTermGovernment #NZpol

www.thepost.co.nz/business/360...
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, luckily I only sleep 2 hours a night.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NickyNoClue #EconomicVandals #NZpol
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, we don't do bottomfeeders. Let them eat food parcels.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, we don't do bottomfeeders.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #FloodUpPunchDown
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, we cosplay being the Coalition of small business but I have a lot more fun pissing in the pocket of a fascist rapist.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is...
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Priceless
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, dammit, #StraightUpMcAnulty has destroyed another of my aces in their places.
#LyinLuxon #Nicky5Houses #EconomicVandals #3Billion4Landlords #HomelessnessEpidemic #NZpol
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, they say after you get on your knees & kiss a fascist's ass, & impress him with the weird things you can do with your hands, your luck turns.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, my team is, & always will be, fully focused on the cost of (landlord) living crisis.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you Winston & every other NZer for that matter is, there's no we in I.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol
October 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, what a load of rubbish Labour's new free Drs visits policy is. As my Finance Minister #NickyNoClue says, we've underfunded health so much that bottomfeeders can't get to see a doctor "at all"
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you @domesticanimal.bsky.social is, exactly!
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstSpeakerEver #NZpol
October 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, the good Lord looks after those that look after themselves.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, my Coalition is committed to never letting the facts get in the way of a NZ Herald headline trumpeting the successes we never had.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionofLyingCunts #NZpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
October 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I just say to you is, sometimes you have to take a stand & choose which side you're on.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #Fascistfriendly #Coalitionofclimatedenyers #NZpol
October 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, who needs AI? I've already got a misrepresentation rate of 100%.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, it's nothing another overseas junket can't fix.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol
October 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you for the 100th time is, we won't be taking any advice from experts
#LyinLuxon #AtlasNetworkCoup #NZpol

How much did the Government pay for a curriculum that is so inferior to the version already mandated in our schools? newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/21/i...
If the curriculum ain't broke, don't fix it
From Auckland University - Opinion: How much did the Govt pay for a curriculum that is so inferior to the version already mandated in our schools? And how else might we have spent that money?
newsroom.co.nz
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, for the record you don't have to have the the capability, or even an email address for us to throw a few million your way. All you need to say is the magic words "We're going to drill, baby, drill".
#LyinLuxon #CoalitionOfCorruptClowns
#NZpol
marcdaalder.bsky.social Marc Daalder @marcdaalder.bsky.social · Oct 20
Scoop: The first application for an offshore oil and gas exploration permit since the repeal of the ban on offshore drilling in August has been lodged, by an Australian firm that was set up less than two months ago and that doesn't have a functioning email address.
newsroom.co.nz/2025/10/21/f...
First offshore oil and gas permit sought after repeal of ban
An unknown Australian firm that wants to 'create lasting value for NZ' is behind the first offshore oil and gas permit application since the 2018 ban was repealed
newsroom.co.nz
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, my Deputy PM assures me there was no need to get the police & the courts involved in this when a good employment lawyer, like his godmother, could have sorted it out & no one would have been any the wiser.
#LyinLuxon #PedophileProtectorSeymour
#NZpol
October 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, bless you Ingrid for trying to explai it's unrealistic for bottomfeeder teachers, drs & nurses to expect their pay to keep up with inflation. That's why she earns more than 2 teachers pay combined.
#LyinLuxon #StateMediaCapture #Letthemeatcake #NZpol
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, ok #StraightUpMcAnulty caught Tama out lying in parliament today but personally I'm honoured. After all, imitation is the highest form of flattery.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, sure we might have had a dip in the 2nd quarter but we're growing again. Pack houses & fruit growers have heaps of jobs available & retail spending is fine gangbusters. Everything is fine.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NickyNoClue #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM