I found 10 abandoned prescription bottles in the forest today - half with semi-dissolved capsules in them. I almost gloved up to bag them and take them to the pharm myself to be destroyed but thought better, didn’t touch them, oxford comma, and called a deputy.

He looked 15.
I am so old.

I packaged and sent away a couple of warranty returns for my husband. I wrote notes on them. I am amused and will continue for as long as it amuses me.

He doesn’t know I did this 😏