Schane “RoxasUrBoxas” Mitchell
@roxasurboxas.bsky.social
Streamer at twitch.tv/RoxasAndUntamed. Avid media consumer. Writer of articles for Dorkly (defunct) and Games Saved My Life.
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New year, new social media platform, new media thread:
My father recounted a story to me on my birthday two days ago about how 11 year old Schane went to a buffet and only ate bacon and french fries the whole time…
And nobody ever suspected some autism in there at any point.
And nobody ever suspected some autism in there at any point.
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
My father recounted a story to me on my birthday two days ago about how 11 year old Schane went to a buffet and only ate bacon and french fries the whole time…
And nobody ever suspected some autism in there at any point.
And nobody ever suspected some autism in there at any point.
Best Superman I’ve ever seen.
✅Empathy is a superpower.
✅Kindness is punk rock.
✅Billionaires are awful.
✅Workplace corruption is evil.
✅Zealots are ruining the world.
✅Journalism exposes the truth.
✅Chosen bonds over familial.
✅We are all human.
✅Krypto.
James Gunn knocked it out of the park.
✅Empathy is a superpower.
✅Kindness is punk rock.
✅Billionaires are awful.
✅Workplace corruption is evil.
✅Zealots are ruining the world.
✅Journalism exposes the truth.
✅Chosen bonds over familial.
✅We are all human.
✅Krypto.
James Gunn knocked it out of the park.
July 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Best Superman I’ve ever seen.
✅Empathy is a superpower.
✅Kindness is punk rock.
✅Billionaires are awful.
✅Workplace corruption is evil.
✅Zealots are ruining the world.
✅Journalism exposes the truth.
✅Chosen bonds over familial.
✅We are all human.
✅Krypto.
James Gunn knocked it out of the park.
✅Empathy is a superpower.
✅Kindness is punk rock.
✅Billionaires are awful.
✅Workplace corruption is evil.
✅Zealots are ruining the world.
✅Journalism exposes the truth.
✅Chosen bonds over familial.
✅We are all human.
✅Krypto.
James Gunn knocked it out of the park.
The air crackles green with freedom.
June 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The air crackles green with freedom.
Win an unwinnable fight by the skin of my teeth? Check. ✅
June 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Win an unwinnable fight by the skin of my teeth? Check. ✅
I’m outraged about Hunter Schafer being cast as Zelda in The Legend of Zelda movie.
Outraged that it wasn’t done sooner and confirmed beyond the shadow of a doubt yet.
Outraged that it wasn’t done sooner and confirmed beyond the shadow of a doubt yet.
June 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m outraged about Hunter Schafer being cast as Zelda in The Legend of Zelda movie.
Outraged that it wasn’t done sooner and confirmed beyond the shadow of a doubt yet.
Outraged that it wasn’t done sooner and confirmed beyond the shadow of a doubt yet.
This is the right opinion.
I really don’t understand the people that draw a line in the sand so hard that it becomes part of their core identity.
Just play stuff and be happy.
I really don’t understand the people that draw a line in the sand so hard that it becomes part of their core identity.
Just play stuff and be happy.
Retro games are good.
Modern games are good.
Easy mode is good.
Hard mode is good.
Games with DLC are good.
Games without DLC are good.
Games with a different graphic style are good.
Games with a hyper realistic graphic style are good.
Games in general are just so good to me. Enjoy them. ❤️❤️❤️
Modern games are good.
Easy mode is good.
Hard mode is good.
Games with DLC are good.
Games without DLC are good.
Games with a different graphic style are good.
Games with a hyper realistic graphic style are good.
Games in general are just so good to me. Enjoy them. ❤️❤️❤️
May 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is the right opinion.
I really don’t understand the people that draw a line in the sand so hard that it becomes part of their core identity.
Just play stuff and be happy.
I really don’t understand the people that draw a line in the sand so hard that it becomes part of their core identity.
Just play stuff and be happy.
If the universe is infinite, there’s a place where Trent Reznor and I are friends, and that’s comforting on some level.
May 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If the universe is infinite, there’s a place where Trent Reznor and I are friends, and that’s comforting on some level.
Deserves all the praise, honestly.
Twelve days in, and Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has crossed two million copies sold.
We’ve watched in awe as so many of you began your journey. Feeling every step, every emotion, every revelation alongside you.
To those just joining us: welcome.
Tomorrow comes.
We’ve watched in awe as so many of you began your journey. Feeling every step, every emotion, every revelation alongside you.
To those just joining us: welcome.
Tomorrow comes.
May 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Deserves all the praise, honestly.
I went into the Ninja Turtles Cowabunga Collection expecting to get a nostalgic hit from TMNT2 and Turtles in Time, I left with a love for the 3 GBA TMNT games I never played before now.
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April 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I went into the Ninja Turtles Cowabunga Collection expecting to get a nostalgic hit from TMNT2 and Turtles in Time, I left with a love for the 3 GBA TMNT games I never played before now.
Maybe I’m a big idiot here, and I’m only like two hours into the game…
But wasn’t it established that she was 7 years younger than your main cast? Putting her at… like 26…?
But wasn’t it established that she was 7 years younger than your main cast? Putting her at… like 26…?
In a game filled with beautiful women in their 30’s, of course the antiwoke guy would pick the 16 year old. The pedocon theory remains undefeated.
April 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Maybe I’m a big idiot here, and I’m only like two hours into the game…
But wasn’t it established that she was 7 years younger than your main cast? Putting her at… like 26…?
But wasn’t it established that she was 7 years younger than your main cast? Putting her at… like 26…?
I don’t think I can live without Sirius XM in my car from this point forward.
April 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I don’t think I can live without Sirius XM in my car from this point forward.
The Devil May Cry show gets a lot of stuff wrong, but was still a fun ride to me anyways.
If it gets more people playing the games and gets us a sixth entry, then I’m happy.
Super disappointed that it ended on a Green Day montage of refugee abuse though.
If it gets more people playing the games and gets us a sixth entry, then I’m happy.
Super disappointed that it ended on a Green Day montage of refugee abuse though.
April 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The Devil May Cry show gets a lot of stuff wrong, but was still a fun ride to me anyways.
If it gets more people playing the games and gets us a sixth entry, then I’m happy.
Super disappointed that it ended on a Green Day montage of refugee abuse though.
If it gets more people playing the games and gets us a sixth entry, then I’m happy.
Super disappointed that it ended on a Green Day montage of refugee abuse though.
Step off,
Fucko.
Fucko.
March 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Step off,
Fucko.
Fucko.
My Outie is kind of terrible.
March 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My Outie is kind of terrible.
Setting a microwave at 2:66 and then watching it go from 2:00 to 1:59 will forever be weird to me… 🤔
March 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Setting a microwave at 2:66 and then watching it go from 2:00 to 1:59 will forever be weird to me… 🤔
Gotta represent my fandom.
March 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Gotta represent my fandom.
What’s the difference between a sour cherry jolly rancher gummy and a cherry blaster?
I swear they’re identical.
I swear they’re identical.
March 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
What’s the difference between a sour cherry jolly rancher gummy and a cherry blaster?
I swear they’re identical.
I swear they’re identical.
Old coworker visited me at my new job and saw me in a suit and said “you’d have made tips if you dressed like that at your old job.”
I’m a man and it was a gas station, the only people tipping were the 50 year old creeps trying to hit on the 19 year old female employee.
I’m a man and it was a gas station, the only people tipping were the 50 year old creeps trying to hit on the 19 year old female employee.
March 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Old coworker visited me at my new job and saw me in a suit and said “you’d have made tips if you dressed like that at your old job.”
I’m a man and it was a gas station, the only people tipping were the 50 year old creeps trying to hit on the 19 year old female employee.
I’m a man and it was a gas station, the only people tipping were the 50 year old creeps trying to hit on the 19 year old female employee.
Don’t let elitists shame you. Fire those SOS flares. Monster Hunter has ALWAYS been better together.
March 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Don’t let elitists shame you. Fire those SOS flares. Monster Hunter has ALWAYS been better together.
I know Monster Hunter is just hitting a stride with the popular sphere, but I’m gonna drop a huge bombshell right now:
We haven’t been playing it for the story.
We haven’t been playing it for the story.
March 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I know Monster Hunter is just hitting a stride with the popular sphere, but I’m gonna drop a huge bombshell right now:
We haven’t been playing it for the story.
We haven’t been playing it for the story.
I love Monster Hunter so much. ❤️
March 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I love Monster Hunter so much. ❤️
Congrats Canada for electing a guy who’s most famously known for having a crackhead brother who ran the province better than he could while sober.
February 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Congrats Canada for electing a guy who’s most famously known for having a crackhead brother who ran the province better than he could while sober.
Am I the first person to say this about the newest episode of #Severance?
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GETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANT!!!
February 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Am I the first person to say this about the newest episode of #Severance?
PLATPLATPLATPLATPLAT!!!
GETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANT!!!
PLATPLATPLATPLATPLAT!!!
GETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANT!!!
<— is Canadian.
<— was at the store.
<— watches television.
<— was at the store.
<— watches television.
In case you don’t believe that boycotts work and scare companies: Canadian grocery stores now put all Canadian made products at eye level and mark it with signage that says it’s Canadian.
Kraft also put out a commercial explaining that they are Canadian and to please continue buying their products.
Kraft also put out a commercial explaining that they are Canadian and to please continue buying their products.
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
<— is Canadian.
<— was at the store.
<— watches television.
<— was at the store.
<— watches television.
In case you don’t believe that boycotts work and scare companies: Canadian grocery stores now put all Canadian made products at eye level and mark it with signage that says it’s Canadian.
Kraft also put out a commercial explaining that they are Canadian and to please continue buying their products.
Kraft also put out a commercial explaining that they are Canadian and to please continue buying their products.
February 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
In case you don’t believe that boycotts work and scare companies: Canadian grocery stores now put all Canadian made products at eye level and mark it with signage that says it’s Canadian.
Kraft also put out a commercial explaining that they are Canadian and to please continue buying their products.
Kraft also put out a commercial explaining that they are Canadian and to please continue buying their products.