A divorce judge saying, "you have done nothing wrong but I'm giving your wife everything and leaving you with nothing because you are a man" is something that never actually happens, save inside the rot-infested imaginations of dudes like Carolla fans.

When I go back and look at my political writing at Ordinary Times, I'm struck by how much I got right about where the Right was going, but also how I undermined all of it by my belief that eventually they would implode as they approached monstrous and immoral lines they would refuse to cross.

It's also a bit much to call people living their chosen lives an "epidemic."

(For an embarrassing number of years I was guilty of this as well, fwiw.)

A core part of this whole discourse on here is a lot of ppl just continuing to refuse to believe that Republicans might actually have sincere beliefs that they will adhere to.

Recast Bond on a special crossover episode of Doctor Who

Ooooo!!!!

Zombie Bond. Bond's remains are interred in Jamaica where Fleming lived and where Bond had some of his most racist episodes. Baron Samedi resurrects him and he becomes a tool of the Jamaican Secret Service. They can continue to use someone in the Craig age class.

I mean that would be ridiculous.

Now I'm wondering if the physic she hired was the Oracle of Delphi and now some convoluted string of events are going to end up having her passing the bar somehow leading to her highly symbolic death.