Roz
@rozinreallife.bsky.social
In a toxic relationship with the Atlanta Braves | Patriots | Utes | World's Okayest Mom | I feel like you're just here for the zipline | I dissent
Also invest in a large freezer and a woodchipper. For creating mulch for the flower bed.
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Also invest in a large freezer and a woodchipper. For creating mulch for the flower bed.
DON'T LIVE TOGETHER FIRST, IT SHOULD BE A FUN SURPRISE WHEN YOU WANT TO STAB HIM IN THE EAR WITH A PENCIL FOR SNORING FOR 6 STRAIGHT YEARS
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
DON'T LIVE TOGETHER FIRST, IT SHOULD BE A FUN SURPRISE WHEN YOU WANT TO STAB HIM IN THE EAR WITH A PENCIL FOR SNORING FOR 6 STRAIGHT YEARS
*hell of a lot harder, thanks swype lol
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
*hell of a lot harder, thanks swype lol
They're unisex. Like crash test dummies. And medical trials. And everything else in life that just assumes women are smaller men.
December 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They're unisex. Like crash test dummies. And medical trials. And everything else in life that just assumes women are smaller men.
So their take is that you should wait until it's a jerk of a lot harder to get out of the situation to see if being around each other 24/7 drains your life force?
Or are they just saying that marriage is misery?
Not really selling any of us on marriage tbh
Or are they just saying that marriage is misery?
Not really selling any of us on marriage tbh
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
So their take is that you should wait until it's a jerk of a lot harder to get out of the situation to see if being around each other 24/7 drains your life force?
Or are they just saying that marriage is misery?
Not really selling any of us on marriage tbh
Or are they just saying that marriage is misery?
Not really selling any of us on marriage tbh
Also same guys who would complain that their wife let herself go because she works nonstop taking care of the house and kids and barely has time to sneak in a shower
December 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Also same guys who would complain that their wife let herself go because she works nonstop taking care of the house and kids and barely has time to sneak in a shower
How strange that someone whose ear regenerated in 5 minutes has bruising that won't go away on his hand
December 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
How strange that someone whose ear regenerated in 5 minutes has bruising that won't go away on his hand
You guys, it's Ashley Glynn
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
You guys, it's Ashley Glynn
This is my only retirement plan at this point 😂
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This is my only retirement plan at this point 😂
We will never hear from you again
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We will never hear from you again
And Haitians are eating pets.
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
And Haitians are eating pets.
Did they think she murdered someone
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Did they think she murdered someone
It's evil genius. It's like a casino having no clocks or windows.
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It's evil genius. It's like a casino having no clocks or windows.
In reality, if you look at any dating app, there are eleventy billion dudes in their 40s proclaiming they only want a 25yo submissive virgin who will also split the bills but somehow always be available. They're not opting out of dating, they're ensuring no one wants to date them.
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In reality, if you look at any dating app, there are eleventy billion dudes in their 40s proclaiming they only want a 25yo submissive virgin who will also split the bills but somehow always be available. They're not opting out of dating, they're ensuring no one wants to date them.
No woman is out there going "I keep trying to sign on to be a bangmaid for all these dudes but they have all sworn off dating, oh no"
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No woman is out there going "I keep trying to sign on to be a bangmaid for all these dudes but they have all sworn off dating, oh no"
Lol no it's called American Constitutional Governmentt & Citizenship
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Lol no it's called American Constitutional Governmentt & Citizenship
Oh buddy, you were crude for much more than a moment, and well before you asked permission
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Oh buddy, you were crude for much more than a moment, and well before you asked permission
It could be worse
(Please)
(As a treat)
(Please)
(As a treat)
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It could be worse
(Please)
(As a treat)
(Please)
(As a treat)
"political differences" is their catch-all sugarcoated term for people having a problem with them denying fundamental human rights and generally operating out of cruelty.
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"political differences" is their catch-all sugarcoated term for people having a problem with them denying fundamental human rights and generally operating out of cruelty.
Yes I definitely look back at this year and think "conquered!"
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Yes I definitely look back at this year and think "conquered!"
*it's actually a full year, it's just adding a half year credit onto the total social studies requirement that used to be 2.5, with 2 required courses and allowing .5 to be an elective course (now it's just 3 required classes).
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
*it's actually a full year, it's just adding a half year credit onto the total social studies requirement that used to be 2.5, with 2 required courses and allowing .5 to be an elective course (now it's just 3 required classes).