WTF Roxy
@roxychaos.bsky.social
I probably don't know what day it is.
In August I began a self-imposed obligation through the end of this month/year and then I am associated no longer.
I made three and a half years into four, to the benefit of all parties involved, but not long now and I am DONE-done.
Do people ever vomit in relief? Is that a thing?
I made three and a half years into four, to the benefit of all parties involved, but not long now and I am DONE-done.
Do people ever vomit in relief? Is that a thing?
December 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
In August I began a self-imposed obligation through the end of this month/year and then I am associated no longer.
I made three and a half years into four, to the benefit of all parties involved, but not long now and I am DONE-done.
Do people ever vomit in relief? Is that a thing?
I made three and a half years into four, to the benefit of all parties involved, but not long now and I am DONE-done.
Do people ever vomit in relief? Is that a thing?
A really good friend of mine took a mental health break end of last year. Now she seems to be living her life again and it’s been over a year since we’ve done anything together.
She had lunch with my ma a few weeks before the year mark and hung out for hours.
My feelings are hurt.
A lot hurt.
She had lunch with my ma a few weeks before the year mark and hung out for hours.
My feelings are hurt.
A lot hurt.
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
A really good friend of mine took a mental health break end of last year. Now she seems to be living her life again and it’s been over a year since we’ve done anything together.
She had lunch with my ma a few weeks before the year mark and hung out for hours.
My feelings are hurt.
A lot hurt.
She had lunch with my ma a few weeks before the year mark and hung out for hours.
My feelings are hurt.
A lot hurt.
I drove 25 miles on Sat to pick up Mo for yoga. She was waiting outside as I pulled up to her house. She had grabbed her gear and was at my car before I even got it fully stopped. I knew then that we were definitely going. I still tried, though.
“I could be talked out of this.”
“No, we’re going.”
“I could be talked out of this.”
“No, we’re going.”
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I drove 25 miles on Sat to pick up Mo for yoga. She was waiting outside as I pulled up to her house. She had grabbed her gear and was at my car before I even got it fully stopped. I knew then that we were definitely going. I still tried, though.
“I could be talked out of this.”
“No, we’re going.”
“I could be talked out of this.”
“No, we’re going.”
Currently sending wishes for a chronically itchy butthole with subsequent pinkeye for the guy who owes me money and isn’t coughing it up.
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Currently sending wishes for a chronically itchy butthole with subsequent pinkeye for the guy who owes me money and isn’t coughing it up.
I think my most favorite smell in the world is an evergreen forest.
August 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I think my most favorite smell in the world is an evergreen forest.
Quick convo with my Daddio, who does not own a smartphone:
Me, after an AirTag test on his car: Would you consider letting me put an AirTag on your person for when you’re out and about?
Him: So you can locate the corpse?
Me: Well, I mean… ultimately.
😂😳
(He let me AirTag him AND the car.)
Me, after an AirTag test on his car: Would you consider letting me put an AirTag on your person for when you’re out and about?
Him: So you can locate the corpse?
Me: Well, I mean… ultimately.
😂😳
(He let me AirTag him AND the car.)
June 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Quick convo with my Daddio, who does not own a smartphone:
Me, after an AirTag test on his car: Would you consider letting me put an AirTag on your person for when you’re out and about?
Him: So you can locate the corpse?
Me: Well, I mean… ultimately.
😂😳
(He let me AirTag him AND the car.)
Me, after an AirTag test on his car: Would you consider letting me put an AirTag on your person for when you’re out and about?
Him: So you can locate the corpse?
Me: Well, I mean… ultimately.
😂😳
(He let me AirTag him AND the car.)
I can touch the piggy who got no roast beef with the piggy who went to market.
My podiatrist calls my feet “particularly challenging” but it turns out that toe thing is a great but admittedly creepy party trick
Kind of like how I’m borderline hyper mobile and can pull my hand away from my wrist.
My podiatrist calls my feet “particularly challenging” but it turns out that toe thing is a great but admittedly creepy party trick
Kind of like how I’m borderline hyper mobile and can pull my hand away from my wrist.
May 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I can touch the piggy who got no roast beef with the piggy who went to market.
My podiatrist calls my feet “particularly challenging” but it turns out that toe thing is a great but admittedly creepy party trick
Kind of like how I’m borderline hyper mobile and can pull my hand away from my wrist.
My podiatrist calls my feet “particularly challenging” but it turns out that toe thing is a great but admittedly creepy party trick
Kind of like how I’m borderline hyper mobile and can pull my hand away from my wrist.
I found 10 abandoned prescription bottles in the forest today - half with semi-dissolved capsules in them. I almost gloved up to bag them and take them to the pharm myself to be destroyed but thought better, didn’t touch them, oxford comma, and called a deputy.
He looked 15.
I am so old.
He looked 15.
I am so old.
May 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I found 10 abandoned prescription bottles in the forest today - half with semi-dissolved capsules in them. I almost gloved up to bag them and take them to the pharm myself to be destroyed but thought better, didn’t touch them, oxford comma, and called a deputy.
He looked 15.
I am so old.
He looked 15.
I am so old.
PSA:
Viewing one’s cuticles through a jeweler’s loupe is GREATLY discouraged.
Not kidding. Don’t do it.
(But one secretly kinda sorta wants to view one’s cuticles through a jeweler’s loupe now, doesn’t one.
Fuck it. Do it.
DOOO EEEET.
One can’t say that one didn’t warn one)
Viewing one’s cuticles through a jeweler’s loupe is GREATLY discouraged.
Not kidding. Don’t do it.
(But one secretly kinda sorta wants to view one’s cuticles through a jeweler’s loupe now, doesn’t one.
Fuck it. Do it.
DOOO EEEET.
One can’t say that one didn’t warn one)
May 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
PSA:
Viewing one’s cuticles through a jeweler’s loupe is GREATLY discouraged.
Not kidding. Don’t do it.
(But one secretly kinda sorta wants to view one’s cuticles through a jeweler’s loupe now, doesn’t one.
Fuck it. Do it.
DOOO EEEET.
One can’t say that one didn’t warn one)
Viewing one’s cuticles through a jeweler’s loupe is GREATLY discouraged.
Not kidding. Don’t do it.
(But one secretly kinda sorta wants to view one’s cuticles through a jeweler’s loupe now, doesn’t one.
Fuck it. Do it.
DOOO EEEET.
One can’t say that one didn’t warn one)
In case anyone was wondering - for now and in the future - I’ve zero interest in sound baths. Just thinking about them makes me twitch.
Other things in which I have zero interest, in no particular order, off the top of my head:
* Musicals
* Pokémon
* Team sports
* Peplum
* Lambchops
* Clubbing
Other things in which I have zero interest, in no particular order, off the top of my head:
* Musicals
* Pokémon
* Team sports
* Peplum
* Lambchops
* Clubbing
May 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
In case anyone was wondering - for now and in the future - I’ve zero interest in sound baths. Just thinking about them makes me twitch.
Other things in which I have zero interest, in no particular order, off the top of my head:
* Musicals
* Pokémon
* Team sports
* Peplum
* Lambchops
* Clubbing
Other things in which I have zero interest, in no particular order, off the top of my head:
* Musicals
* Pokémon
* Team sports
* Peplum
* Lambchops
* Clubbing
I packaged and sent away a couple of warranty returns for my husband. I wrote notes on them. I am amused and will continue for as long as it amuses me.
He doesn’t know I did this 😏
He doesn’t know I did this 😏
April 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I packaged and sent away a couple of warranty returns for my husband. I wrote notes on them. I am amused and will continue for as long as it amuses me.
He doesn’t know I did this 😏
He doesn’t know I did this 😏
I got my replacement license today. I knew that I had to get a new pic taken, so I practiced my mean face in the mirror this morning before I left the house.
It’s still not right but it’s better than my default rictus.
I’m disappointed (in me) for not going with the side ponytail, though.
It’s still not right but it’s better than my default rictus.
I’m disappointed (in me) for not going with the side ponytail, though.
April 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I got my replacement license today. I knew that I had to get a new pic taken, so I practiced my mean face in the mirror this morning before I left the house.
It’s still not right but it’s better than my default rictus.
I’m disappointed (in me) for not going with the side ponytail, though.
It’s still not right but it’s better than my default rictus.
I’m disappointed (in me) for not going with the side ponytail, though.
I lost my physical driving license last week for the first time ever in almost 40 years of having one.
I went to the tax office 25 miles away yesterday to get a replacement and the system was down all day for the entire state.
Of course it was.
It’s up currently. I guess I’ll try again. BooWTF
I went to the tax office 25 miles away yesterday to get a replacement and the system was down all day for the entire state.
Of course it was.
It’s up currently. I guess I’ll try again. BooWTF
April 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I lost my physical driving license last week for the first time ever in almost 40 years of having one.
I went to the tax office 25 miles away yesterday to get a replacement and the system was down all day for the entire state.
Of course it was.
It’s up currently. I guess I’ll try again. BooWTF
I went to the tax office 25 miles away yesterday to get a replacement and the system was down all day for the entire state.
Of course it was.
It’s up currently. I guess I’ll try again. BooWTF
I am trying a new thing:
When I make an offer of assistance and my offer is declined, I will accept that as my answer.
I’m not going to ask if they’re sure they don’t need help. I’m just going to say, “ok”.
My offers are sincere and I shouldn’t have to convince someone to let me help them.
When I make an offer of assistance and my offer is declined, I will accept that as my answer.
I’m not going to ask if they’re sure they don’t need help. I’m just going to say, “ok”.
My offers are sincere and I shouldn’t have to convince someone to let me help them.
February 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I am trying a new thing:
When I make an offer of assistance and my offer is declined, I will accept that as my answer.
I’m not going to ask if they’re sure they don’t need help. I’m just going to say, “ok”.
My offers are sincere and I shouldn’t have to convince someone to let me help them.
When I make an offer of assistance and my offer is declined, I will accept that as my answer.
I’m not going to ask if they’re sure they don’t need help. I’m just going to say, “ok”.
My offers are sincere and I shouldn’t have to convince someone to let me help them.
Things are better now. We both saw the potential for Absolute Destruction and neither of us wants that. I’m glad she broke her silence in time.
Even though we’ve not yet talked about how This Can Never Happen Again, I know that she already knows this, because I’m 51% Her.
Onwards and upwards.
Even though we’ve not yet talked about how This Can Never Happen Again, I know that she already knows this, because I’m 51% Her.
Onwards and upwards.
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February 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Things are better now. We both saw the potential for Absolute Destruction and neither of us wants that. I’m glad she broke her silence in time.
Even though we’ve not yet talked about how This Can Never Happen Again, I know that she already knows this, because I’m 51% Her.
Onwards and upwards.
Even though we’ve not yet talked about how This Can Never Happen Again, I know that she already knows this, because I’m 51% Her.
Onwards and upwards.
New rule which applies to everyone: If I am treated as if I do not exist in someone’s world, I will make it so that I no longer exist in that person’s world.
I think she gets it now.
That is not the way for us.
I’m not going to play this game again.
I think she gets it now.
That is not the way for us.
I’m not going to play this game again.
February 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
New rule which applies to everyone: If I am treated as if I do not exist in someone’s world, I will make it so that I no longer exist in that person’s world.
I think she gets it now.
That is not the way for us.
I’m not going to play this game again.
I think she gets it now.
That is not the way for us.
I’m not going to play this game again.
In her ice-breaker, she said about how it seems that I do for another but not for her. I told her previously that she has to ASK me when she needs me, and this is how I need her to communicate with me.
It’s not fair to be mad at me for not helping when I was never asked to help.
The other asks.
It’s not fair to be mad at me for not helping when I was never asked to help.
The other asks.
February 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
In her ice-breaker, she said about how it seems that I do for another but not for her. I told her previously that she has to ASK me when she needs me, and this is how I need her to communicate with me.
It’s not fair to be mad at me for not helping when I was never asked to help.
The other asks.
It’s not fair to be mad at me for not helping when I was never asked to help.
The other asks.
She reached out Thursday afternoon. Told me some concerning info about her health that she has learned since she iced me out.
I replied with appropriate and genuine concern, but also let her know that some damage has been done.
It’ll take work to get back where we were. If we can. I hope we can.
I replied with appropriate and genuine concern, but also let her know that some damage has been done.
It’ll take work to get back where we were. If we can. I hope we can.
February 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
She reached out Thursday afternoon. Told me some concerning info about her health that she has learned since she iced me out.
I replied with appropriate and genuine concern, but also let her know that some damage has been done.
It’ll take work to get back where we were. If we can. I hope we can.
I replied with appropriate and genuine concern, but also let her know that some damage has been done.
It’ll take work to get back where we were. If we can. I hope we can.
she relieved me of some prearranged duties today with a short and to the point note.
i replied with a screenshot of her saying something to me just the day before she dropped the match.
she had said: "i love you. i hope you never doubt that."
i received no further response.
i replied with a screenshot of her saying something to me just the day before she dropped the match.
she had said: "i love you. i hope you never doubt that."
i received no further response.
February 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
she relieved me of some prearranged duties today with a short and to the point note.
i replied with a screenshot of her saying something to me just the day before she dropped the match.
she had said: "i love you. i hope you never doubt that."
i received no further response.
i replied with a screenshot of her saying something to me just the day before she dropped the match.
she had said: "i love you. i hope you never doubt that."
i received no further response.
A lit match has been dropped on the other side of the bridge.
It needs to be put out but I can’t reach it, and she won’t take the extinguisher I’m trying to hand her.
I think she has chosen to douse it in alcohol instead.
WTF?
It needs to be put out but I can’t reach it, and she won’t take the extinguisher I’m trying to hand her.
I think she has chosen to douse it in alcohol instead.
WTF?
February 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A lit match has been dropped on the other side of the bridge.
It needs to be put out but I can’t reach it, and she won’t take the extinguisher I’m trying to hand her.
I think she has chosen to douse it in alcohol instead.
WTF?
It needs to be put out but I can’t reach it, and she won’t take the extinguisher I’m trying to hand her.
I think she has chosen to douse it in alcohol instead.
WTF?