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Christopher Luxon NatGPT
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A parody chronicling the last days of a parody PM.
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What I'd just say to you is, let them eat Michelin stars.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #Wedontdobottomfeeders #WorstGovEver #NZpol
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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What I'd just say to you is, you can't blame me. I'm hardly ever in the country.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NickyNoClue $EconomicVandals #RegistertoVoteNow #OneTermGovernment #NZpol

www.thepost.co.nz/business/360...
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, luckily I only sleep 2 hours a night.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NickyNoClue #EconomicVandals #NZpol
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, we don't do bottomfeeders. Let them eat food parcels.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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What I'd just say to you is, we don't do bottomfeeders.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #FloodUpPunchDown
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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What I'd just say to you is, we cosplay being the Coalition of small business but I have a lot more fun pissing in the pocket of a fascist rapist.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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What I'd just say to you is...
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Priceless
October 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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What I'd just say to you is, dammit, #StraightUpMcAnulty has destroyed another of my aces in their places.
#LyinLuxon #Nicky5Houses #EconomicVandals #3Billion4Landlords #HomelessnessEpidemic #NZpol
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
rugbyintel.bsky.social
What I'd just say to you is, they say after you get on your knees & kiss a fascist's ass, & impress him with the weird things you can do with your hands, your luck turns.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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What I'd just say to you @rodemmerson.bsky.social is, my team is, & always will be, fully focused on the cost of (landlord) living crisis.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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What I'd just say to you Winston & every other NZer for that matter is, there's no we in I.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NZpol
October 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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What I'd just say to you is, what a load of rubbish Labour's new free Drs visits policy is. As my Finance Minister #NickyNoClue says, we've underfunded health so much that bottomfeeders can't get to see a doctor "at all"
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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What I'd just say to you @domesticanimal.bsky.social is, exactly!
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstSpeakerEver #NZpol
October 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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What I'd just say to you is, the good Lord looks after those that look after themselves.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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What I'd just say to you is, my Coalition is committed to never letting the facts get in the way of a NZ Herald headline trumpeting the successes we never had.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #CoalitionofLyingCunts #NZpol
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
October 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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What I just say to you is, sometimes you have to take a stand & choose which side you're on.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #Fascistfriendly #Coalitionofclimatedenyers #NZpol
October 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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What I'd just say to you is, who needs AI? I've already got a misrepresentation rate of 100%.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #NZpol
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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What I'd just say to you is, it's nothing another overseas junket can't fix.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #NZpol
October 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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What I'd just say to you is, my Deputy PM assures me there was no need to get the police & the courts involved in this when a good employment lawyer, like his godmother, could have sorted it out & no one would have been any the wiser.
#LyinLuxon #PedophileProtectorSeymour
#NZpol
October 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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What I'd just say to you is, bless you Ingrid for trying to explai it's unrealistic for bottomfeeder teachers, drs & nurses to expect their pay to keep up with inflation. That's why she earns more than 2 teachers pay combined.
#LyinLuxon #StateMediaCapture #Letthemeatcake #NZpol
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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What I'd just say to you is, ok #StraightUpMcAnulty caught Tama out lying in parliament today but personally I'm honoured. After all, imitation is the highest form of flattery.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
October 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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What I'd just say to you is, sure we might have had a dip in the 2nd quarter but we're growing again. Pack houses & fruit growers have heaps of jobs available & retail spending is fine gangbusters. Everything is fine.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #NickyNoClue #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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What I'd just say to you is, to help kickstart the economy we've just launched a new tourism ad. Enjoy.
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #CoalitionOfCorruption #NZpol
October 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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What I'd just say to you is, okay then just ask the recruitment companies!
#LyinLuxon #WorstPMEver #WorstGovEver #EconomicVandals #CoalitionofCruelCunts #NZpol
October 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM