Rachel
@rubinsandwiches.bsky.social
Mother. Foodie. Interior Designer.
@emdashel.bsky.social hot dogs = meat flan
December 3, 2023 at 12:02 AM
@emdashel.bsky.social hot dogs = meat flan
4yo: Where are Nana and Papa?
Me: They will be late; traffic is really bad.
4yo: Like mid-60s?
Me:… That’s a temperature. Not a traffic scale.
Me: They will be late; traffic is really bad.
4yo: Like mid-60s?
Me:… That’s a temperature. Not a traffic scale.
October 11, 2023 at 12:40 AM
4yo: Where are Nana and Papa?
Me: They will be late; traffic is really bad.
4yo: Like mid-60s?
Me:… That’s a temperature. Not a traffic scale.
Me: They will be late; traffic is really bad.
4yo: Like mid-60s?
Me:… That’s a temperature. Not a traffic scale.
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who’s up not able to sleep thinking about defeating capitalism for forever
August 25, 2023 at 4:47 AM
who’s up not able to sleep thinking about defeating capitalism for forever
On the bus home from work and my milk let’s down. I bet I look super cool to the other bus riders. Howdy, neighbor. I’m lactating.
August 22, 2023 at 11:26 PM
On the bus home from work and my milk let’s down. I bet I look super cool to the other bus riders. Howdy, neighbor. I’m lactating.
Taco Bell needs a Hot Sauce Packet Buy-Back Program.
August 17, 2023 at 4:11 AM
Taco Bell needs a Hot Sauce Packet Buy-Back Program.
I need a central line for this braising liquid. Good teamwork ML ❤️
August 15, 2023 at 2:14 AM
I need a central line for this braising liquid. Good teamwork ML ❤️
Women’s pants be like: no pockets, one cameltoe
August 10, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Women’s pants be like: no pockets, one cameltoe
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The entire internet feels like a dead mall. It's just full of old people and wine moms and unemployed fascists and stores trying to sell you junk but sometimes your friends are there so you keep showing up
August 10, 2023 at 6:04 AM
The entire internet feels like a dead mall. It's just full of old people and wine moms and unemployed fascists and stores trying to sell you junk but sometimes your friends are there so you keep showing up
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Finding out you have "co-morbid" conditions would be cool if it meant "you're a zombie AND a vampire" but instead it usually just means that you get anxiety AND depression.
August 8, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Finding out you have "co-morbid" conditions would be cool if it meant "you're a zombie AND a vampire" but instead it usually just means that you get anxiety AND depression.
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Do I have tuna fish in my pocket?
August 5, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Do I have tuna fish in my pocket?
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I need to go to this school
August 5, 2023 at 3:09 PM
I need to go to this school