Kirk Rudell
@rudell.bsky.social
Professional writer. Also amateur.
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It’s possible that some of the names were wishlist that he assumed he’d be able to get—because who turns him down?—but hadn’t committed.
When I was more actively involved in Saudi human rights I once slammed Seth Rogen for committing to a show and he was like, “Dude, I have no idea what that is.”
When I was more actively involved in Saudi human rights I once slammed Seth Rogen for committing to a show and he was like, “Dude, I have no idea what that is.”
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It’s possible that some of the names were wishlist that he assumed he’d be able to get—because who turns him down?—but hadn’t committed.
When I was more actively involved in Saudi human rights I once slammed Seth Rogen for committing to a show and he was like, “Dude, I have no idea what that is.”
When I was more actively involved in Saudi human rights I once slammed Seth Rogen for committing to a show and he was like, “Dude, I have no idea what that is.”
Hey someone call US Ambassador to Turkey Tom Barrack, I have some questions.
2016: Also 2016:
2016: Also 2016:
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hey someone call US Ambassador to Turkey Tom Barrack, I have some questions.
2016: Also 2016:
2016: Also 2016:
“What if his good friend, the notorious pedophile, refers to him behind his back as a dog?”
“Is it too on the nose?”
“No more than everything else.”
“Is it too on the nose?”
“No more than everything else.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“What if his good friend, the notorious pedophile, refers to him behind his back as a dog?”
“Is it too on the nose?”
“No more than everything else.”
“Is it too on the nose?”
“No more than everything else.”
Yeah, the people who plastered “the shutdown is the Democrats’ fault” on every government website are eager to dig into some good faith negotiations next month.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yeah, the people who plastered “the shutdown is the Democrats’ fault” on every government website are eager to dig into some good faith negotiations next month.
This guy lost a VP debate to Mike Pence.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This guy lost a VP debate to Mike Pence.
“Once again, best of luck with the rising up!”
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
“Once again, best of luck with the rising up!”
Ok fine I’m a middle-aged person.
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Ok fine I’m a middle-aged person.
Same person, just wearing a new mask:
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Same person, just wearing a new mask:
Feels like a crossover episode where real Trump had South Park Satan sit on his face.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Feels like a crossover episode where real Trump had South Park Satan sit on his face.
The world’s first trillionaire cannot stop screaming to the world, “I’m so lonely, I’m such a loser.”
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The world’s first trillionaire cannot stop screaming to the world, “I’m so lonely, I’m such a loser.”
The Magic Incel GoonTool™️
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Magic Incel GoonTool™️
"Toyota... did you hear this? Toyota has just cut all the prices of their cars by many hundreds, in some case thousands of dollars. They're calling it a 'Thon,' which I think is Japanese for 'Trump.' You're welcome."
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Toyota... did you hear this? Toyota has just cut all the prices of their cars by many hundreds, in some case thousands of dollars. They're calling it a 'Thon,' which I think is Japanese for 'Trump.' You're welcome."
Shelley "The Machine" Levene
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Shelley "The Machine" Levene
*record scratch*
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up here, and so am I. Many people are saying it was South Africa but also powerful tariffs which have stopped many wars, maybe all of them if you think about it, and then there’s that button which is either Diet Coke or nuclear-
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up here, and so am I. Many people are saying it was South Africa but also powerful tariffs which have stopped many wars, maybe all of them if you think about it, and then there’s that button which is either Diet Coke or nuclear-
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
*record scratch*
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up here, and so am I. Many people are saying it was South Africa but also powerful tariffs which have stopped many wars, maybe all of them if you think about it, and then there’s that button which is either Diet Coke or nuclear-
Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up here, and so am I. Many people are saying it was South Africa but also powerful tariffs which have stopped many wars, maybe all of them if you think about it, and then there’s that button which is either Diet Coke or nuclear-
"Which paintings would you like hung, sir?"
(slurred) "All of them."
(slurred) "All of them."
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"Which paintings would you like hung, sir?"
(slurred) "All of them."
(slurred) "All of them."
Has Mamdani already driven out the least-qualified fire chief in the history of New York?
This Adams crony owns “one of the largest security and janitorial service companies” in Israel; he was never a firefighter or emergency response official…but he liked chasing fire trucks when he was a kid.
This Adams crony owns “one of the largest security and janitorial service companies” in Israel; he was never a firefighter or emergency response official…but he liked chasing fire trucks when he was a kid.
![In 1999 Tucker became chairman and CEO of T&M Protection Resources, a company specializing in security, intelligence and investigations. 141[51 In 2007 Tucker restructured T&M as a limited liability company and sold a minority interest to Pegasus Capital Advisors as well as another private investor. (6]
In 2008 Tucker and Pegasus commenced a plan to invest jointly in acquisitions of security companies in Israel which has resulted in T&M's subsidiary, T&M Holding Israel Ltd, becoming one of the largest security and janitorial service companies in the country with over 7,000 employees.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Has Mamdani already driven out the least-qualified fire chief in the history of New York?
This Adams crony owns “one of the largest security and janitorial service companies” in Israel; he was never a firefighter or emergency response official…but he liked chasing fire trucks when he was a kid.
This Adams crony owns “one of the largest security and janitorial service companies” in Israel; he was never a firefighter or emergency response official…but he liked chasing fire trucks when he was a kid.
Still can't believe this nice, relatable guy who eats very normal meals with his family didn't win.
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Still can't believe this nice, relatable guy who eats very normal meals with his family didn't win.
Redecorating and adding merch for when he rents it out for billionaire wedding season.
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Redecorating and adding merch for when he rents it out for billionaire wedding season.
Silver Lake, Los Angeles CA
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Silver Lake, Los Angeles CA
“I could smell the onions and mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“I could smell the onions and mustard.”
Amazed these guys took a break from all the sex to plan a museum heist.
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Amazed these guys took a break from all the sex to plan a museum heist.
I can’t believe these guys had time to rob the Louvre and also foil Jacobim Mugatu.
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can’t believe these guys had time to rob the Louvre and also foil Jacobim Mugatu.