Roz
@rozinreallife.bsky.social
In a toxic relationship with the Atlanta Braves | Patriots | Utes | World's Okayest Mom | I feel like you're just here for the zipline | I dissent
Because they're both natcissists and that's why they love each other
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Because they're both natcissists and that's why they love each other
The way I snort laughed
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The way I snort laughed
Full size works, too
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Full size works, too
My dog has Who lashes #cujoissopretty
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My dog has Who lashes #cujoissopretty
I mean, I bought her some A'jas...
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I mean, I bought her some A'jas...
Since the govt shutdown, I've gotten 2+ robo calls every day about loans. I didn't put the 2 together until I went to re-up my donotcall registry, thinking it had expired or something. Guess what's not functional:
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Since the govt shutdown, I've gotten 2+ robo calls every day about loans. I didn't put the 2 together until I went to re-up my donotcall registry, thinking it had expired or something. Guess what's not functional:
He's not a huge fan of clothes, even his Utes jersey
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
He's not a huge fan of clothes, even his Utes jersey
"I'm at the Utah game right now"
October 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"I'm at the Utah game right now"
Drone shows are better than fireworks, fight me
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Drone shows are better than fireworks, fight me
Love that halftime score
October 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Love that halftime score
"You've always been the caretaker. I should know, sir. I've always been here."
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"You've always been the caretaker. I should know, sir. I've always been here."
Rude.
Challenge accepted.
Challenge accepted.
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Rude.
Challenge accepted.
Challenge accepted.
Cujo, Sunday Scaries style
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Cujo, Sunday Scaries style
