T odd
@rubberglue.bsky.social
Mediocre. Unsupervised. Eat the rich. Chewing Xanax without making a face. Wipe your feet.
Pinned
Stop unfollowing me, I'm only dead on the inside.
Stop unfollowing me, I'm only dead on the inside.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Stop unfollowing me, I'm only dead on the inside.
Billionaire Lemon Party presents: Golden Dome
May 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Billionaire Lemon Party presents: Golden Dome
*sprinkles crushed Motrin in doobie
May 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
*sprinkles crushed Motrin in doobie
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I may “just” be his stepdad, but that doesn’t mean I love whatsisface any less.
May 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I may “just” be his stepdad, but that doesn’t mean I love whatsisface any less.
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This site needs some Dr Parkinstine
January 1, 2024 at 11:57 PM
This site needs some Dr Parkinstine
Alexa, play 1000 farts
🤣🤣🤣
You're welcome
🤣🤣🤣
You're welcome
May 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Alexa, play 1000 farts
🤣🤣🤣
You're welcome
🤣🤣🤣
You're welcome
My cat won't eat smoked kipper. Who do I call to report her?
May 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My cat won't eat smoked kipper. Who do I call to report her?
To remove a tick, simply impose 200% tariffs on it. It will lose respect for you and get it's blood anywhere else.
May 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
To remove a tick, simply impose 200% tariffs on it. It will lose respect for you and get it's blood anywhere else.
Shut up, I'm watching Andor.
May 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Shut up, I'm watching Andor.
If the mf dies today, it'd really cheer up Memorial Day forever.
May 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If the mf dies today, it'd really cheer up Memorial Day forever.
I was less unhappy before I used my groin muscles
May 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I was less unhappy before I used my groin muscles
I gardened yesterday and now my groin hurts😡
May 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I gardened yesterday and now my groin hurts😡
Don't Live Laugh Love me psycho
May 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Don't Live Laugh Love me psycho
Trump is dementia gpa with a pen. He's doesn't even read ffs. Replace Trump did this/that, with (Trump's) Republicans did this/ that. Wannabe Hitler is literally propped by a House of cards. Focus: HAMMER their weakest cards WITHOUT MERCY. Newsflash, any 2026/2028 solution is too late.
May 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Trump is dementia gpa with a pen. He's doesn't even read ffs. Replace Trump did this/that, with (Trump's) Republicans did this/ that. Wannabe Hitler is literally propped by a House of cards. Focus: HAMMER their weakest cards WITHOUT MERCY. Newsflash, any 2026/2028 solution is too late.
Ice cream will keep your insulin cold.
May 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ice cream will keep your insulin cold.
Please don't fuck this guy.
May 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Please don't fuck this guy.
Nancy mace is that crazy bitch that crashes your party hovers your Coke gets thrown out and then calls cops
May 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Nancy mace is that crazy bitch that crashes your party hovers your Coke gets thrown out and then calls cops